Stage scenery: when facing the audience, put a bench on the right side of the stage and two sets of tables and chairs on the left.

People: female supervisor, boys A and B, Bao Xiao, gorgeous girl, girlfriend A.

Text:

Supervisor: The school recently promulgated the Code of Civilized Cultivation for College Students, which is a code of conduct that every student should abide by. Actually, I don't want to embarrass you, but some students have a poor sense of collective honor and always don't pay attention to their own behavior. Look, you say it, and you come. (A girl with heavy makeup and earrings came on stage, and the supervisor came over. ) Well, this classmate, please stay. Don't you think your clothes don't match the civilized image of college students?

Girl: Ah … but I just put on makeup and wore earrings. This is a matter of personal aesthetics. I didn't interfere with other people's affairs, so it's not a fault!

Director: (seriously) This is a disciplinary problem in the school. You can do whatever you want, but in the end you will give the school a bad name (take out your book). Just write a note (register) here and you can go.

Girl: Never mind! (Under the girl, Bao Xiao hands the girl a cigarette. After they passed, Bao Xiao still stared at the girl. )

Bao Xiao: (taking back the eyes staring at the girl, walking onto the stage, sucking the marriage, singing) The Tao is one foot high, and the magic is ten feet high ... (Cough)

Supervisor: (pointing to the boy) That classmate, please put out your cigarette. (Bao Xiao one leng, look around, not sure)

Supervisor: What about you? Please put out your cigarette.

Bao Xiao: (realizing that he is talking about himself) Sorry, sorry, sorry, I pinched it, I pinched it. (talking and stepping on a cigarette)

Supervisor: Smoking is not allowed on campus, okay?

Bao Xiao: (blankly) I don't know.

Director: I don't know? Don't you know that so many people have been fined? !

Bao Xiao: (quickly bows) I know, I know.

Supervisor: I see. Do you still smoke? !

Bao Xiao: It won't happen again, it won't happen again.

Supervisor: (takes out his notebook) Please register. How do you spell your name?

Bao Xiao; The martial arts are the knowledge of knowledge.

Director: (put away your pen and seriously) Today, you are the seventh person to be called "ignorant". Don't you think it's a little too much? The last man said ignorance was his nickname. You won't tell me ignorance is your pen name, will you?

Bao Xiao: Yo! You even know my pen name, so my achievements in the literary world must be kept from you? (handover)

Supervision; Okay, okay, what's your name?

Bao Xiao: My name is Jia Ming. I am Jia Baoyu's Jia. I am smart and capable.

Director: OK, you go ahead and don't smoke next time!

Bao Xiao: Hey, hey! (Singing "Laughing at the Sea" while walking) When you are a freshman, you have a high degree of communication. Who is better, the cat or the mouse? (Step down)

Director: (meditating alone) Sounds like a pseudonym! (Suddenly found someone picking flowers on the right) Alas! That classmate, please don't pick flowers: (Step down) (Party A and Party B go to the desk)

Well, I think we'll sit here!

B: (complaining) I look for a classroom with you every day and climb from the second floor to the fifth floor. I think this classroom is the only one with few people.

A: Yes, you are the most anxious at this time of each semester.

That exam is up to you, man. (patting the nail on the shoulder)

A: Huh? I can definitely say that there is no way to tilt. From today on, you come out to study with me every day. Don't play at noon Ok, ok, look quickly! (Quiet for two seconds, B can't help it)

B: Alas! Give me a cigarette!

A: (impatient and helpless, holding a cigarette) Didn't you break off your marriage?

I don't buy cigarettes anymore.

Why don't you stop buying food?

B: You are "free"! (The supervisor enters the classroom. The two of them don't know that the front legs of the chair are inclined.

A: Well, aren't you afraid of being caught?

Hmm. Who dares?

A: I think so. (The supervisor walks behind them)

Director: Put out a cigarette! They were frightened and the front legs of the chair landed at the same time.

B: (It doesn't matter) Who are you scaring!

The supervisor showed his armband. Frightened, they quickly got up and trampled on their marriage. Fenrui: I'm sorry.

Director: Didn't you see the no-smoking sign next to the blackboard? .

A: Yes, yes.

I'm addicted to smoking. I can't take it anymore.

Supervisor: Smoking is harmful to health, don't you know?

I know.

B: Knowing there are tigers, I'd rather go to Hushan.

Supervisor: Then you should also think about the classmates around you and the school regulations.

