A Miao "If only an apology could solve the problem, there would be no caesarean section in this world.

Creditor "There is also the need to emphasize cleavage more, idiot!

Miao "Cleavage is such a thing that I have lived for 18 years and never got it out once!

Creditor "Oh, I'm sorry, I can't get it out ..."

I've never seen an adult treat from ruin, a girl chased by hooligans!

when it comes to silver, ah, because our hearts are as young as teenagers-besides, the guy who can tow a motorcycle with one hand in this country is not called a girl, but a wild orangutan.

Shenle "My family is extremely poor, and I only have rice for three meals a day. At least three meals a day with an egg?

No, that doesn't make any difference.

At that time, those guys came to me and said, "If you work here, you can have salmon tea and rice in three meals!" I was tempted to hear that. "

when silver" what! Eat something different for at least three meals!

the new eight is just a motorcycle and an umbrella, so there is no need to be so persistent!

when it comes to silver, I actually don't care what happens to motorcycles. The key point is that there is still a video tape borrowed yesterday in the car. If it goes on like this, it will be a big problem to pay late fees. What should I do?

Shenle "Don't worry about late fees or anything, the money in the cash register will be available soon.

new eight "you! ! Such a clear eye should contain such a dirty heart! !

Shen Le "What license do you need to hit someone with a car?

when I was in silver, I obviously had a nosebleed in happiness ... Is my chocolate delicious? "

Shen Le" How can you get nosebleeds when you eat chocolate?

don't play the fool again! ! There is a clear smell of sugar in the nosebleed! !

god is happy. nonsense, I just dug my nose too deep.

when I was in silver, how could a girl of this age dig so deep! Are you a policeman who is about to retire? ! "

Yinshi" Xinba ~ ~ What are you doing? Let me go!

the new eight "don't! ! I don't want to be arrested alone! !

won't you say "leave me alone, you go first" when you are in silver?

Shen Le "Leave me alone and go to hell! "

Yin Shi" Are you kidding? I will take you with me even if I die!

yinshi "when did you become as a mother-in-law as a girl in Kyoto?"

GUI "You idiot, it's more than Kyoto, where girls are not granny?"? It is because of your lack of tolerance that you have no ladies' affection! "

silver" nonsense! If I'm not a natural curly hair, I'm sure I'll be a first-class woman!

GUI "What a sad man who hides his inferiority by curly hair! !

when it comes to silver, there is nothing to be sad about. People will advance only when they are driven by inferiority! ! "

Earthwork" Wait, if you hit the princess, can you afford it?

Okita "I won't make a mistake! My previous nickname was sniper ... "

Earthwork" Hey! That's just your wish!

Okita "People who chase their dreams can exert their strength more than those who catch them!

kulikan "how long has it been since I last saw you? You have changed a lot.

Kathleen "... it's so rustic. Only when a young girl says that she has changed will she feel happy; For mature women, you should say, "You haven't changed as before".

kulikan "hum! This is the same as before ... "

God is happy." Kneel to me quickly ... fools.

silver time &; New eight "?

Shen Le "Your heads are too high! Two poor warriors! Call me the factory director!

isn't it cool to call the new eighth queen? Factory director!

god is happy because the factory director is more productive than the queen! Call me the skinny factory director!

factory director, did you buy toilet paper?

noodle stall owner "no problem! The money will be paid! It's ready! "

Shen Le" Don't lie, how can a guy who can only cook such dull fried soba noodles get paid? Your life is dull anyway. Hey, try to talk about it-dull and heavy-dull and heavy-"

Yinshi" Ah, there's an old woman behind you who is going to explode with anger. "

Okita" Really? That must be the grandmother in the candy store. I've forged the winning mark of popsicle several times before, and now I'm angry. What should I do? "

Yin Shi's wig, he said" disgusting "yo ~"

Gui "What are you talking about? It means you, paper.

it's you when you're in silver, wandering around with a pale face!

GUI "You are, a poor face all your life. Give me back the food you stole from me!

What should I do if I drink too much strawberry milk during the day and go to the toilet first at night?

But it's too cold outside the quilt and I don't want to climb out of the quilt.

But my urine is getting stronger and stronger. My sphincter is out of control and I'm determined to go to the toilet.

I rushed to the toilet to release this pleasure. That's what I thought at that moment.

But then I found that I was not in the toilet, but in the quilt.

The warm touch in the quilt.

I only ate such a bowl of rice with my hands around my chest.

When I was in silver, "We can call a bowl for three people at the same time, but we call it a bathtub."

A Gui used rap as a propaganda to attract foreigners: yo! ! ! yo! ! ! yo! ! ! Do it now, wig! ! ! Do it now, wig! ! ! Fanyi (pronounced jiyoi)joy! ! ! Joy, jiyoi! ! ! ! Do it again! ! ! !

(I wonder what Ishida's voice is like in this scene? ）

2。

(A Yin was recovering from injuries at Xinba's home after the red cherry chapter)

A Miao: I made egg porridge! Come on. But Yin can't move yet! Just feed it to you!

a yin: here. . . . . Is this torture?

(that's right! This is torture! Yin, please ask for more happiness! ）

4。 (When Dongcheng, the leader of the Four Heavenly Kings, comes to ask Wanwanwu to try to turn Jiubingwei into a real woman)

A Yin: It is because I know the situation that it is not convenient to do it! Up to now, I have been trained as a boy, how can I just be a woman? Let you become a woman from now on, can you do it? Hmm? Cut off (beep---! ) Come back later!

Dongcheng: (takes out the knife) Goodbye, go! Hello, Ling!

*** Note: The Japanese pronunciation of Dongcheng Step, the name of Yagyu Four Heavenly Kings, is tojoh ayu. While the Japanese pronunciation of strawberry's Toujou Aya name is tojoh aya

5. (On the day of fellowship, Jiubingwei cos Cyclops Data Masamune)

Jiubingwei: According to Miao, fellowship is a battle between men and women. So I made some preparations.

(A Jiu! How can you be so cute? ）

6。 (during the hotel crisis where Miao worked)

A Yin: I thought falling in love meant getting sick! The hostess who is supposed to make men lovesick all have a cold. There is no professionalism at all. You guys are fucking. On the other hand, you are really good and energetic! Sure enough, idiot is. . . . . (Miao grabbed her head and smashed her face on the table)

7. When Shen Le pretends to have left with his father. )

a yin: (with a painful face) ouch! How come... I think that part of me is still swollen badly.

(god fainted)

8. (The van was blown up.

Hasegawa: (sad) God! Kill me! I know you've been mad at me for a long time. I don't like you either! Bastard! ! !

9。 (also in the hospital, when I met three idiots with food poisoning)

Hasegawa: Stop it, I only have a rotten fate with them.

Shenle: Don't mention the word rot. We are very sensitive to this word now.

My father taught me to be gentle with beautiful women.

Don't trust your father. Although he taught you so, he finally married the ugly one.

are you talking about your mother? You mean my mother! ?

a yin: it's just touching my ass! Do you know why the ass has two halves? Because even if half of it is touched, the other half will be fine.

Miao: No, the ass is a relic left by human beings or angels. It was originally a wing!

a yin: what! You want to be romantic!

Kikuya boss: Then touch your chest! ! !

Miao: (an over-the-shoulder fall) Not even the chest. The chest is a relic of ancient humans and is used to hang missiles.

a yin: who are you talking about? !

Silver: Bad pp split into two

New: Yin Sang, calm down. Whose pp is split in half

Huh? It doesn't matter if there is a little difference ~

Everyone is different, and everyone is fine. Haven't you ever heard of the saying?

is it better than NO.1 or ONLY.1?

Don't lose your temper ... it's a big mistake to think that you can get along in the world just by being angry. The world is full of demons ~

Listen carefully! The secret is this!

yes, it is calcium!

as long as you can get enough calcium, everything will be fine!

Exam wars and disputes between parents, the smelly ass of the person you like ...

In short, as long as you get enough calcium, everything in the world will follow your inclinations.