About irrigation

1. Types of irrigation:

1. I came to the Internet to browse out of boredom. I have said everything I need to say and done everything I need to do. But I always felt that there was nothing to do, so I watered the water, watered the flowers, and passed some time.

2. Vent what unpleasant things you have encountered in real life or on the Internet and hold them in your heart. I felt uncomfortable. I poured water and poured out all my thoughts, and I immediately felt better.

3. The prank has no purpose, it is just to stir up the atmosphere and cause trouble, and just make a joke to make myself happy.

< p>4. Say hello to everyone in good faith and see if any friends are online.

5. Increase experience points. This situation is completely the BBS's fault! Invented such a thing as experience points (although it has no practical use)

6. Being in the limelight likes to speak a lot to attract everyone's attention and satisfy his own vanity.

7. Chat. I am too lazy to go to the chat room, so I immediately cheat and leave as soon as I meet like-minded friends.

8. Trouble, as the name implies, is a malicious behavior, an extreme measure taken to retaliate against someone or something.

9. Conspiracy (or conspiracy): Come to speak with a certain purpose, and do some preliminary work to achieve a certain goal in the future. (such as applying to be the moderator of a certain forum or preparing for the future) The smooth development of related work will increase visibility and influence, etc...;)

10. Even other people who do the irrigation don’t know why they do it, maybe it’s an early symptom of Internet syndrome.

2. Water filling skills

The level of water filling people may be high or low, and the taste of the water produced is also different. Some are bitter and so unpleasant that no one wants to drink them. The water is sweet, and everyone feels it is sweet after drinking it. Some of it is moist, and everyone needs it very much. Drinking it will greatly quench your thirst. Some of it is too full, and everyone can't drink it and has to walk around, causing them to get wet all over. I can’t even tell what it tastes like, but everyone feels the taste in their heart after drinking it. What kind of water is poured out by a person? As for the taste of the water, it all depends on the skills of the person pouring the water. ! Generally speaking, irrigation skills can be divided into three levels: junior novice, intermediate master and advanced killer.

1. Elementary irrigation: This level of irrigation does not require any skills, and irrigation people are typical. Rookie level, simple-minded. Usually it is manifested in the fact that the articles they publish are easy for people to know at a glance that they are fake, and the smell of the water is very unpleasant, and most people are not willing to touch it. Unless it is an extremely smelly person. There is nothing to say. The IDs of rookies like these basically have a short survival time, because they will soon be exposed and killed by others (moderators). The following categories are typical junior rookies:

a. Tell everyone that you are trolling. For example, "I am here to troll", "I will troll regardless of whether the moderator is here or not", "I am trolling, I am trolling" etc...

< p>b. When answering other people’s articles, there are no words, only some tone of hum, ha, hey. Sometimes there is not even a word. Posting purely to increase wealth value.

c . Publish multiple articles with titles at once, occupying a lot of space, but the articles are meaningless, and almost no one is willing to reply, and even cause resentment to others.

d. In one's own or others' comments There are a lot of crazy replies in the article that have no practical meaning or words. I have seen a few people make nearly a thousand posts together, haha...

e. Cursing posts, like "FXXX...." "CAO...."CHAO...." etc. are also objectionable.

f. The basic consequences of publishing advertisements They were all slapped...

g. Spreading one's mood completely out of boredom, such as "I'm depressed...", "I'm bored..." ", "No one cares about me...", "Don't worry, come and fill a pot..." and so on.

2. Intermediate trolls: Trollers at this level are usually more difficult to deal with. They have relatively high quality and flexible minds. They are familiar with the Basic Law of the Community and other relevant laws and regulations. They know how to skirt around the edges. Generally published posts It’s hard for you to tell whether he is trolling you. Even if you know clearly that he is trolling but you can’t do anything about it, if you dare to delete his post, he will use relevant regulations to argue with you. Then he will smile playfully with you and make you laugh. It's hard to laugh or cry. It is the intermediate master level that causes the most headaches for all moderators and deputy moderators. Their IDs usually survive longer because they know how to protect themselves and are not easily killed by others. The water they drink tastes bitter, sweet and moist, but They are often too full and make everyone feel full. The following situations are their characteristics:

a. In some technical areas, they deliberately ask some relatively newbie questions, pretending not to understand even though they clearly understand. . For example, "Are there any good Internet cafes in Guangzhou?" "Can a 163 account be used on 169?"... After asking, I watched others answer and secretly smiled to myself...

b. You can see him on every page. He only publishes two or three related posts in each place, and his income is extremely considerable in a day.

c. He moans for no reason to defraud sympathy. Start a topic with other people. For example, "My cat is broken..." "My girlfriend broke up with me..." In fact, his cat may be that his girlfriend just bought is also talking to him. Let's have fun together...