A: I don't think they will have any objection.

B: As for the school rules, I can't manage that much for a while.

Supervisor: sophistry, I don't think I will teach you a lesson. You can't remember. Register!

A: (holding the supervisor with excellent attitude) Come, come, come out and say it. (b) also pull the supervisor to the center of the field)

Supervisor: (stops and takes out his notebook), don't say anything, register.

A: No, no, no, you see, we are all students, so this student can't go either. Today is our first time, and we will definitely change it in the future. Let us go today, and we will thank you well another day. Isn't that enough?

Director: I haven't been staring at you for a day or two. If I don't remind you today, you two will be in trouble. Register.

B: That's right. Take a small notebook and write your name on it.

What are you doing? ! (Rushing up) Why do you sign your name? (Because I can't stop B, I turn around angrily)

Supervisor: (taking the notebook and leafing through their exercise books) Very honest, I won't smoke next time! (End)

A: Yes, yes. (b) Sit in a daze. )

I said, what are you doing? Why did you write your name? Where was your impulse just now? (A is pacing behind B angrily. )

You said, she is really beautiful!

A: (I don't see B's mood) Why do you think I'm so unlucky? I'm in trouble as soon as I come out with you. You smoked so many times and didn't get caught. I was caught for the first time today.

Do you think Liang will feel this way?

Xia Zhi rubs her hands cold ... I don't think she looks like A Xiang, but she looks like A Xiang Abao's hot sauce.

(Suddenly, if he realizes something, he sits back in his original seat) Huh? You won't. ...

B: (lyrical) I was deeply attracted by her special temperament.

No wonder you were so happy when you signed it? (Self-pity) Unexpectedly, I also became a victim of love.

B: (lyrical) What do you know? Love comes at a price.

A: Don't sacrifice me anywhere! Alas! I'm unlucky. (Silence for two seconds)

A: Let's eat!

B: Go by yourself. I want to eat three meals today.

A: That's right. Executives like to hang around in front of Shisan Restaurant. (A and B have their own endings. The supervisor came to the stage and sat alone on the stone bench on campus to do statistics)

Director: five people smoke, three people wear earrings, two people pick flowers, and thirty-seven people go back and forth ... alas! When did I break the school rules?

(b goes on stage with a lunch box)

Hello! Hello!

Supervisor: (I'm in a bad mood, so I just ignore it) Hello.

Good harvest this morning!

Supervisor: What did you get?

Have you eaten?

Director: Not yet.

I just bought too much. Let's eat together! (Pushing the lunch box into the supervisor's hand)

Director: (looking at the lunch box) Do you like fish too? (Holding a lunch box)

B: I like what you like!

Director: (smiling) He's very talkative. (eating fish)

You look in a bad mood!

Director: Nothing (food).

B: I didn't expect supervisors to be depressed sometimes.

Supervisor: Supervisors are human! (eating fish)

Do you believe in fate?

Supervisor: Why do you ask?

I think we are meant to be!

Director: Well, this fish is delicious! (eating fish)

Do you know that?/You know what? I had a strange dream yesterday.

Director: You don't dream that the river is full of steamed fish, do you? (eat)

B: No, (standing up, lyrical) I dreamed of a beautiful rose, blooming in a desolate land in the early morning breeze. I want to pick it, but I'm afraid it will destroy this calm harmony. Finally, I decided to reach out. ...

Supervisor: Did you get it? (eat)

B: (Sit back in dismay) I was stung by a thorn.

Supervisor: Alas, there are so many fishbones! (Touching his throat and giving the lunch box to B)

B: (looking into the box) You really eat a lot!

Director: You have something to say!

Nothing ... nothing, nonsense! (shy)

Director: You don't have to keep it from me, I know.

B: (surprised) You know everything? (happily) That's easy.

Supervisor: Well, let me ask you, is that your classmate with you today?

B: Yes!

Director: I see where he goes to study every day.

He is a good student! (still immersed in happiness) I just give him some trouble from time to time and don't want you to catch me today.

Director: (looking at the ground affectionately) He never smokes in the classroom, except today. I have a chance to talk to him.

Hello! If you want to talk to him earlier, just call me ... (voice drops) Oh, hey (cover your mouth)!

Director: (concerned) What's the matter? It's stuck. Where is it stuck?

B: (clutching his left chest sadly) It's stuck here.

Director: You don't have to be so sad! When we are still studying, we still have many more important things to do, and there are so many classmates around us who care about and love you. Do you think I'm right?

