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2018 Kuaishou funny jokes video collection

Nowadays, many people seem to be born with a sense of humor. Which ones are the funniest when Kuaishou tells jokes? Below is the relevant content about the 2018 Kuaishou funny joke videos that I have carefully compiled for you. Hope you will like it!

2018 Kuaishou Funny Video Selection

1. An animal talent show competition was held in the forest. The kitten performed plum blossom painting, the puppy performed housekeeping skills, and the deer performed The performance of picking leaves from a tall tree and the performance of Little Pig reading aloud are now familiar with the content. "

2. The owl became a justice, but soon after the animals reported it, he was forced to resign, because during the day, he closed his eyes and didn't care about anything; at night, he Turn a blind eye or don't care about anything!

3. The little animals were having a party at the ant's house, and suddenly found that they forgot to buy drinks. Everyone refused to go, and finally decided to let their feet Go to the centipede that ran faster, but after waiting for a long time, everyone still didn't see the centipede come back. When they walked to the door, they saw that the centipede was still sitting at the door. The centipede looked aggrieved: "I haven't put on my shoes yet!"

4. On the plane, the crow said to the flight attendant: Bring me a glass of water! The piggy also learned the same lesson: Give me a glass of water too! The flight attendant threw the piglet and the crow out of the cabin, and the crow laughed. He said to the little pig: Are you stupid? I can fly!

5. I have to rest well during the day, because I want to sleep at night.

6. No one urges me to sleep. No one says good night to me.

7. -Ali, I’m used to staying up late just to hear you say good night to me. -Taozi, I’m used to staying up late just to leave you a message. Prove that I care about you.

8. Good night, go to sleep, my love, good night, go to sleep, my baby, it’s already very late and I will feel bad if you don’t rest

9. There are no sensational vows or sweet words, just a good night as promised.

10. I will mark all the good places that I have mentioned on the map and wait for one day when I take him to wander. Wandering -,? Good night.

 11. [The first person you say good night to is, I haven’t gotten off in five minutes. It turns out that you two have an agreement to give me a good night hug before going to bed]

12. [I saw you in the bar who said good night to me just now.]

13. I really want to say good night to you every day, but you have no reason to let me insist.

14. Good night is a matter between two people

15. llh: If someone chases me for three years and says good night to me every day, I will marry him, okay? Okay

16. Those who didn’t say good night to me can pack up and leave. No need for you to get out!

17. ?Good morning, good night, good night? Come into my heart? Good night, good night, good night? Come into my heart. Meng 2018 Kuaishou Funny Video Recommendations

1. When I was about to say hello to the youth, she said to me: Good night

2. I talk to you every day. You say good morning, good afternoon, and good night, but you say it.

3. Although I want to say good night to you, you don’t let me say it, because it means I love you, not to mention. I don’t love you yet

4. I worry every day, afraid that you don’t love me, afraid that your signature is not changed because of me, afraid that you will no longer say good morning and good night to me, afraid that you will say sorry I don’t love you anymore.

5. I lay on the bed with my eyelids open, holding my mobile phone on QQ, waiting for you to say good night, but unfortunately I didn’t wait for that sentence until the end @

6 . Now you don't even want to say "good night" to me?

7. I don't have to wait for your permission to say good night before I am willing to sleep.

8. You don’t know that I fall asleep holding my mobile phone every night, just waiting for your good night.

9. Among the people who say good night to the whole world, here are It must be full of someone you love deeply, but you just dare not write about it.

10. Dear~~ Good night, let’s continue to be crazy together tomorrow

11. There was a person who said good night to me for a long, long time, but finally left.

12. Anyone who hears me say good night is the one I love. Good night.

13. After separation every night, when I get home and lie on the bed, I receive a call from you saying good night. At that moment, my heart feels very at ease.

14. Good morning, good afternoon, good night, in exchange for saying you are so annoying

15. Good morning, good night, how can I feel at ease without you, my baby~

16. Baby, please don’t give up on the girl who says goodnight to you every night. Baby, please don’t abandon the boy who wakes you up every morning.

