Women are busy with plastic surgery and men are busy with transformation.
-Strange phenomena in modern society
Smoking is a fake smell, drinking is a high and low, mahjong is a bright flower, and work is unknown.
A few single-minded cadres
In the office, you can offend busy people because they have no time to dispute with you; But never offend idle people, because they have time to deal with you.
-Never offend idle people.
Resume is true, typical fool.
-college students frankly
Dare not ask about salary, can't ask about salary, and want to ask about salary most.
-the inner feelings of many job-seeking college students.
In some families, a few bowls of noodles can support a hot day; In some families, a pile of gold coins turned the days upside down.
-Being rich is not necessarily a blessing.
A mouse laughs at a cat, and there must be a mouse hole behind it.
Retreat is the most important thing.
Destroy first, then protect; Pollution first, then treatment; Consume first, then save; Cut down the forest first, then plant trees.
-detours in the development of some cities in China.
Simplicity makes you happy, complexity makes you old.
-The secret of youth
The heaviest topic between men is talking about their own women; The easiest topic between men is to talk about other people's women.
-the wife is someone else's good.
Parents are like old cotton-padded clothes, friends are like ponchos, lovers are like coarse cloth and lovers are like paper flowers.
Know whether it is cold or warm.
Defect is charm.
Singer Wu Bai told reporters. He thinks that although his tone and Putonghua are not standard, it is not resistance, but adds personal characteristics to himself.
The greatest thing in life is that your challenges are always ahead.
Ellison, President of Oracle Bone Inscriptions Company, USA, views on life.
You don't think I am Li Ka-shing, and I don't think you are Zhang Ziyi.
Don't joke like this between husband and wife.
Sometimes, I am penniless, but I am never poor. Lack of money is an economic state and poverty is a state of mind.
The key is to have a good attitude.
Smile, cultivate, shake hands, cooperate and change.
Five sharp weapons for successful people
Get enough sleep and sleep if you want; Eat moderately and eat when you are hungry; Exercise every day; Don't worry about yesterday or tomorrow.
Humans should learn from animals.
My biggest defect is the defect of money.
I don't have eyes on my ass! You don't have an asshole
I think if Newton sat under the durian tree, our exam would be much easier.
Why did you kick the classmate in front of you in class? Long legs and willfulness
Actually, I'm afraid to chat with you. Why? Because you always ignore me in the middle of conversation.
In winter, he abused me a thousand times and regarded me as the first love.
Why do you even feel suffocated when listening to music? Please don't wrap the earphone around your neck.
It is found that even people without culture will become writers and artists when they are lovelorn.
When a woman asks you a question, she actually knows the answer, just to see how you lie.
Don't be sad for children who can't get presents today. Turn their socks over at night. The whole world is yours! I'm going to cry because of the wisdom of this sentence.
Cool, winter is coming, you can bang every night! Bang! Dad, it's the first time I heard that taking off a sweater is so fresh and refined!
There is no upper limit for food intake and no lower limit for achievement; Lazy people who are unsuccessful in socializing expect the peak; People are ugly and control their friends, and they don't like houses. Single, always melodramatic, without money, or willful.
English is not so good, but foreign festivals are very happy.
Ugly people like to say why, why look?
It is difficult to study at noon on weeding day. On the first day of school, I was punished for standing all morning.
My biggest weakness is lack of money.
They say silence is golden. Is there a lot of gold after a long silence?
There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.
Don't try to teach pigs to sing, not only will it be fruitless, but it will also make pigs unhappy!
May sings: Can I hug you? Xu Liangsang: No, sir.
It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.
I dare not look in the mirror for too long, because I am afraid I will fall in love with myself.
If people all over the world betray you, I will not hesitate to stand behind you and follow them to betray you.
Old people can't fight. Children can't fight. Women don't fight. Men. Fight to the death
There are no white pies in the sky, only white bricks.
As a monster, my wish is to destroy an Altman.
The head can be broken, the hairstyle must not be messy/bloody, and the leather shoes must be oiled.
Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!
Secret love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, and not love is a taste.
Once I squatted on the ground to play with something, and the male god patted me from behind, and then I was scared and farted loudly.
Part one: You are the headmaster, and part two: I am a teacher. Horizontal batch: two idiots.
Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.
Life is beautiful only when it comes out, but it is not brilliant when it comes out!
Why use truth when you know it is false?
The most classic sentence of the class teacher: Our class is the noisiest in the whole building.
Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me hard.
When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!
Look, I have my attitude. It's not your turn to call me a failure.
The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.
Non-mainstream signature: I'm not out of tune, I just like singing my own songs.
When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.
There is a silence called domineering, an introversion called individuality, a simplicity called profundity, and a disdain called conceit.
The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by her side and know you'll never have her.
If I go down one day, remember, I will come up for you.
Each of us is a dreamer. When dreams are gone, only dreamers are left.
Brother, is your nickname Gao Qiu? I'm completely pissed off by you.
After this village, there is this shop; Because there are branches here.
It's not terrible to fall. What's terrible is that when a person falls, he is very awake!
It's not necessarily an angel with wings, mother said. It's a bird man.
Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean.
Every year is Tanabata. Go out and have a look. Breaking up is a couple!
The sky is gray and the eyes are boundless, and the days without money are too long!
There were Ximen Qing in ancient times and Edison Chen today; The stream sees the stream and takes out its own camera.
