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2022 Valentine’s Day Funny Copy for Moments (Selected 87 Sentences)

1. Ugly people can’t wait to find someone to make do with, while handsome people still stick to their principles and remain single.

2. It will be 520 soon. I have a small wish that I hope can come true: lovers cannot love their loved ones!

3. I was in a car accident, my waist was sprained, and I was involved in an accident. You are the driver - I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you!

4. Valentine's Day without a lover is a festival that does not belong to us single nobles.

5. After being single for a long time, I don’t even like you anymore.

6. I met you in summer. You are brighter than the sun and gentler than the white clouds.

7. I want to hug you across the phone instead of holding the phone and miss you. I want to have you every morning and night instead of you in the photo. There are thousands of love words, but it is better to have you by my side. .

8. Love can come later, but takeout cannot

9. When I think of a beast holding my future wife’s hand walking down the street on Valentine’s Day, I think of this. I'm angry!

10. The evening breeze expresses your feelings, and the bright moon plays the role of Jinghong.

11. The craziest thing in this life is to fall in love with you. The greatest hope is to have you accompany me in my madness for the rest of my life.

12. I dare not tell you all my emotions because every emotion is related to you, and I want to express my feelings to you.

13. Save all the romance and give it all to you when I meet you.

14. There is no shortage of love these days, but there is a shortage of people who take love seriously.

15. It’s good to be single. Be good to whoever you want to be with.

16. Don’t deny yourself, you are very good, very gentle, and very worthy.

17. Someone asked me, how do I plan to spend this Valentine’s Day? It’s nonsense, of course I will just laugh it off!

18. Some people, once you meet them, will be in love with you forever; some people will fall in love with you forever. , once it starts, it will be difficult to stop.

19. If you treat your wife badly, don’t blame others for treating your wife well.

20. In addition to marrying you and transferring money, saying that I like you or missing you are all lies. It is better to pay a huge sum of money than to ask for help.

21. I understand that some people come from the sea of ????people and will eventually return to the sea of ????people

22. On May 20th, don’t post photos everywhere to show your affection, just in case It's not good to hit someone in the face.

23. I forgot to stay, I forgot to cry, I forgot to be fragile. You can't understand my sleepless nights, and you are all in my dreams.

24. It is difficult to start with acquaintances, and it is difficult to speak to strangers.

25. The one who marries me in the future, please do less sorry for me on Valentine’s Day, thank you!

26. If I could be with you, I would rather let All the stars in the sky are lost, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

27. I must be the first person who misses you today. If not, it doesn’t matter. I think about you every day, and one day I will.

28. A hero doesn’t care about his origin, and he doesn’t care about his age when he is single.

29. Don’t wait to confess your love. We don’t even have it on April Fool’s Day. We still count on 520. Let’s go to sleep?

30. Every day, every moment, missing you and loving you occupy the most important position in my mind.

31. That day, I received a lot of text messages about booking a room, and later I found out that the phone belonged to my wife.

32. I am introverted and withdrawn. Even if I am warm for three minutes, I still want to accompany you for many years.

33. I want to hold your hand and go to a place called eternity together, to see the everlasting scenery and taste the taste of the sea and the stone.

34. I want to go to the movies with my partner tomorrow. Can you recommend any good partners?

35. If you want to confess your love successfully today, you must meet two conditions: one must be Said, one wants to take off.

36. If your heart is the X-axis, then I am a sine function, rotating around you, contracting and releasing.

37. You are a positive number and I am a negative number. We are both rational numbers. We are basically a match made in heaven!

38. It is better to give up on an incomprehensible relationship.

39. If I said a bunch of nonsense to you that day, it means that I miss you.

40. The notes I give you are twelve, twelve for friends, twelve for lovers, twelve for lovers, and twelve for family. Therefore, Twelve’s name is unforgettable.

41. Bye bye, the next one will be better and more obedient

42. Life is not only about the present, but also the wedding invitation from my ex

43. I want You know, there are always people waiting for you in this world, no matter when and where, there are always people.

44. We used to be close to each other, but now we are strangers.

45. I love being single so much that I suspect that I was a widow whose husband died in my previous life.

46. True love means that he can look past thousands of beauties with big breasts and long legs and see you at a glance, rough, wild and meaningless.

47. Beautiful melodies are only played for you; happy words are only written for you; naughty love words are only told to you; you are so different.

48. If I can watch you leave in this life, then it proves that I have forgotten.

49. I want to hold hands with you and watch the sea together, and miss you together back to back. I am so happy to have you.

50. No one has come to confess my feelings until now, how calm I am!

51. The whole world is full of the sour smell of love, but I am the only one who exudes the feeling of being single. Qingxiang

52. I want to give my mother-in-law a bad review. The delivery was too slow and I haven’t received it yet.

53. I will spend Valentine’s Day alone, but if I have the ability, let me spend the exam alone.

54. Valentine’s Day is a holiday that I don’t have to celebrate. Valentine's Day is my forbidden day.

55. My appearance is ordinary and I cannot catch a glimpse. If you want to miss it, just miss it

56. Facing your illuminated profile picture, I finally managed to remain indifferent.

57. When I think about you in the future, I feel that this is an earth-shattering event, and I wish the whole world knew about it.

58. Valentine’s Day is here, would you consider continuing to be a dog or becoming my boyfriend?

59. The thought of spending the rest of my life with you makes me full of excitement for the rest of my life. expect.

60. It seems that you and I are left alone on Valentine’s Day this year, my bed.

61. Women always say that men are perverts, but in fact they are not foxes.

62. I want to put you into my dream and go as far as we can together.

63. Human love is too vulgar, it is better to watch the sunrise alone

64. Everyone is looking forward to 520! In fact, 520 means, 5 minutes of love, two people Everything is equal to 0 in the end.

65. If you like someone, confess your feelings to them, just in case they become a spare tire.

66. On Valentine’s Day, I want to dress beautifully. , eating melon seeds at home.

67. I love you and want to write you an IOU. It says on it that I owe you gentle care for half my life, in installments of one hundred thousand years~

68. Unexpected Ah, today is a lover’s Singles’ Day!

69. You must pamper me, spoil my little temper, understand my desires and restraints, and take good care of me as a little friend.

70. Heroes come to me quickly regardless of the source of their love.

71. Valentine’s Day will be in a few days. If you are still single, you may consider coming to me. I am a professional salesperson. Dog food.

72. Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are so easy to deceive.

73. I am a prodigal son who always walks alone towards the distance.

74. Valentine’s Day is coming, and I can only apologize to myself: I’m sorry, I have to spend Valentine’s Day alone this year.

75. Isn’t it true that I am single? One day, I was forced to send out WeChat messages one after another. I love you, whichever one becomes the winner

76. God will not treat the infatuated people badly, it will only To the point of death.

77. I miss you. It’s the kind of missing that can’t be solved by calling. It’s the kind of missing that I must meet and hold tightly.

78. In this changing of seasons, I will accompany you to watch the sun rise and set back and forth day and night.

79. Since the day I met you, you have been included in all my future plans.

80. Someone asked me how I would spend Valentine’s Day this year, and I said: skip it.

81. How do you pick up a boy? What is the right water temperature?

82. Loneliness is not something you are born with, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

83. Looking forward to the smile with you. Flowers without you are not beautiful! Rice without you is not fragrant!

84. Everyone has the possibility of falling in love with another person. If you want to love, you cannot be afraid of scars.

85. An interesting single is better than a makeshift love.

86. It doesn’t matter if you are single. You will still be single for a long time in the future.

87. There is always a kind of selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than make others unhappy.