The teacher told us not to litter, or I would lose you.
3. I am a child with poor English, and I fucking know wifi.
4. Why are my eyes full of tears? Because I pretend to be deep!
5, invigilator+geographical location+surrounding students = test scores.
6.-Don't say that you look down on me, and I have been ignoring you.
7, TMD understands now, this life is a pit, and it will only get deeper and deeper!
8. Brother, do you have the nickname "Gao Qiu"? I'm completely pissed off by you.
9. Two true qualities of China people: they don't like lying and they don't like listening to lies.
10, I heard that the more sins a girl made in her last life, the bigger her breasts will be in this life.
1 1. When you see someone you like at school, you immediately enter B mode.
12, if the mid-term score slaps you, then slap it back at the end of the period.
13, it's good that the pie falls from the sky, but it's too big to hold.
14, it is difficult to love one person, it is annoying to love two people, and it is difficult to love three people.
15,-put away your insincerity and roll all the way towards the sun.
16, I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once.
17. Living wastes air, dying wastes land and wasting RMB at home.
18. When you see someone you like at school, you immediately enter the B-pretend mode.
19, lol I planted mushrooms all the way to let you know the way home.
20. If I become a thin horse, are you a western antique or a mobile family?
2 1, life is like singing, sometimes unreliable, sometimes out of tune.
22. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as longevity, and longevity is not as good as happiness.
23, there is a kind of missing is not contact, it is simply nonsense.
24. When you stop expecting anything, you will get everything.
25. I am really a playboy. Just after the winter vacation, I think about the summer vacation.
26. Sorry, I have many shortcomings; If you don't like it, please go out.
27, feelings are not what you want, it is best to love and hate even.
28. It is better to be idle than to say hello to someone you once loved.
You are unlikely to know my age, because I change every year.
30, too tossing, afraid of wasting youth. Stop messing around, I'm afraid I'm sorry for my youth.
3 1, once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find the world suddenly enlightened.
32, not every Kotaro, will find a big Wolf beaten.
33. You are not qualified to play with my love. If you dare to play, I will kill you!
34. Erkang, a broken me, how can I help a broken you?
35. Too many people take off their pants and fart, so people invented skirts.
36. Invisible things are terrible, but isn't the human heart more terrible?
37. In fact, 10086 is also very gaudy, caring about so many people every day.
38, a bitch is a bitch, even if the financial crisis, you can't be expensive.
39. Sleep. Don't bother me except to introduce me!
People should remember what they said and always pay back what they owe.
4 1, look at your five senses. Art has caught up with movies.
42. I'm not afraid to kick you. I'm just afraid that Nike on my feet will get dirty.
43. The biggest failure in my life at present is calling your name.
44. If beauty is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime.
45. Ben Xian counted with his fingers, and Hunan Satellite TV will broadcast Princess Huanzhu again in the summer vacation.
46. I stood in your city hall and shouted: Ouch! How deep!
47. I can smell your stink from a distance. It's disgusting, in broad daylight.
48. The elevator is obviously standing. Why do you always say that you are taking the elevator?
49. Country, why don't you take the face to study bulletproof vests?
50. Come quietly, go quietly, and I will never let go of what I took.
5 1, it doesn't matter who you are, what matters is what you want to do when you come into my life.
52. It used to be as light as a swallow, but now it's too bloated to jump.
53. I am not me in front of you, just like a puppet manipulated by you.
54. It's so cold, the hyaluronic acid on the beauty's face must be frozen.
55. You waste air when you are alive, land when you are dead, and RMB at home.
56. Give me the light in your eyes to fill my blank heart.
57. Do you have such a big face to cover the sun or something?
58. I am not the wind, and you are not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world.
59. Only after countless failures can we realize the hardships of success.
You don't have such a big stage, so don't treat everyone else as an audience.
6 1, it's not that I don't have a dream, but that I will never get what I want.
62. Don't think too much about things that are not worth remembering. That will only increase the pain!
63. You can't tell the difference between inside and outside the play. After all, your acting is too high and your eloquence is too good.
Don't treat my love for you as a game, or I'll kill you.
