2. "What should I pay attention to when selling Meng?" Pay attention to appearance ""
I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a daughter.
4. The world laughs at me for being too dissolute, and I laugh at the world for not being open.
5. "What is the saddest sentence you have ever seen at school?" "recite the full text."
A man once told me that he would come back to marry me when he grew up. My hair turned white, and he hasn't come yet.
7. The scale of the universe is unimaginable. The earth is just a dust in the universe. Why should I lose a hair? .
8. I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. My friends call it self-confidence.
9. I was interested in getting married at first, but it was wrong to divorce later.
10. The first night I moved to my new home, a man broke in in the dark. I can't resist. He stole me?
1 1, half a catty of wine, gargle, a catty of wine, go as usual, two jins of wine, even if I go to the wall.
12, Zhang Laiwang of Penguin is not waiting for the fish to miss, but the network is too bad to get on QQ.
13, I wear tights not to show my figure, but to prevent thieves.
14, twinkling stars, the toilet is really clean. It is placed in the museum as an exhibit, just like your little eyes.
15, you said you were awesome, so how many people did you kill in the morgue?
16, I think I should put some frogs in the room so that mosquitoes don't have to show off in front of me.
17, no one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!
18, eat less of your own and eat others mercilessly.
19, some people's QQ does exist now, but it is not necessarily true that they are not.
20, everyone looked for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looked back and turned to ashes.
2 1, your signature, I will ponder it many times every time I change it, although it is clear that it is not me.
22. Do you feel jumping like QQ login?
23, if one day Baidu can't get in, how many people in China will do the system.
I said I could cook, but I didn't say I would do it well.
25. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.
26. Girls can be divided into three types according to their looks: one is from heaven, the other is from folk, and the other is from the underworld.
27. Love is just a story to coax children not to cry.
28, 1 My heart is not a 24-hour restaurant, and you are not welcome at any time.
29. When I was a child, I thought kissing would make me pregnant.
30. Once upon a time, there was a hide-and-seek company, but the boss hasn't found it yet.
3 1. Homework is meaningful only if it is written on the last day.
32. Classmates, some people think that picking rubber in class is also a very emotional thing!
33. Someone seduced my man, which shows that I have a good eye.
34. If you don't fight, you will live in vain. Life without pain and fatigue is boring.
35. Did your mother also say that you and your father are both of the same virtue?
36. I keep saying I don't care, but I care more than anyone else.
37. Since you have chosen, there is no regret.
The most fake thing in the world is the so-called love.
39. Happiness is a comparative level. You can only feel something at the bottom.
40. There are three wishes in life: one is to eat, the other is to sleep and the third is to laugh.