B: (Depressed) You are always right. (At this time, A is holding his girlfriend's arm and passing in front of the supervisor and B)

A: (Say hello to B) I'm eating here. (Say and leave)

B: (greeting lazily) Alas!

Supervisor: (looking at them straight) They ...

B: (beaming) Why don't you register?

Supervisor: (frustrated) I'd rather they registered me. ...

B: You don't have to be so sad! When we are still studying, we still have many more important things to do, and there are so many classmates around us who care about and love you. Do you think I'm right?

Director: (feeling a little better) Maybe you are right!

Bao Xiao: (Holding a lunch box in one hand and stroking your stomach in the other. Go on stage. It's really good to be a pig, Rory Rory. How happy you are to sleep with that.

B: (Holding out his hand to say hello to Bao Xiao) Bao Xiao.

Bao Xiao: (turning his head) Hey. (When you see the supervisor, run quickly)

Director: Stop! (Get up, B gets up, Bao Xiao stops, and the supervisor takes two steps forward) Who is better, the cat or the mouse? (Yes) You know him?

Of course it's from our class.

Supervisor: (looking at Bao Xiao) What's his name?

B: (walks up to the supervisor) His surname is Xiao Jiaobao. Nickname, Wei Xiaobao. I've tried everything. (The supervisor picks up the pen and writes down his name)

Bao Xiao: (second from the right) You ... put friends before sex, and even said my nickname. (to the supervisor) He is not a fuel-efficient lamp either!

(To Bao Xiao) What happened to your name?

Director: I caught him smoking on campus, so I reported him under a pseudonym.

I didn't know you had this kind of thing. It doesn't seem that I value that more than that, but that your boy is doomed.

Bao Xiao: (to the supervisor) Sister in charge, you see I have tried to read it. Please don't bother me.

Supervisor: You lied about your name and slandered the witness. You're not immune.

Bao Xiao: My life is too hard!

Director: Seriously, just give up smoking. It will make you tired for a long time.

(Holding Bao Xiao's shoulder) Look how well she speaks. You should quit smoking.

Bao Xiao: Ha! It's easier said than done. Don't forget, you are also a heavy smoker.

B: You ...

Bao Xiao: What?

Director: Oh, by the way, you can do something else to distract yourself when you want to smoke.

B: distract yourself. I have an idea. You can write and draw. (Look at Bao Xiao) But you don't look like someone who can calm down and write and draw. Sing a song, it's no use. When there are many people, you should scare people. Otherwise, (patting Bao Xiao on the shoulder) when you want to smoke, give yourself a few strokes, and you won't want to smoke if it hurts.

Bao Xiao: Our classmates had a fight, and you made me hurt myself. The heart is not ancient, the heart is not ancient!

Director: As the ancients said, Hui Jian can cut off your passion. I hope you can also "Hui Jian can cut off your addiction".

Bao Xiao: "Huijian Quits Smoking". I have long wanted to give up smoking. After quitting smoking, I can save a lot of money, play billiards and play Internet cafes. Internet cafes can divert attention! Yeah! I quit smoking. I'll leave you two alone. I'm going to bed.

Director: Remember, quit smoking.

Bao Xiao: I quit, I quit.

B: (to the audience) I don't believe he can quit smoking. Every time he said he would study hard from next week, he said it a hundred times, but he didn't do anything all day.

Supervisor: (to himself) It's easier said than done.

B: I never became a monk again. What's the point?

Director: Seriously, I don't think we are suitable.

B: (urgent) I don't believe it.

Director: You're not who I thought you were.

So what's your imaginary person like?

Director: At least he should study hard. ...

Ok, from next week, I will study hard, I will keep fit, and I will take part in club work. ...

Director: I can't eat a fat man. You'd better do your study well first. By the way, finish your cigarette first!

B: Quit smoking? ! (in awe of the supervisor's eyes) I quit, quit!

Supervision; It is getting late. Go back to rest quickly. Is there a class in the afternoon?

Yes, I will study hard from this afternoon. My goal this semester is ...

Director: Fight for a scholarship!

B: I passed all the subjects!

Director: Hi! (Holding out his hand) Good luck!

B: (flattered, reaching out and shaking hands) I won't let you down.

Supervisor: Goodbye! (End)

Goodbye! (After watching and supervising, I want to go, but I have thought about it again.) Are you still eating in Shisan tomorrow? (Chasing to the end)