2) If you dare to find your sister outside, I'll find you a big brother.

3) If you love me, you will "explode" me.

4) At that time, my little brain had an epiphany, and with a bang, I lent him another 10,000.

If you don't give me my money back, I'll make you kneel this year.

6) If you want to be handsome, you have to have long hair. -Li Yong said.

7) Look at the gestures, 1, 2, 3, spit.

8) Thanks to mental illness, the whole person is much more energetic.

9) I can't change rooms without a wife.

10) There is no such price in Africa!

1 1) My scarf is so thin ~

12) how can people not be stabbed when they are floating in the Jianghu? Men will be kicked sooner or later if they don't learn well!

13) You seem to have someone outside. I, at first glance, was in debt outside.

14) When you were happy, I turned and left. When you are unhappy, I will appear at any time.

15) Brother, you are not stupid, you are an idiot.

16) man, black eyes and red heart. But the eyes turned black and there was a red heart. "

On the other side of Hanshan, he and I are in Bai Yunsheng. We thought the prince would meet the princess. It was a dinosaur who saw the frog. When the moon is bright, we look up and ask ourselves how much sadness you can have, just like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

18) A harmonious society pays attention to the determination of eggs.

19) wasted my furtive face.

20) With this money, the father relies on it to support the elderly, the mother relies on it for social security, the son relies on it for the college entrance examination, and the whole family relies on it for food and clothing. If it is lost, the father can't support the elderly, the mother can't provide social security, the son can't take the college entrance examination, and the whole family can't eat and wear. I have to get up early, drag my feet, suck milk and squeeze the grass like an ox.

2 1) said: I remember the wrong date and went out yesterday. Q: Then why did you come here now? A: There's a traffic jam.

22) Don't squeeze our grandson like a "grandson".

23) How can you do something for foxes as a pig farmer?

24) All the virtues and filial piety in the League are the first, and they often go home to see; Part II: Take a walk in the brothel, and all evil is the first.

25) Sister Lexus said to Dong Qing, "Tuo, you are more experienced than me."

26) Words 26, 45 and 78 are omitted here when passing through the cornfield. . . . ,

27) I find a boyfriend with a house, and you find a mother-in-law who doesn't want a house!

28) On one occasion, four landlords went out with two kings.

This is not an apple, but mine.

30) If you don't manage your money, money will ignore you.

3 1) the third joy! I want to divorce my beloved wife!

32) This year is the Year of the Rabbit. There are three caves of cunning rabbits, and we still need one set!

33) Is this the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau or the basin?

34) I wish everyone the money in their pockets is like my wife's belly!

35) eat milk and squeeze grass.

36) You are more talented than me, only one!

37) I don't want to buy a house, I'll buy it if I want ~ ~ ~

38) When two tigers compete, there will be injuries. She is a tigress.

39) What does a husband do? The husband is just fooling his wife.

40) We elegant people don't watch it, it's too vulgar.

4 1) I admit that I am a fool, but I am glad to have a big fool! !

42) Economic problems are followed by style problems.

43) Divorce, pear biting, flash marriage and thunder, trial marriage of persimmons and hidden marriage of teeth.

44) A house is not a home, but there is a home with love.

45) It is better to have a good wife than a good house.

Apple peel can't tell a man from a woman.

47) The price of pigs has gone up, and I am valuable.

48) If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following.

49) rhubarb, I despise you.

50) Put down a hook, hang up a hook, let out an electricity, and get electrocuted. The article comes from QQ36 (/)