d. When he sees other people's relatively unreasonable problems, he quickly goes to them like a cat seeing a mouse and "enthusiastically" solves the problem. His patience sometimes even makes him think I can’t believe it (the starting point is bad but the behavior is beneficial) I usually hit it off with those who moan for nothing or pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, and become long-term good friends...

e. Use the topic to make use of it. Once something happens, it is not big or small. He immediately starts talking about things and kills everyone. "It has nothing to do with him, just ignore it" has never been his motto (I don't know in reality)

f. Borrowing some current affairs and politics During the discussion in the ideological debate area, he expressed some so-called opinions that were neither salty nor bland. In fact, he had never even thought about some issues himself and was just joining in the fun. What about left, right, democracy, autocracy, sovereignty, personality, economic development, stock market, financial regulation and national control? He is not interested in economic development. Watching the experience points increase little by little is what he is most concerned about and happy about.

g. Use discussions on related topics and then cleverly publish your own advertisements, or sign in In it, he put the money-making third-level advertisements of whatever website he wanted to promote everywhere. Anyway, there is no rule about what can be included in the signature.

3. Advanced killer: There are not many people who can reach this level. They are all the best of the best. Generally speaking, their backgrounds are relatively big. On the Internet, they are senior executives or moderators who are in charge of network management. In reality, they may be some big shot doing something big. Their quality and IQ are first-rate, they have rich experience in real life and online, they have a more in-depth perspective on things, and they have their own way of dealing with the world and doing things, and they are a little different from normal people, laughing and angry. They may be capricious, and they are relatively well-known on the Internet or in reality. They can be seen in many places or on many websites. Many people will know them, but they may not necessarily know who the other person is - to some extent. It already has a bit of a celebrity effect.

Their articles are generally very interesting and special, allowing people to savor them carefully and have endless aftertaste, leaving you with thousands of flavors in your heart. No matter how long or short the article is, it is useful to everyone. It is a kind of fun, an inspiration and a kind of teaching, which can arouse everyone's excitement. Even if someone fills the water accidentally, makes some pranks or creates some atmosphere, people will think that the water is sweet. Sometimes even other moderators have to give some face to accompany him to fill the water... But it is a pity that it is like this now. There are not many killers left...

Currently, we are in the early stages of the irrigation era. After a period of hard work, although we have made great achievements in getting to know many sailors, due to the large population of the page and the relative shortage of per capita resources, local personal development is very uneven. The main contradiction at this stage is the contradiction between the growing desire for irrigation and backward irrigation technology.

The broadening of ideas for irrigation is no longer the main contradiction in the primary stage, but it will exist for a long time to a certain extent and may intensify under certain conditions. We must allow some people to water first, then water the belts, and finally water all the people! The system of "diving without guilt, filling with water is glorious" has taken root in China and initially demonstrated its superiority. However, its immature and imperfect links must be gradually resolved through deepening ideological reform. Irrigation is the primary stage of forum development, and we are in the primary stage of irrigation. It is an underdeveloped stage and an insurmountable historical stage. I hope that this stage will not remain unchanged for 100 years like the primary stage of socialism! ! ! All water residents should unify their thoughts and understandings, shift the focus of the next step of work to the construction of the forum, and take "start irrigation, irrigation quickly, and know how to irrigation" as our guiding principle for implementing the "Three Generations" thought. The next four years are critical for us. There are fewer and fewer talented people. If we don’t catch the young tail and miss the last train, there will be no chance of a beautiful forum in the future. Of course, the comrades who have already won are shining examples! Therefore, all comrades must continue to work hard and strive for early success~~~~

An excellent forum member’s online career should be spent like this: when he recalls the past, he will not If you regret flirting on the forum, you will not be ashamed of bragging in the past. When he was dying, he could say: My whole life and all my energy have been dedicated to the most magnificent cause in the world - I am extremely proud of the cause of making bricks, pouring water, fighting, and thwarting the cause of the forum. and proud!

We must continue to unite closely around Buzhu, hold high the great banner of the theory of "speaking when there is no water, and pouring when there is no water", conscientiously implement the requirement of "people's words leave behind", adhere to the principle of "knowing what is said, and speaking when there is no water" The ideological line of "Speak everything, speak everything", carry forward the spirit of "firstly, not afraid of sore hands, secondly, not afraid of trouble", and regard "filling water" as our first priority to revitalize the page! In line with the principle of watering down, we need new ideas, bragging needs new breakthroughs, and arguing needs new situations, and fundamentally change the lazy way of "filling people in a few days, only when they think of it". Focusing on improving the efficiency of irrigation, we focus on strengthening management based on the continuous improvement of everyone's skills, thus embarking on the path of "everyone irrigates every day, even if they don't have to"! Let our page continue to connect the past and the future, and develop sustainably. Finally, let us work hard to achieve the four modernization goals of "regular access to the Internet, professional irrigation, diversified blessings, and speaking from the heart"!