1. If one day, I cannot get married, please bury me in If You Are the One.

If one day, I can not marry out, please bury me, if you are the one.

2. People’s luck, like their menstrual cycle, comes in waves. .

People's peach blossom luck, like the physiological cycle, is a burst of.

3. Protect yourself, love others, and please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

Protect yourself and love others. Please don't e out in the middle of the night to frighten people.

4. Dear female colleagues, please Don't charge me, my wife has caller ID.

Female colleagues, please don't turn on me, my wife has a call display.

5. It's not just talent, but also fat around the waist.

It's not just talent, it's also fat around the waist.

6. If you are well, it will be sunny. According to the weather, you should be dead.

If you are well, it will be sunny. According to the weather, you should hang up.

7. Don’t call me by my name during this exam month. Please call me Guoer.

In this exam month, don't call me by name. Please call me over.

8. When I was a child, I loved playing hide and seek. When others hid it, I would Go home for dinner.

When I was young, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide away, I would go home for dinner.

9. I lose my appetite when I see you. No more, what else are we talking about?

Seeing you, I've lost my appetite. What else do I talk about?

10. I am L'Oreal Paris, you deserve it!

I'm L'Oreal, Paris. You deserve it!

11. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

Sleep is an art, no one can stop me from pursuing art!

12. Wearing low-cut clothes and covering them with your hands is too unethical.

Wearing low-chested clothes and holding hands is too unmoral.

13. Every time you finish an argument with someone, you only know how to scold them when you are lying on the bed.

Every time you finish a quarrel with someone and lie in bed, you know how to swear.

14. Since I met your sister, I have made up my mind about you, my brother.

Since I met your sister, I've made a deal with you brother.

15. Others say I am fat, but in fact I am just not obviously thin.

Others say I'm fat, but in fact I'm just thin and not obvious.

16. Those who are handsome are handsome when playing keyboards, and those who are ugly are good at playing football. Golf is like shoveling shit.

Handsome keys are handsome, ugly golf is like shoveling shit.

17. I also want to study hard, but the computer seduces me as soon as I get home.

I also want to study hard, but the puter seduced me as soon as I got home.

18. The most enterprising person is Master Kong. Every day there are thousands of People pick him up.

The most courageous is Master Kang, who is soaked by thousands of people every day.

19. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I think I must be too wicked.

A woman without talent is virtue. I think I must be too immoral.

20. I have spread out my summer homework on the balcony. You can take care of it yourself during the typhoon.

I've spread my summer homework on the balcony. You can watch the typhoon yourself.

21. Bed, let me go, don't be like this, I still have to go to school. .

Bed, you let me go. Don't do that. I have to go to school.

22. Wearing other people's shoes and walking other people's paths makes others unable to find their way. I can't find my way to my shoes.

Wear other people's shoes to walk other people's way, so that others can not find shoes and paths.

23. I am unkind to my homework, but my homework will never leave me.

I am not unkind to my homework, homework is not abandoned to me.

24. I hope to catch the finale of Xinwen Network in my lifetime.

I hope that in my lifetime, I can catch up with the end of news broadcasting.

25. God, can you store the rain that is going to fall in these days? Wait until the military training to return it to me!

God, can you save the rain for the next few days and return it to me at the military training?

26. To explain is to cover up, to cover up is to be dishonest, and to be dishonest is Need to clean up!

Explanation is disguise, disguise is dishonesty, dishonesty is untidy!

27. When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown taller overnight, but it turned out that my quilt was covered horizontally.

When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown taller overnight, only to find that my quilt was crossed.

28. It’s not that I don’t want to be a lady, but this The world has turned me into a shrew!

It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but that the world forces the old lady into a bitch!

29. Mom said how to punish her when I was rebellious , she treated me as she did during menopause.

Ma Ma Ma said that I rebel period how to rectify her, she climacteric how to rectify me.

30. The math teacher took us to swim in the sea of ??questions, but she landed ashore, We all drowned.

The math teacher took us to swim in the sea of ??questions. As a result, she went ashore and we were all drowned.

31. I have talked to a person countless times When they passed each other, their clothes were torn and there were no sparks.

I've brushed past a man countless times, and my clothes have been scraped and sparks haven't e out.

32. Being in a daze is profound when done well. If not, I fell asleep.

It's so deep that if you can't do it well, you fall asleep.

33. Korean plastic surgery and Thai ladyboys are actually not as beautiful as China's beautiful pictures.

Korean co *** etic surgery, Thai demons, in fact, are no better than China's beautiful picture show.

34. Secret love is a successful pantomime, just say it and it becomes tragedy!

Secret love is a successful pantomime, speaking out bees a tragedy!

35. Why do people want to vomit when they see me? Is it because I am too handsome?

Why do people want to throw up when they see me? Is it because I'm too handsome?

36. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work and is only suitable for getting a salary. .

Always feel that their personality is not suitable for work, only suitable for salary.

37. Since the summer vacation, I have given up breakfast.

Since the summer vacation, I have quit breakfast.

38. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then I must eat at least a pair of whales.

If eating more fish can make people *** arter, then I have to eat at least a pair of baby whales.

39. Even if you want to cry again, you must smile Say: It belongs to your uncle!

Even if you want to cry again, you should say with a *** ile: Your uncle!

40. The traffic *** ate the phone bill and gave birth to a bastard named downtime.

Traffic raped the phone charges and gave birth to a kind of evil called outage.

41. Neither brothers nor human beings, but my sister-in-law is too charming.

Not a brother, not a man, but a sister-in-law is so charming.

42. Look at my memory, I treat you as a human being again.

Look at my memory, and treat you like a human being.

43. The most painful thing in the world is to hold in your urine from class to get out of class, but the teacher still drags you to class.

The most painful thing in the world is to hold up urine in class until the class is over, and the teacher still holds up.

44. Having short hair does not necessarily mean you are a queen. , it may also be a female nerve.

A short haircut is not necessarily a queen, it may also be a woman's nerve.