1. You can go as far as you want! 2. Rogues are not terrible, just afraid of being educated. Guest officer, please respect yourself. The little girl only sells herself, not herself. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human! A man's lie can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lie can lie to a man for a lifetime! 6. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes! 7. Take the road of NB and let SB say it! 8. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge! 9. Zi said in Sichuan, "How nice it is to have a boat!" 10. Driving is not difficult, but there are new people! 1 1. We want a small MM and irrigate it with * * *; I irrigate the head of the Yangtze River and you irrigate the tail of the Yangtze River. 12. Love at first sight, then decline, and finally run out. 13. A person is not alone, but when he misses someone. 14. Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy. 15. If you can see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I left all my happiness ahead! 16. Work QQ, don't chat, if you want to talk vigorously, don't say a word; Punctuation marks, half price, 1000 words or more, 20% off; Emoticon picture, ten-month subscription, audio and video, not yet opened; Pay first and then chat, chat as soon as the payment arrives, pay online and provide invoices; Free monthly rent, single charge, weekend, business as usual; Wanted 17. Birds are big and there are all kinds of Woods. 18. The garden can't be closed in spring. I'm pulling apricots from the wall. 19. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes. I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today. 2 1. Old men and women are old, and my wife is my wife, the wife of the people. 23. I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain taught me to swim. 24. I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, and only wind energy accompanies me. 25. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious. 26. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear. 27. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person. 28. I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in the Jianghu ... 29. Take other people's road and leave others no choice. 30. I would rather believe in ghosts than men's mouths! 3 1. Clear water means no fish, while lowly people mean invincible. 32. The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings-mother said it was a bird man. 33. Time is the same as cleavage. There is still room for squeezing. 34. You can't have two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female. 35. Don't treat animals that are still dead after bleeding for a week lightly ... 36. I, a college student's life goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field. 37. Women should remember that they must eat well, play well, sleep well and drink well. Once exhausted, other women spend our money, live in our rooms, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends and beat our babies. 38. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village. In autumn, I got many handsome guys. Then I changed the name of the village to "handsome boy village", and I became the village head as I wished. One day, I dreamed that I had spent all my money. When I woke up, my pocket was really empty ... 40. I made great success in losing weight. Look, my three chins are sharp! The problem with chocolate is that if you eat it, it will disappear. 42. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly. If my friends can sell for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune. 44. A big belly is not terrible. The terrible thing is that it is unexpectedly big. 45. The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker. 46. Women show their generosity first, but men dare not be stingy. 47. Life is in bed, you die in bed, and you want to live and die in bed. 48. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world. 49. inaction and inaction, inaction and inaction. (Dai Jianwei) 50 The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place, but to have food everywhere all your life. (Samui) 5 1. Sao belongs to Sao, and Sao has Sao Zhen; Cheap means cheap, and cheap has cheap dignity. 52. If eating more fish can make people smart, then I must have eaten at least one pair of whales ... 53. Success in life lies not in getting a good deck of cards, but in how to play bad cards well. 54.0 years old, 10 years old, rising every day. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. At the age of 40, it is basically oriented, and at the age of 50, it is full of popularity. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall! 55. When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed. When you left, you smiled and everyone cried. 56. Stand higher and pee farther. 57. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it. 58. After a few decades, we will meet again and send them to the crematorium. All of them will be burned to ashes, one for you and one for me, and all of them will be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer. 59. No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit. 60. You can't have a cake and a bra at the same time. 6 1. The expert looks at the door, while the layman looks at the sidewalk. 62. There are no roadside wildflowers, step on them! 63. I met a MM personality signature: I can't play chess and draw, and I am tired of washing and cooking. 64. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation. 65. I met an old Shaanxi personality signature: ugly girls are more troublesome, and black buns are more vegetables.