1. I am not Picasso, but you are a godsend.

2. Why don't you say hello when you take a selfie? I just brush my circle of friends casually, and I'm not ready yet. I moved my thumb and jumped out of such a big beauty. Can I stand it? ! Pay attention next time.

3. How come there is a Disney princess on my screen? It's an honor!

4. My sister is full of beautiful factors from head to toe.

5. What the hell, you long legs.

6. I hope that there will be street lights and rain in the dense fog in Shan Ye, and you can go home when wandering, and you can sleep with me.

7. Don't think that just because you are beautiful, I love everyone like you.

8. It's an honor to see your peerless beauty.

9. Excuse me, is it a hybrid? The kind of beauty mixed with fairy.

1. Sister is so beautiful. Dinosaurs must have died out because their hands were too short to applaud your beauty.

11.。 Send your selfie, I want to change the screen of my mobile phone.

12. I'm going to be arrested for endangering the safety of the public, because as soon as I saw you, I immediately felt that there was an earthquake all over Fiona Fang.

13. It's not a beard on his face, but a rose thorn.

14. Tell me why you want to come down to earth.

15. In ancient times, this face was afraid to cause 5 years of war.

16. Turn my love for you into wine, and all the cats hundreds of miles away are drunk.

17. Those who have undergone cosmetic surgery are brave beauties, those who have not undergone cosmetic surgery are natural beauties, those who have been tattooed are personality beauties, those who know how to make a picture are lovely beauties, and those who have a beautiful picture are changeable beauties, while those who have a beautiful picture are hard-working beauties, and those who come to the world are not allowed to scold beautiful women. Funny rainbow fart copywriting suitable for friends circle (Part II)

18. I think my sister is a peerless aristocrat with her own aura who came out of Raphael's paintings.

19.22 when god created you, did the sugar jar fall on you?

2. It's impossible to look good again, and it's probably a kind of Jiang Lang talent.

21. Sisters' legs are not legs, spring water by the Seine, sisters' backs are not backs, Bulgarian roses, sisters' waists are not waists, machetes that kill Saburo, sisters' mouths are not mouths, and clear water under Anhe Bridge.

22. Every frame is so exciting.

23. I want to live with you in an ancient poem. You are a flat and smooth person with a cold light, and I look at you with a hairpin flower.

24. Make a debut. I'll vote for you with seven aunts and eight aunts.

25. In ancient times, this appearance can be changed to border areas for 3 years of peace.

26. once you shutter, your heart beats a thousand times.

27. My sister and I went to the art gallery to steal things, and only I was caught, because my sister is a work of art herself.

28. Sister, a little beauty is enough, but it doesn't have to be so perfect.

29. the government doesn't care if the beauty is like this?

3. You are the highest mountain on my electrocardiogram.

31. I can't understand why there is such a good-looking person like you.

32. Life is illustrated. What did you shoot? There's not a bad one. Almost come on. There's no need to be so amazing.

33. You can't find such a wonderful collarbone!

34. You are my heart switch, and all my little thoughts like you. Funny rainbow fart copywriting suitable for friends circle (Part III)

35. You have done all the good things with your face.

36. My love for your beauty is like a tractor going up a hill!

37. I was playing with my mobile phone with the fluorescent lamp on, and suddenly I felt that everything was dark. It turned out that your beauty was shining in the mobile phone.

38. You should put it on Taobao, because you are the baby I want to buy most.

39. The buttons of clothes are used to fasten them, not tools for your crime.

4. I can't understand why there is such a good-looking person like you.

41. Today, I also danced the magic circle of love 36 degrees for your face.

42. Have a baby together in the future. There are three people in the family, and dad is the ugliest.

43. If it weren't for the screen, I would not be seriously injured by your beauty, but I would die directly. This is probably the lovely thing that will appear in my dream. I want to go to bed early for you.

44. It suddenly dawned on me that all the mountains and waters in this world are vast for paving the way for your stunning beauty.

45. People who say the stars look good must have never seen your eyes

46. If you accidentally stumble, you will fall into your heart and step into the rest of your life!

47. Your face value is so strange. It's high all at once and higher all at once.

48. It's beautiful. Her mother opened the door for beautiful. It's beautiful.

49. oh, my god, I can actually get a glimpse of your beauty from this self-portrait angle of death. It's really my unique cute little baby in heaven and earth.

5. What's it like to live with such a face every day? I really want to experience it! Funny sentences in WeChat friends circle are suitable for sending humorous sentences in friends circle

Funny sentences in WeChat friends circle

1. I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into a poor man.

2. It is rain that is born, not genius!

3. Friendship comes first, and competition comes second. For example, when a wedding is held, the bride and groom always hold hands.

4. College students choose the zoo for their first meeting after work. The reason why everyone agrees is that only here can they feel that they are still individuals!

5. The realistic society ruined my chance to be a good person.

6. No matter how clever a woman is, she is confused about her appearance, and no matter how stupid a man is, she is sober about her appearance.

7. A man can rely on it, but a sow can climb a tree.

8. dark society, tortuous life, stubborn life, never need to explain.

9. The dinosaur said: When you meet a pervert, you are in no hurry; When you meet a beast, enjoy it slowly

1. "XX Network Broadcast": The leaders are very busy in the first 1 minutes, the people of the whole country are very happy in the middle 1 minutes, and the rest of the world is in hot water in the last 1 minutes.

11. "Into Science" finally solved the mystery of Shennongjia savage. It turns out that this is a group of China people who can't afford to buy a house!