65. After more than half of the summer vacation, I feel hard to breathe at the thought of starting school.
Life is like a pressure cooker. I know myself well when I'm under too much pressure.
67. Don't pretend to be B, pretend to be struck by lightning, get sick and go to the doctor, and don't get sick.
68. I am just a child who shines with the stars and is lonely with the night.
69. Why are your shadow and our memories in my mind?
70, because I have never met, I have never been sad. Never happy.
7 1. Don't rob things that don't belong to you. If you catch it, it doesn't belong to you.
72. I don't think you need to make a promise to me like a floating cloud.
73. It is useless for a man to be handsome. Can I swipe my card with my face when I go to the bank?
74. Brother, is your nickname "Gao Qiu"? I'm totally "cool" by you.
75. Nowadays, junior high school students are too hard, because they are often threatened by teachers.
76. Thanks to dark circles and natural smoky makeup, it is thick but not vulgar.
77. Women are cute when they first meet, and fierce when they meet.
78. Only a few people think twice before acting, and most of them are still thinking twice rather than doing it.
79. If you can't even cheat, how can you rest assured that you will enter the society?
80. The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.
8 1, fat, if you have the ability to bully your stomach, why can't you have the ability to flush your chest?
82. Be sure to learn history well, in case it suddenly crosses one day.
83. There is always an excuse for doing something wrong, but an excuse can never be an excuse.
84. Go to bed early in the future, and don't stay up late unscrupulously because you are ugly.
85. Beauty can only be used to deceive men, and cleverness can be used to deceive the world.
86. A school is a place where a group of people get together and then break up a group of people.
I realize that "bride" means to take care of his son instead of his mother.
88. Don't always give people a look. Do you think your face is a palette?
89. Can a woman's paper like me have no weight to hold down her beauty?
90. It's a long life. Be with someone who is willing to give you a red envelope.
9 1, be sure to write today! I'll fucking kill you for this stupid math!
92. Love you for a day or two, no matter how many people love you tomorrow.
93. Disloyal people are like dogs on the side of the road. Whoever has great ability will be taken away.
94. Love has many gestures, romantic, indifferent, playboy and eternal.
95. Men are like chewing gum. The more you chew, the less you taste.
96. What girlfriend robbed her boyfriend? You're kidding. I don't even have a best friend.
97. Because the user's signature is too personal, the system cannot display it.
98. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to discover that you are really ugly.
99. For some people, I just want to say that my slap is very suitable for your face.
100, don't abuse the best spelling age and let yourself do nothing all day.
10 1. Maybe we haven't changed, but we are getting closer to our true selves.
102, how much a man loves, it is a sign to crush her.
103, the sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come?
104, how can a woman promote her husband's enthusiasm for making money without losing his family?
105, I was definitely homeless in my last life, so let's live like this in my life.
106, people practiced their abdominal muscles, and my abdominal muscles laughed.
107, I would rather be single and heartless than be heartbroken by two people.
108, friend, if you like me, you can't say it out loud. Don't hide it.
109, I feel that I don't lack anything, but when I think about it, I have nothing.
1 10, do you belong to me? You can have it alive and take it with you when you die.
1 1 1. Life is like a super girl, and all the men who can go to the end are pure men.
1 12, if heaven is too crowded, then we can go for a walk in hell together.
1 13, your wedding has nothing to do with me. I am more interested in your funeral.
1 14, I like men to show women. Bored in front of others. Coquettish in front of me.
1 15, don't try to teach pigs to sing, it will not only lead to no results but also make pigs unhappy!
1 16, this won't, that won't, it's two things I won't do in my life.
1 17, don't think I am too heavy. Compared with your love, it is too heavy and as light as a feather.
1 18. As long as a woman lives among men, she will always be a hot commodity.
1 19, when * * was due to lack of money, now * * is due to lack of men.
120, you asked me how much I love you. Money can represent my heart.
12 1. Do you drink Fuyanjie and soak Oreos at home all day?
122. The water is getting hot. Although it doesn't feel good, it can be tolerated.
123, always saying that the world abandoned you and the world doesn't belong to you.