1, accidents will happen to children in the back seat, and accidents in the back seat will give birth to children.

2. A woman with a variety of amorous feelings is a lighter, and a woman who doesn't know amorous feelings is a fire extinguisher.

Because money is regarded as dung, flowers are always inserted in cow dung.

4, do not eat white, eat white, who does not eat white.

No one looks down on you, because others don't look at you at all, and everyone is busy.

6, don't say eat you a few rotten watermelons, Lao tze in dongda canteen soup is free!

7. I am poor. My servant is poor, too. My gardener is also poor. My driver is also poor.

8. People's sadness is not inferior to dogs, but they think they are much better than dogs!

9. Either live well or die quickly!

10, one evening morning, a young old man. Riding a dark white horse, chasing a lovely enemy.

1 1. Someone challenged me and said, Bring it on. I didn't answer, I just rushed over and then Monday morning quarterback knocked him down!

12, if my life is a movie, you are a pop-up advertisement.

13, girls are precious, and young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, you can throw them away.

14, beheading is nothing, and a scar the size of a bowl fell on my head. 18 later, I was a zombie again.

15, I am an atheist, but I dare not admit it at night!

16, Teenage Ninja Turtle said, "If you want to live decently, you have to wear some green on your back!"

17, the sun was born when you turned over in bed again during the day.

18, the art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.

19, what is the world? This is that people live like dogs, and dogs live like people.

20. Taking advantage of the opportunity is to have a plane when you go out for an inspection. !

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside him knowing you can't have him.

22. The camel doesn't shed tears because it knows the value of water, and the girl doesn't shed tears because she hasn't found anyone worth shedding tears.

23. In a public place, someone suddenly farted, and a man came over and patted him on the shoulder and said, Listen to your accent, you are not from here.

Don't mess with me, or I will let you die rhythmically.

25. Many people don't even know their neighbors, but they are extremely concerned about whether there are aliens outside the earth.

26. The limit of happiness is that pigs all over the world laugh; The limit of depression is: pigs all over the world laugh, but you still keep a straight face!

27. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe, but few people meet.

28, getting fatter every day, more and more like a rich man.

29. I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.

30. I'm not afraid of beautiful women treating me like a pervert, but I'm afraid of ugly women treating me like a hooligan.

3 1, Wildcat: Sleep wherever you go. Wild dog: Eat whatever you catch. Savage: Love everyone you meet.

It's late at night and I suddenly want to study. Unfortunately, the power went out. When I found the candle, it was already dawn.

33. The current master's degree is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. You can't eat if you are uncomfortable!

34. The society has deteriorated, and the earth needs to reinstall its system.

35. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

36. If happiness is a cloud and pain is like a star. Then my life is really cloudless and full of stars in Wan Li.

Drinking is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

38. Time is on a woman's chest. No matter how busy she is, she will be squeezed, but once she relaxes, she will soon be gone.

39. Don't look at me like a pair of meat floss. I am a steak at the crucial moment.

40. I am not as perfect and strong as you think. Money and beauty are enough to conquer me!