March main book (4) Yang Xiu saw the word "chicken ribs" and taught the accompanying soldiers to pack their bags and prepare for their return trip. Someone told Xia Houdun. Surprised, he invited Yang Xiu to his account and asked, "Why did you pack your things?" Xiu said, "It will be announced tonight that Wang Wei is withdrawing his troops: chicken ribs have no meat to eat, so we should discard them. If you can't win today, it's no use returning it, for fear of being laughed at. It is better to return as early as possible, and Wang Wei will definitely move troops in the future. So pack your bags first, so as not to panic when you leave. " Xia Houdun said, "You really know Wang Wei's heart!" So I packed my bags. So all the generals in the village are ready to return to the plan.
That night, Cao Cao was flustered and couldn't sleep well, so he took a steel axe and walked around the village privately. See Xia Houdun village sergeant, all ready to pack up. Cao Cao was frightened and hurried back to his account to ask him why. Yan said, "Master Book Yang Dezu ⑦ Prophet Wang wants to return." Cao Cao called Yang Xiu to ask him and discuss the matter. Cao Cao was furious and said, "How dare you disturb our army with your words!" Those who drink knives and axes will be pushed out to cut them, and their heads will be outside Yuanmen. It turned out that Yang Xiu was arrogant and committed several taboos against Cao Cao: Cao Cao tried to build a garden; Because, fuck it, don't praise or criticize, pick up a pen and write the word "live" on the door and leave. Nobody knows what this means. Xiu said, "Adding movable type on the door is also a wide type. Prime minister? I suspect that the garden is wide-eared. " So let's put a wall around it and transform it. Please watch. Cao Cao was overjoyed and asked, "Who knows what I want?" The left and right said, "Yang Xiu also." Although Cao Cao is called beautiful, he is very jealous at heart.
Another day, Saibei sent a box of cakes. Cao Cao wrote the word "crisp" on the box and put it on the desk. When you see it, share it with the public with a spoon. . When Cao Cao asked him why, he replied, "The books on the box are fragile. How dare you disobey the orders of the Prime Minister? " Cao Cao likes to laugh, but he hates it in his heart.
Cao Cao was afraid that people would secretly murder himself, and often gave money everywhere: "I like to kill people in my dreams;" Don't come near me when I am asleep. " One day, in the tent where I slept during the day, it fell to the ground and was covered by a waiter. Cao Cao jumped up, drew his sword, cut it, and went to bed again. Get up for a long time, pretend? He asked in surprise, "Who killed my footman?" We are sincere to each other. Fuck, have a good cry and give it a heavy burial. Everyone thinks that killing people in their dreams; Only Xiu knew what it meant, and when she was buried, she pointed and sighed: "The Prime Minister is not in a dream, but you are in a dream!" Fuck it. It's worse.
2. Ask for a preface to satirize others' classical Chinese mourning [Tang] Liu Zongyuan
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Always self-sufficient and good at traveling. One day, the water was so fierce that five or six people left Hunan by boat. Zhongji, if the ship is broken, it will do. One is to do your best and not be different. His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. What are you going to do now? " Yue: "I have 1000 yuan, which is heavy. Let's talk about it later. " He said, "Why not go there?" No, shake its head. It is beneficial for the time being. The man who saved himself stood on the shore and shouted, "You are so stupid and secretive, you are dead. How can you afford it? " Shook his head again. Drowned. I mourn it. And if so, do you have to drown the big goods to protect yourself? So I wrote "mourning".
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Yongzhou people are good at swimming. One day, the river surged, and five or six people crossed the Xiangjiang River by boat. When crossing the river, the boat broke down and everyone began to swim. One of them tried to swim, but he couldn't swim far. His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. Why are you behind today? " He said, "I have a thousand pence wrapped around my waist, which is very heavy, so I am behind." The companion said, "Why not throw it away?" He didn't answer and shook his head. After a while, he was more tired. The man who had swam over stood on the shore and shouted, "You are stupid and ignorant. You will drown. What do you need money for? " He shook his head again. So he drowned. I feel very sad about this. If so, wouldn't Italy drown a big man? So I wrote "mourning".
meaning
This article satirizes those who are blinded by interests in the world, and then warns some greedy people that if they don't wake up and look back, they will die in vanity fair. But it also tells us that no amount of money is useless.