17. *Good night touched my heart. It would be great if it could always be like this. That’s all what I think about and it won’t happen.

18. Good morning Ann has already felt at ease.

Good night, good night to my heart.

19. Why do so many things happen today that I can’t help but smile? Good night.

20. Thank you to the person who gives me good night every night. You make me feel that I have not been touched by this. Abandoned by the world

21. If there is a person who insists on saying "good night" to me every night before going to bed, no matter what, I will try my best to fall in love with this person

22. Yes I have never experienced it, holding on until the person you like says good night, and then you fall asleep as soon as you flick the phone.

23. I also think there is someone who will tell me a lot about taking care of myself before I go to bed. In the end, I didn’t forget to say good night.

24. A well-intentioned good night does not receive a warm reply

25. We have no relationship, but we are still used to waiting until late at night, just to hear your good night.

26. Baby, don’t wait any longer. Go to sleep. It’s not worth breaking your body just for a good night.

27. No one urged me to sleep, no one said good night to me, I really couldn’t sleep.

28. A camel gives birth to a donkey, a strange species. You have to study the Three Cardinal Principles and Five Constant Principles when you were a child, and behave accordingly.

29. I watched an international news today. A man walked into a convenience store in Louisiana. He took out a dollar bill and asked for change;

30. When I was a child, I was in my hometown. Living in primary school. One day, a rural woman in rustic clothes stood at the door of the classroom. The teacher asked her who she was looking for. She said she was sending a few kilograms of rice to her second baby. The teacher turned around and asked: "Who is the second baby?" The classroom was extremely quiet. The teacher said angrily: "The dog does not think the family is poor, the son does not think the mother is ugly!" Then the principal who was listening to the class stood up, walked out of the classroom and took the rice. . .

31. Suddenly I felt that "Xi Yang Yang" is very similar to "Journey to the West", in that if you are caught in each episode, you will definitely not be eaten. 2018 Kuaishou Funny Jokes Video

1. Frog Joke Toad: People say you, a toad, want to eat swan meat, and don’t even look at what you look like. The toad said: I have dreams. What do you know? You are a frog in a well.

2. A hen laid a particularly large egg. The reporter went to interview the hen and asked how it was laid. The hen lowered her head and said nothing. The reporter went to ask the rooster, and the rooster said very angrily. :It’s so depressing, I have to beat the ostrich to death if I catch him!

3. Fox: It’s obviously high-end perfume, but they say it’s “body odor”. Pig: I have a cold, my nose feels bad, and I can’t smell anything. But if I don’t cover my nose when I pass by you, I’m afraid I’ll be stricken by you!

4. The weather is hot, puppy Lying on the floor trembling all over, the mother dog saw her and asked with concern: Baby, are you sick? Puppy: I found it was cool in the refrigerator, so I went in to escape the heat. I didn’t expect it to be so cold inside. Almost frozen into popsicles. ?

5. The piglet and the chicken were playing in the forest, and suddenly they found a little tabby cat that was about to starve to death. The little pig said: "It's so pitiful. Let's give it something to eat." The chicken nodded: "Let's make it a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge!" After hearing this, the little pig shook his head very excitedly: "How is that possible! You I just contributed a by-product, but I have to risk my life!?

6. One day the cat and his owner went fishing, and the earthworm family living by the pond were watching the fun. The cat stared at the fish caught by its owner and jumped repeatedly. The son of the earthworm was very puzzled and asked his mother: What is the cat doing? The mother said: "Bounce, bounce, bounce away the crow's feet!!!"

7. Xiao Xia and Crab entered the finals together, and the scores were the same. In the end, according to their performance, Xiao Xia won the first place. The reason is very simple. Crab is too high-profile and always domineering, while Xiao Xia is very low-key and often bows. Move forward.

8. The hen gave birth to a duck egg. The rooster was very angry and questioned the hen. The hen said aggrievedly: It’s all my fault. I love beauty too much. My mouth used to be flat, but I sharpened it to make it more beautiful. Mouthed.

Rooster:?