2, dear female colleagues, please don't discharge to me, my wife has a caller ID.
I thought you were just a middle number, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of two numbers.
4, not many people wash their hearts, and there are feet all over the street. Virtue is rare, and beauty is everywhere.
5, happiness is a comparative level, you have to have something at the bottom to feel it.
6. people are as they say? I said I wouldn't pay back the money!
7. Men spend money to make women happy, while women spend money because men make them unhappy.
8. The happiest thing in the world is to watch you grow old while I am still young.
9. The simplest secret of longevity? Keep breathing, don't die.
10, handsome p? Probably eaten by a pawn!
1 1, youth is short, so you should confess it early. Our slogan is: early confession, early refusal and early peace of mind.
12, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me?
13, sleeping is an art? No one can stop me from pursuing art.
14. If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I have to do is to promote myself to be the boss.
15. If you look up often, you will grow taller. If you always pick up bargains with your head down, you will bow down.
16, some idol dramas are too pure and really have no acting skills.
17, don't tell elder sister to grow old together, elder sister should always have black hair.
18. What's my name in my girlfriend's mobile phone? Him? After breaking up, I became? It? .
19, people like you can only live two episodes in one drama!
My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.
2 1, wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.
22. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you are getting older day by day while I am still young.
23. Holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't go, I will go.
24. Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe you!
25. Behind a successful man is always a woman, and behind a rich woman is always a group of men.
26. The tragic reason of love: if it is good, it will not give each other space; If you hate it, you won't give each other a chance.
27. If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.
Anyway, my life is always different from their calculations. I don't know whether they are wrong or I am wrong.
29. Quarrel can't beat my wife, so after every quarrel, I will secretly raise my wife's electronic weighing scale by one kilogram!
30. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
3 1, of course God will forgive me, because that's his profession.
32. No matter how bad the mud is, as long as it turns to the wall, something can always stick.
33. I want to learn from phoenix nirvana. Who knows if I was careless? Cooked!
34. A knowledgeable person is exquisite in all directions, a knowledgeable person is wise to protect himself, and a knowledgeable person is bleak all his life.
35. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.
After living for more than 20 years, I have done nothing for my country and people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.
37. The devil wears prada. Did you do well? Vivid? . Walking dead, alive? Vivid? .
There is an old legend? People who can see beautiful women on XX campus will live forever.
You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig.
40. Where did you fall and get up? Always falling that way, I suspect there is a pit!
4 1, I want to find someone like King Kong to stand in the tallest building in America and give me a plane.
If you go first, don't blame me for betraying you.
43. The old ladies on Naihe Bridge have sold Pepsi. How can I forget you?
44. Life is short because you forget it when you are alive and suddenly realize it when you die.
45. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.
46. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? This kind of weather!
47. Recently, my work is not outstanding, my performance is not outstanding, and my lumbar intervertebral disc is a little prominent.
48. The best years in my life are these years. I can't find anyone to spend money on me. Can I spend my own money?
49. Say it out loud if you love me! Hate me and hide it in your heart all your life!
50. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, this thousand-handed Guanyin has been streaking for many years!
5 1. When they were in love, they promised to get married again in their next life. After marriage, they often suspect that destiny takes a hand's love was made in a previous life.
52. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.
53. Do all the bad things you can while you are young. It's only been a few years
54, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.
55. Can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? So be realistic.
56. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.
57. I try to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?
58. Angels can fly because they despise themselves.
59. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock.
60. Praise cows, because I care about milk. Praise the sheep because of the aftertaste of mutton.
6 1, God said: Don't forget to take an umbrella when you go out. I will water the flowers later.
62. It is not necessarily a good thing for everyone to stand on one side, such as standing on the side of the ship.
63. I hope all the money in my wallet will love each other and have many children? How nice!
64. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.
65. When a man doesn't belong to you, let you sigh what is perfect, and when he belongs to you, let you sigh what is true.
66. Actually, I can't tell jokes, but someone always asks me to tell one, and you laugh before I tell it.
67. The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as an alarm.
68. I know all banquets must come to an end, but at least I want to eat well at the banquet!
69. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.
70. When I was a child, the thickest letter was a love letter; When I grow up, the thickest letter is the bank bill.
7 1. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.
72. Special people never say they are special, such as me.
Boss, is money really that important to you? You talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind?
74. The highest state of shameless people is that they are completely unaware of their shameless.
75. Life is like an electrocardiogram. You want smooth sailing without ups and downs, unless you die.
76. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep!
77. I never hold grudges. Generally, if I have grievances, I will report them on the spot.
78. Being single is not difficult. The hard part is dealing with people who try their best to make you end your single life.
79. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.
I never bully the weak. I really didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him?
There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.