"Mourning" means mourning for the drowning person. The reason for saying "mourning" is because the author laments that drowning people can't wake up until they die. His greed for money made him lose care of his life, which made the author feel that "Italy drowned a big man", thus expressing his concern and irony for those who were greedy for fame and fortune in officialdom!
By telling the story that a swimmer who was always the best swimmer was drowned because he couldn't afford money, the preface to mourning for the past satirized the ignorance of the world's love for money and warned them that if they didn't wake up suddenly, they would be buried in vanity fair. Those who are insatiable and fall into the eye of money would rather give up their lives than lose money. "Money is a foreign thing." We should not attach importance to money.
Writing Characteristics of Preface to love the water Wen
Writing characteristics.
(1) The preface to mourning for the past is characterized by the combination of positive description and side contrast, which mainly depicts the mentality of drowning people who want money rather than life, making the full-text narrative quite refined and the characters very vivid.
The positive description mainly starts from three aspects: first, the action description, "trying to be unusual", implies the burden of money; The second is the language description, "I have a thousand dollars, and it is very heavy, which is later", indicating that he knows that the key is money, but he is still unwilling to give up; The third is the expression description, twice "you shouldn't shake your head", indicating that you want money and don't despair.
Side foil also starts from three aspects: first, contrast, "a good swimmer is the best", being pointed out by others that he is always good at swimming, thus comparing his abnormal behavior of "doing his best" today; The second is comparison. He drowned as the best swimmer, compared with those who were not as good as him and could reach the other side safely. The third is to expose his ignorance from the side with the call sign of "self-help".
3. Ask the satirical monk to offer tea (classical Chinese) Original: Lingyin Temple monk, named after tea, can.
But a few teas are saved, and the guests always think they are ripe; Its top-class, non-distinguished guests and people who know the taste have services. One day, when a senior official arrived, the monk bowed very respectfully, took out good tea and cooked it himself, hoping to win praise.
Your official is silent. Confused, the monk went in with the best cooking skills.
The wine is exhausted, no praise. The monk bowed eagerly and said, "Where's the tea?" Your official held up a lamp and said, "It's very hot."
There is a monk in Lingyin Temple. He is famous for his tea ceremony and is proficient in tea sets. Moreover, his tea collection has several grades, and different teas are cooked for him according to the dignity of the guests. If he is not a noble person or a person who knows tea, the best tea will not be given to him. One day, a distinguished guest came, and the monk respectfully gave him good tea and made tea for him himself, waiting for the guest's praise. The distinguished guest remained silent. The monk was puzzled and took out the best tea for the guests. The tea is almost finished. The monk couldn't wait, so he bowed down and said, "What's the smell of this tea?" The distinguished guest took the teacup and handed it to him, saying, "It's a little hot." Ironically, flatterers and guests are uneducated people.
4. The satirist deceives people. Original text: Today, ping fu and Curie Lane admire each other, and wine and food games compete. They laughed, shook hands, showed their lungs and liver, pointed to the sky and cried, swearing that life and death would not be negative. If it is true; Once you have a small interest, it's like hair, if you don't know it.
If you fall into the trap, you will be rescued by different hands, pushed back and hit the stone again. This is suitable for animals to do things that Yidi can't bear, while people think they can do it.
Han Yu's Epitaph of Liu Zihou: Today, some people in the neighborhood admire and please each other. Some people often eat, drink, talk big, smile as much as possible, express their willingness to live under each other's hands, shake hands, show each other the shape of their liver and lungs, and point to tears, vowing not to abandon their friends regardless of life or death, which is almost as credible as truth. Once you encounter a small conflict of interest, as small as a hair, you will turn your face and deny people. When a friend falls into a trap, he won't reach out to save him. Instead, he will take the opportunity to push him and throw stones down. There are such people everywhere! This should be something that even those animals and savages can't bear to do, but those people think they have a way.
5. Swearing in classical Chinese requires a long speech. The three most famous cursing articles in history, Chen Lin: "For Yuan Shao, I beg Cao Cao", covered the difficulty for loyal officials to establish power.
So there are extraordinary people, and then there are extraordinary things; Have something extraordinary and then make something extraordinary. If the husband is extraordinary, it will be what extraordinary people want.
Qiang Qin is the weak Lord, Zhao Gao is the handle, and he is arbitrary, and Wei Fu is exclusive; When people are threatened, they dare not speak out; It is estimated that it will be defeated in the end, and the ancestors will burn out. It will always be a lesson for the world. And after JiLu, dictatorship, the second army, Zhao Liang; Be good at breaking thousands of machines and keeping them banned; Xialing took over, chilling at home.
Therefore, Zhu Xu was furious, suppressed foreigners and rebelled against violence, and respected Taizong. Therefore, the king is prosperous and harmonious: this is an obvious manifestation of ministerial power. Cao Cao, the great grandfather, often waits on Teng, and is a demon with Zuo coffin, gluttonous and abusive; Father Song, a beggar, take care of him. Because of stolen goods, he used gold and jade to transport goods, stole ding si and overturned heavy equipment.
Fuck fat and ugly, there is no virtue in it, it's a mess. Shogunate Dong Tongying Yang, sweeping fierce rebellion; Continue to welcome Dong Zhuo, invade officials and violently attack the country.
So he raised his sword and shook the drum, ordering the east and summer to collect heroes and abandon the defects and use them; Therefore, he conspired with Cao Tong to give him a teacher, saying that he was an eagle and a dog and that his minions could be appointed. Stupid and short-sighted, easy to retreat, injured, defeated, and lost several mentoring; The shogunate had to split up and live a hard life. After finishing, I went to Dongjun to lead Yanzhou secretariat. Qin Shi gave a tiger skin handle and a gram.
However, Cao Cao was arrogant, wanton and vicious, cutting and stripping Yuan Yuan, which hurt the good. So Jiujiang satrap, brilliant, handsome and natural and unrestrained, world-famous; Speak frankly and seriously, flatter; The head was hanged by an owl, and the ashes were blamed on the wife.
Naturally, the literati are angry and painful, and the people are resentful; A lady bravely raised her arms and raised her voice in unison. So, the bow was broken in Xu Fang and the land was taken from Lu Bu; Wandering around and dancing with your bare hands.
The shogunate is only strong and weak, and does not belong to the rebels. As a result, the aid of armor was swept away, the golden drums rang, and the cloth rushed; Save him from death, and return him to the position of other scholars: then the shogunate has no virtue to Yantu people, but has great contributions to Cao Ye. After that, they will return to Fang and attack with a group of bandits.
At that time, there were despicable policemen in Jizhou, and bandits left the bureau; Therefore, Xu Xun, who was engaged in the middle level, sent Cao Cao to repair the suburban temple to defend the young master. Fuck, release the will: specializing in threatening to move, banned by the royal province; Humiliate the royal family and defeat the law and discipline; Sit and get three, authoritarian state affairs; Reward comes from the heart and is contained in the mouth; Love five cases is light, and evil destroys three; Those who speak in groups are punished clearly, while those who speak in the belly are hidden; Hundreds of jaws, the road is eye-catching; The secretary is still in a meeting, and the secretary is just a member.
Therefore, the second part of Autumn Canon Calendar enjoys the highest status in China. Fuck, not guilty; The combination of Chu and Chu, the preparation of five poisons; Be sensitive to the situation, regardless of the constitutional program.
I also talked about Zhao Yan, who is honest and outspoken and has acceptable meaning. He listened to the words of the holy court, changed his face and decorated it. Cao Cao should seize the opportunity, not to talk, not to kill, not to serve the country.
Moreover, the tomb of the first emperor, mother Kun, was highly respected; Sang songbai, it is better to treat each other as guests. Cao Shuai's generals and officials personally dug, smashed coffins and naked bodies, and plundered Jinbao.
To make the holy dynasty cry, the soldiers are sad! Cao Cao also specially sent a senior general and a captain to touch the gold, but the bones were not exposed. Being in the position of the three public offices, but doing the opposite, polluting the country and harming the people, poisoning people and ghosts! In addition, it is meticulous and harsh, and the defense is mutually independent; If you pay, the pit will block the road; Raise your hand to hang the net and touch the machine: it is because of beauty and presence that there are boring people, and the emperor has grievances.
The calendar is full of books, so I can't be a minister. I am greedy and cruel, and I have nothing to do! The shogunate is a traitor, but not a training and consolidation; Add thread, contain capacity, and look at seams. But the jackal's ambition is to destroy the column, to be lonely and weak, to destroy loyalty and righteousness, especially for charm.
In the past, they beat drums and marched north to Gongsun Zan, forcing it to rebel and refusing to encircle it for a year. Because Cao Cao was not breached, he gave a written order to help Julian Waghann from the outside and attack him from the inside.
It will expose its pedestrians and be embarrassing, so it will narrow the edge and the plan will not succeed. Today, based on the warehouse, blocking the river is solid, and I want to defend the Longche tunnel with the axe of mantis.
The shogunate worships Han Lingwei and breaks the universe; Millions of halberds, thousands of tigers ride; The winner in "Brave Huangyu" won a good bow and crossbow; Bingzhou is more Taihang, and Qingzhou participates in economic development; The army crossed the Yellow River and stood in front, and Jingzhou fell in the leaves and stood behind: Lei Zhen's tiger step, if you bake the canopy with blazing fire and cover the sea with charcoal, why not put it out? And Cao Cao's civil and military officials, all those who can fight, all from the secluded Hebei, left and right camp, salty and resentful and broad-minded, crying north. The rest, Yu Yan, Lu Bu and Zhang Yang, were threatened, and when they were in power, they obeyed. Everyone is an enemy.
If you go back to the square, climb the hill and preach, and Su Yang waves and starts to build a road, it will fall apart without blood. Jin Fang Han mausoleum was late, and the outline was relaxed; The holy dynasty didn't help, and there was no tendency for thighs and arms to break.
Inside Ji Fang, simple ministers hang their heads and bow their wings, so they can't rely on them; Although there is loyalty, how can you show it when you are threatened by a tyrannical minister? He is also in charge of 700 elite soldiers in the music department, guarding the palace, entrusting guards outside and arresting them inside. Afraid of their rebellion, because of it.
This is the autumn when loyal ministers wipe their brains, and martyrs will make contributions. What a pity! Cao Cao ordered the dispatch of his troops. Afraid of remote counties, if you listen to them, it will be against the wishes of many travelers. If you are ashamed of it and laugh for the world, you are wise and don't take it.
Today, you are neck and neck with Qinghai and Hebei. After Shu arrived in Jingzhou, he joined the army and cooperated with General Jianzhong.
Every state and county has its own volunteer soldiers, who have surrendered the territory, raised their martial arts and prestige, and reorganized the country: it is a great achievement. The person who gets the highest position will be closed to 5,000 households and rewarded with 50 million yuan.
Don't ask anyone who is partial to school officials. Guang Yi's kindness and trust, Bunyan's reward, and his announcement to the world made it difficult for the holy court to know.
Rufa! Zhuge Liang cursed Wang Lang to death (there is no historical fact, but it should have been written by Luo Guanzhong): I thought you were an old minister of the Han Dynasty and came to the front to face the soldiers of the two armies. There must be some remarks, but I didn't expect to say such rude things! I have a sentence, please listen.
When Emperor Huan and Emperor Ling were in those days, the Han Dynasty declined, eunuchs became a disaster, the country was chaotic and fierce, and all directions were noisy. After the Yellow turban insurrectionary uprising, Dong Zhuo, Li Jue and Guo Si followed closely.
Hijacking Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty is cruel to life. Therefore, above the temple, deadwood is the official; Between temples, animals eat Lu. The result is that ruthless people are in power, and slaves are in power one after another, making the country a mound, and the whole life has suffered a lot! What did Wang Situ do during the national disaster? I know Wang Situ's life like the back of my hand. You live in the East China Sea, and at the beginning of your career, you took filial piety as an official. You should help the country through Kuang Jun and promote Liu. When did you help the rebels and plot to usurp the throne? Sin is so terrible that heaven and earth can't tolerate it! Shut up! *** 。
6. The classical Chinese mourning satirizes the order of a person's incompetence [Tang] Liu Zongyuan always swims. One day, the water was so fierce that five or six people fled Hunan water by boat. They were all swimming when the ship was wrecked. One of them tried to be different. His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. What will happen now? " He said, "I have 1000 yuan, but it will be later." Say, "Why not?" You shouldn't shake your head For a period of time, you will benefit from it. The person who helped you stood on the shore and shouted, "You are so stupid, you are hiding, and you are dead. How can you afford it? " Shook his head again. Then he drowned. I mourn it. And if so, will there be a situation in which big goods drown? Yongzhou people are good at swimming. One day, the river surged, and five or six people crossed the Xiangjiang River by boat. When they reached the middle of the river, their boat broke down and they all began to swim. One of them tried to swim, but he couldn't swim far. His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. Why are you behind today?" He said, "I have a thousand pence wrapped around my waist, which is very heavy, so I fell behind." The companion said, "Why not throw it away?" He didn't answer and shook his head. After a while, he was more tired. People who have already swam are standing on the shore, shouting, "You are stupid and ignorant. You will drown. What do you need money for? " He shook his head again and drowned. I feel very sad about it. If so, wouldn't Italy drown a great man? So I wrote "mourning", which means "mourning order". This article satirizes those who are blinded by profit and wisdom in the world, and further warns some people who are greedy for money and profit, if they don't wake up, they will be buried in vanity fair. But it also tells us that if they lose their lives, no amount of money is useless. "Mourning" means lamenting the drowning person, and the reason for "mourning" is that the author laments that he will die. The preface of Regret for the Past satirizes the ignorance of a person who loves money as much as his life. This person is always the best swimmer, but he drowned because he didn't want money, and warns them that if they don't wake up suddenly, they will be buried in Vanity Fair. Those who are insatiable and fall into the eyes of money would rather give up their lives than lose money. "Money is a foreign thing." We should not pay attention to money. The writing characteristics of Introduction to Ai Shui are unique. (1) "Introduction to love the water" is characterized by the combination of positive description and side contrast, which mainly describes the mentality of drowning people who want money but not life, making the full-text narrative quite refined and the characters very vivid. Positive description is mainly from three aspects. The second is the language description, "I have a thousand dollars, and it is very heavy, which is later", indicating that he knows that the key is money, but he is still unwilling to give up; The third is the expression description, in which "you shouldn't shake your head" twice shows that he wants money and doesn't want to die. Side contrast also starts from three aspects: first, contrast, "a good swimmer is the best", pointing out from the mouth of others that he is always good at swimming, thus reflecting his abnormal behavior of "trying his best to be unusual" today; Secondly, by contrast, he drowned. The best swimmer, compared with those who are not as good as him, who can reach the other shore safely? Third, he exposed his ignorance from the side with the call sign of "self-help".