12. You don't have to study hard, but you must never review well.

13. Lu Yu, a beautiful younger sister, wanted to have a chat with her, but before she figured out the incision, the beauty left, and the feeling was urgent. She shouted: That beautiful girl in front, you dropped your bra!

14. A man's lies can deceive a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can deceive a man for a lifetime!

15. When we were young, we often made faces at the mirror. In old age, the mirror is even.

16. Have you been thrown up three times after you were born, but only caught twice?

17. There is a chainsaw in the refrigerator, people are in the pot, and food is on the bed.

18. If I play Japan, I must go! Even if I cut off my hands, I will go up and step on a few; Even if I cut off my legs again, I will twist forward and bite it like a caterpillar; If I get my head cut off again, please put my blood on the shells!

19. If you think I am a kite, either let me go or take it home. Don't tie me with an invisible emotion, which will break my heart.

2. I swear that all previous vows will be cancelled from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

21. Teacher, just follow the old woman! After a long time, teacher, please spare the old woman!

22. There is a very old legend that people who can see beautiful women on the campus of Beiyou University will live forever

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24. Teach you my menstrual fluid (test)!

25. Foreign officials must hide their identities when they bump into people, otherwise it will be a scandal; Domestic officials must be confident when they hit someone and take out their certificates to scare you to death!

humorous sentences suitable for making friends

1. Bo Da is profound and succinctly summarizes the essential elements of being an excellent woman and an excellent man!

2. treat money like dirt, but all people are vying to be dirt collectors.

3. Only when you read the cramp can you think like a urine collapse!

4. People always cheat themselves, because it's easier than cheating others.

5. Baby, I'll take you to take a bath when you get paid!

6. Say nice things to your boss, ugly things to your subordinates, lies to your wife, lies to your lover, jokes to acquaintances, and nonsense to strangers.

7. Losing weight completely failed, and I switched to stepping on my husband's back to loosen the bones

8. When I had an injection, I said, I'm afraid of pain. The doctor said, Don't be afraid, I'll push it slowly!

9. You can't insult Zhou Zhenglong's wisdom too much. At least he didn't have a leaf and then declared himself a South China tiger!

1. When you can't figure it out, think that you are in China, and everything will suddenly become clear.

11. 96 The city manager's battalion chief died suddenly in the street, and the dogs were exhausted, which shows how cruel the rulers are!

12. The world is cold and the chicken knows best, and the human feelings are warm and cold.

13. What's the use of a handsome man? Can I use my face to swipe my card at the bank?

14. No one who is born is afraid of death, and none who is afraid of death is born, so don't pretend to be TM!

15. Do you know what year is? We are all people who are time-lapse, knife after knife until we are beyond recognition.

The funniest sentence in WeChat circle of friends

1. The input and output of love are never out of proportion, and the wishful sacrifice often touches you in the end!

2. If a dog passes you by, it won't look at you if it is in a hurry; If it's okay, it will look at you. If your eyes are more friendly, it will turn around your feet. This kind of etiquette is lacking between people.

3. Can eggs from all over the world unite to break the stone? ! So be realistic

4. The forest is so big that I can't find a hanged tree!

5. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and my wife doesn't know whose bed she is in!

6. If there is only one mouthful of porridge in the future, you should drink it first, and then I'll lick the bowl clean

7. Recently, many people jump off buildings, so be careful not to be hit.

8. If you hate a man, beat his woman into Chris Lee, so that he can't enjoy the upper body happiness. If you hate a woman, beat her man into Chris Lee, so that she can't enjoy the happiness of the lower body.

9. Men are walking genitals!

1. Before I was born, my parents never asked me, do you want to be born? In fact, living is also forced! Funny nonsense literary sentences suitable for friends circle

Funny nonsense literary sentences suitable for friends circle (Part I)

1. You are really good-looking, especially with your eyes, one * * * and two are no less.

2. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent a little more time.

3. If I am not ugly, I must be handsome.

4. According to statistics, all the unmarried pregnant women in the world are women. A 16-year-old teenage girl was only 12 years old four years ago, but no one has lived to be 25 years old since ...

5. You and I will put it here.

6. If you say so, you can't say so.

7. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.

8. He should look good if he is not ugly.

9. This is my father, and I am his son.

1. This tomato smells like tomato.

11. I will live to death.

12. If I am a rich man, I must be very rich.

13. You are really good-looking, and those eyes are no more, no less, just two.

14. Congratulations! I congratulated you!

15. Those who are still awake must be awake.

16. People must have dreams. Only with dreams can you truly have dreams.

17. It's not so ugly if you look good

18. An excuse is a good excuse, but it is an excuse.

19. whatever you say is reasonable, it is not unreasonable at all.

2. When blood collapses, there is no snowflake that does not collapse.

21. Playing in the game for 3 seconds is equivalent to spending half a minute in reality.

22. You are a sensible person, and I know what you mean. I am also a wise man, and a wise man should understand that I understand what you mean. As long as everyone understands, people should understand. I understand what you mean.

23. The crab was still alive before it died, which is suitable for sending funny nonsense literary sentences in the circle of friends (Part II)

24. The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time

25. We all know that cicadas have thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as a cicada's wing

26. If you weren't ugly, you would look pretty.

27. If you make a little progress, you won't make no progress at all.

28. The last time I saw this sentence was the last time.

29. Everyone who is awake now should still be awake.

3. What are you doing here?

31. a truth: the bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

32. When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.

33. It is shocking that a 14-year-old girl was only four years old ten years ago.

34. If you are my sister, we are sisters. Every 6 seconds a person breathes, his life will be shortened by one minute.

35. The fewer words, the shorter the sentence.

36. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.

37. I believe you can do it unless you can't.

38. I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never been in a place.