You want to fight, I will fight! I have a line of fire. I'm stupid.
I keep a low profile because I can't keep a high profile. This article is from American Reading Network.
Just like my world, suddenly there is no sun, which is just in line with the despair at that time.
Finally, even a bland greeting seems to disturb you.
Accustomed to being strong, accustomed to being lonely, accustomed to being unaccustomed, what can't you live?
Excerpts from emotional quotations
1, which is yours, will always be yours; It's not yours. No matter how you earn it or rob it, it won't belong to you.
2, not easy to talk, suitable for being together; Not suitable, can be together; If you can't be together, you will always be together; It doesn't mean that you will be happy forever.
3. The most urgent thing is the most beautiful scenery; What hurts the most is the truest feelings.
When friends around you say you are crazy, success is not far from you.
In the face of facts, the more developed your imagination is, the more unimaginable the consequences will be.
6. The earth is moving, and one can't be in a bad situation forever.
7. You will never see the tears in my eyes, because I will cry only when you are away.
8. Time is like a net, where you sow, you reap.
9. There is always a gap between ideal and reality. Fortunately, there is a gap. Otherwise, who wants ideals?
10. There are two tragedies in life: not getting what you want and getting what you don't want.
1 1. Maturity is not that your heart grows old, but that you still smile when tears are rolling in your eyes.
12, women should always tell themselves: don't hang yourself on a tree, otherwise, you will be miserable!
13. Love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it flows.
14, summon up courage to bow your head and raise your head confidently.
15, life is like a cup of tea, it will only be bitter for a while, not for a lifetime.
16, stupid or not, see if you can play dumb.
17, women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.
18, you think the sourest feeling is jealousy. No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.
19, what is a true friend? A true friend is someone who sees through you, still likes you and wants to be friends with you.
20. When we remove others' stumbling blocks, we may be paving the way for ourselves.
2 1. If you can't forget him, don't forget him. It doesn't take effort to really forget him.
22. Ugly people can get married, and beautiful people will be single.
23, because of love, so compassion; Forgive, because you know.
24. Some people's love is just an emotion at that time. It would be naive if the other person mistook this feeling for a long-term one.
25. Men cry because they really loved, and women cry because they really gave up.
26. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.
27. When a woman looks up at the sky, she is not looking for anything, she is just lonely.
27. When a woman looks up at the sky, she is not looking for anything, she is just lonely.
In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.
29, sorry is a kind of sincerity, it doesn't matter is a kind of demeanor; If you give your heart, but you can't get grace, it can only show the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party.
The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too hard on those closest to them. Change this bad habit and the world will be peaceful.
Life is like this.
1. No matter how bad your conditions are, someone will always love you. No matter how good your conditions are, there will always be people who don't love you
2. The story written on paper always has an ending, and the story written in the heart is an unknown ending. However, not all the pain can be shouted out.
Many people are unhappy because they always feel that the past is too good, the present is too bad and the future is too foggy.
Being alive for one day is a blessing, so we should cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.
Maybe life is like this, lost in search and pursued in confusion. No one has an established path, no suspense, until the end of life.
6. What you are looking for is often not found. Everything in the world comes and goes in his time.
7. A dream is a beautiful journey, and everyone is just a lonely teenager until he finds it.
8. The distance between people, too close will prick people, too far will hurt people.
9. People have such a life, and we can face it indifferently or positively. When you can't see it, when you are proud of the spring breeze, when you are filled with indignation, please think about it. Anyway, you are always lucky to have this life.
10. Life is just a list. People who figure out what you want and don't want are usually smart, but what they get is countless troubles and hardships.
1 1. When people are around, they think there will always be opportunities. In fact, life is subtraction, with one side missing.
12. If you never give up, one day, time will tell you that persistence is so unnecessary.
13. The true meaning of life is to live a quiet and peaceful life in all the noise, and let fate run peacefully, not catch up.
14. Life is like this, never rehearsing or replaying.
15. Life is like this. Down-to-earth, go forward bravely, until the scenery you yearn for becomes the place you have walked. Life is an impromptu performance, stepping on others' footprints and opening up your own territory.
16. Life is like this. In order to be happy, we often have to give up happiness temporarily. As long as we have dreams, happiness is always ahead.
17. Life is like this, a little busy, a little annoyed, a little bitter, a little tired, a little happy, a little sweet, a little idle and a little happy. Life is always mixed, everything has its two sides, and there is no absolute boundary between misfortune and happiness.
18. Life just keeps giving people some opportunities to live.
19. Time is like water. You can never touch the same running water twice, because the running water will never come again. Enjoy every moment of your life!
20. I suddenly find that some people will have a particularly good relationship with you at a certain stage, and then leave contact for no reason.
2 1. I traveled all over the world, walking against time, just to meet you in this life.
22. A person's happiness is not because he has more, but because he cares less.
23. Sometimes, you forgive others just because you still want to keep them in your life.
24. Sometimes, we do something wrong because we use emotions when we should use our brains.
25. Sometimes love is insignificant. After all, wishful thinking can't change your heart.
It is good to have one or two close friends, but there is no need to have too many. The happiness of a friend lies in firm trust.
27. Only when you are rich can you perceive the richness of the world. Only when you are kind can you perceive the beauty of the world. Only when you are magnanimous can you live happily between heaven and earth.