20 17 funny boasting quotations 1 1. It's better to be beautiful than to live beautifully!
2. You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt.
Smoke is disobedient, so we smoke.
If you are angry for one minute, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.
The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.
6. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.
7. Close my eyes and I see my future. ...
8. When the road is rough, shout loudly and move on.
9. Happiness is a comparative thing, which can only be felt at the bottom.
10. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.
1 1.
12. Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.
13. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.
14. One sentence "Take it" is better than two sentences "I'll give it to you".
15. If you make trouble without reason, you will get something!
16. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.
17. I thought that if I was "invisible", others would not find me. It's no use. People like me, like fireflies in the dark, are bright enough and outstanding enough.
18. Some things, knowing that they are wrong, must be persisted because they are unwilling; Some people, knowing love, have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, knowing that the road has gone, we are still moving forward because we are used to it.
19. Diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt!
20. The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!
2 1. It was unplugged before it was violated.
22. Women are self-satisfied and men are poor.
23. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!
24. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is having a brain.
25. Lie down where you fell.
26. Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all the time.
27. Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, and doing all simple things right is not simple.
28. I'm not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me!
29. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.
30. The so-called fate is the reason when love succeeds and the excuse when it fails; The so-called wedding is a ceremony for lovers to become "family"; The so-called breakup is something that a woman may not be able to do once she says it a hundred times, but a man can do it once.
20 17 Funny Quotations 2 1) I am a Chinese Odyssey, handsome and free and easy.
2) I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed!
3) If Shuai Neng is a meal, Ben Shuai will feed hundreds of millions of people.
4) Handsome is providence, and cool is man-made.
It's a fine day today. Today is a good day to go out and release handsome.
6) Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you were so big? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.
7) Everyone loves watching flowers and driving with a flat tire.
8) If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I will call myself a rogue.
9) Your appearance is very refreshing.
10) Why cover your face with your ass!
1 1) International faces are universal.
12) You broke the rules.
13) looks very sci-fi and abstract.
14) Your growth slows down the network speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.
15) a face of innocence, a face of sorry for the people, sorry for the party.
16) Long adventure.
17) I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!
18) The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where this handsome guy is.
19) I am handsome, with regular facial features and a well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international ISO handsome guy system certification for the first time, and there are hints; Signboard beauty deserves attention.
20) Whenever I look in the mirror, I will say, Holy shit, he is fucking handsome again.
2 1) I am young and handsome. At the age of seven, he studied literature, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of eight, knowing astronomy and geography above and trivial things below. Every time I go out for a walk, I often attract beautiful women to jump off a building. Handsome men are kind-hearted and helpful. When the primary school Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "handsome boy", I was puzzled. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I took a picture. Oh, suddenly I understand ...
22) Without my handsomeness, what can human beings live on? A complete collection of quotations com
23) There are no shortcomings except being handsome, why! ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good!
24) You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.
25) One day I shouted at the sky: I am not handsome! ! God listened, and a thunder struck. Who told you to lie?
26) I ran to Mount Everest and shouted to the sky, "I'm not handsome!" Suddenly, there was thunder in the sky: a flash of lightning hit me! ! God said angrily, "if you lie again, I will chop you to death!" " ! ! "
27) Known as a pear flower on a begonia, people nicknamed it "Jade-faced Little Flying Dragon", which is the embodiment of handsomeness and wisdom, the combination of chivalry and benevolence, and a great man of all ages.
28) I am handsome, cool, attractive, well-proportioned, good-looking, young, rich, smart, lively and lovely, and generous. Extraordinary spirit, the top ten outstanding in the country.
I wonder why people always say I am handsome. I'm bored to death!
30) Walking on the road today, several girls said I was handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical!