1. Liu Mei: Who was Confucius’ teacher?

Liu Xing: Drill, where would Confucius come from without drill?

2. Liu Xing: My solemn promise!

Xiaoyu: I solemnly don’t believe it!

3. Liu Xing: Xiaoyu, you said we are Good brother?

Xia Yu: Of course! "Meteor Shower" is talking about us two!

4. Liu Xing said to Xia Xue: After you see the gorilla, you will know how handsome your two brothers are!

5. Classmate Xiaoxue: I’m looking for Xia Xue!

Liu Xing: What does your classmate with your last name do to you?

6. Mom: Hey, I really shouldn’t have given birth to you, who is so ignorant

Liu Xing: Who wanted you to give birth to me, did you get your consent?

7. Lin Fan (excited): Are you that cute, Xia Xue’s younger brother?

Liu Xing (smirking): I’m that Xia Xue’s, lovely younger brother.

8. Liu Xing: I went to school for so many years without running away from home despite the pressure. Don’t you think I am strong?

9. During the football match in Liu Xing’s class, Xiaoyu Xiaoxue, Xia Donghai and Liu Mei cheered for Liu Xing and shouted, “Come on Liu Xing’s class! Come on Liu Xing’s class!”

10. Xiaoyu: If they don’t reconcile, I will eat a hundred ice creams and commit suicide!

Liu Xing: If they don’t reconcile, I will play computer games for a month. I will exhaust myself!

11. Liu Mei: Can I come in?

Liu Xing: No

Xia Yu: Why don’t you let your mother in?

Liu Xing: If you don’t let her in, she will come in later

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The door opened——

12. Liu Xing said: "Dad, Xiaoxue's nickname in the class is Big Sister."

Dad: "What's going on? Yeah, it’s normal for you to have nicknames between you."

...

Liu Xing: "But the problem is, there is a boy in our class nicknamed 'Big Brother'"

Dad: "So, if you tell me, your classmates call you orangutan, is there another girl called baboon?"

13. Liu Xing: Liu Xing No. 2, look at the name, it looks like hybrid rice!

14. Xiaoxue: My name is Xia Xue

Xiaoyu: My name is Xia Yu

Liu Xing: My name is Hailixia

15 , Liu Xing: Mom and Dad, if someone is begging for nothing and insists on asking you to talk to him, will you go?

Xia Donghai: Who wants to talk to us?

Liu Mei: Patient?

Liu Xing: No, it’s...our class teacher...

16. Liu Xing held the book and said: "The length of time in the toilet does not mean whether the person is doing big things or not. Little things."

17. Liu Xing: The eagle that fights in the sky will not envy the chick who is praised!

18. Xia Yu: Only the elder sister is allowed to set fire, but the younger brother is not allowed to light the lamp!

Xia Donghai: Don’t change idioms randomly! Only the state officials are allowed to set fires, but the people are not allowed to light lamps!

Xia Yu: But our family only has an elder sister and no state official!

Liu Xing: Why do you say that about us? You are more extreme than anyone else!

Xia Yu: Don’t listen to your parents!

Liu Xing: As soon as you enter the door, you will give us both a showdown!

Xia Yu: And she even has a boyfriend!

Liu Xing: And she even brought her boyfriend home!

Xia Yu: Return it twice!

Xia Donghai: Can you leave a channel for us to say a few words?

Liu Xing: Compared with her! Xiaoyu gave his little sister a chicken feather, what did it mean?

Xia Yu: Yes, Liu Xing’s playfulness doesn’t matter!

Liu Xing: Really! Let it rain! (Blows a kiss) What does it matter?

Xia Yu: Yes, what does Liu Xing’s two points mean?

Liu Xing: We are the good kids!

Xia Xue (screaming): I want to duel you two little villains! !

19. (Midnight) Liu Xing: Mom, can you give me some funds?

Mom: What?

Liu Xing: (touching hair) I want to dye this thing green and get a girlfriend.

Mom: How dare you——

Liu Xing: Why can Xiaoxue find a wild boy, but I can’t find my wild girlfriend?!

Mom: If you dare to find a wild girlfriend, you will find that you have a wild and wild mother!!!

20. Xia Donghai: What do you think we should do?

Liu Xing: What else can I do?

Xia Donghai: What do you want to do?

Liu Xing: Let’s do it!

Xia Donghai: What are you planning to do?

Liu Xing: What else can I do? That’s it!

Xia Donghai: Why is it so hard for me to speak Chinese to you? ! !

21. Xiaoyu: Eat when you are hungry, eat when you are hungry, and still have to eat when you are hungry

Eat when you are hungry, eat when you are hungry, and still be hungry after eating

Liu Xing: No, no, you are missing a link in your singing

Xiao Yu: Which link?

Liu Xing: Listen (pick up the chopsticks and tap the table rhythmically) )

Eat when you are hungry, poop after you poop, and you will still be hungry after pooping

Eat when you poop, and you are still hungry when you poop

22. Liu Xing and Xiaoxue were both lying on the dining table sleeping, when Liu Mei came over and grabbed Liu Xing's arm.

Liu Mei: Look at your watch, what time is it? I went to bed.

Liu Xing: I didn’t sleep well last night.

Liu Mei: Are you playing the game console again?

Liu Xing: No.

Liu Mei: Then just play online.

Liu Xing: No. I'm thinking about the exam.

Liu Mei: About the exam? Did you fail the exam again?

This is hard to find.

But I can give you all the classic dialogues.

1. 1. 70 classic lines of "Eternal Oath". [Upgrade to 1.3 Edition] Everyone should add it to your favorites!

1. There are countless hairs on a donkey’s tail

2. It’s not that the enemy is too cunning, it’s just that we are too stupid

3. We seem to have encountered some situations

4. With Haagen-Dazs, why should we eat domestic popsicles? !

5. Why am I so unlucky! ! !

6. Liu Mei: If I had known this child, I would not have given birth to you!

Liu Xing: Who told you to give birth to me? Did you get my consent?

7. Who did I offend? !

8. Liu Xing scolded Xiaoxue: "Talk, hey, hey, sing, ji, ji, ji,"

9. "Who is Confucius's teacher?" Liu Xing: "Confucius's teacher. ..Oh! Confucius’ teacher was Zhuanzi!”

Xia Donghai: “Tell me the story of Dou E!” Liu Xing: “Oh! Dou E is the most unjust person in the history of our country. Women! ”

10. Dad: What kind of dad do you want?

Liu Xing: Do I have the final say on this matter?

Dad: I suddenly became your father, are you used to it?

Liu Xing: Anyway, when I was born, I was treated as a son, no matter who I was! !

11. Liu Xing: I solemnly promise!

Xiaoyu: I solemnly don’t believe it!

12. Liu Xing: Xiaoyu, you said we are Good brother?

Xia Yu: Of course! "Meteor Shower" is talking about us two!

13. Liu Xing said to Xia Xue: After you see the gorilla, you will know how handsome your two brothers are!

14. Classmate Xiaoxue: I’m looking for Xia Xue!

Liu Xing: What does your classmate with your last name have to do with her?

15. Lin Fan (excited): Are you that cute, Xia Xue’s brother?

Liu Xing (smirking): I’m that cute Xia Xue younger brother.

16. Liu Xing: I went to school for so many years without running away from home despite the pressure. Don’t you think I am strong?

17. Liu Xing: The eagle that fights in the sky will not envy the chick who is praised!

18. Xia Yu: Only my sister is allowed to set fires, my brother is not allowed to light lamps!

Xia Donghai: Don’t change idioms randomly! Only the state officials are allowed to set fires, but the people are not allowed to light lamps!

Xia Yu: But our family only has an elder sister and no state official!

Liu Xing: Why do you say that about us! You are more extreme than anyone else!

Xia Yu: Don’t listen to your parents!

Liu Xing: As soon as you enter the door, you will give us both a showdown!

Xia Yu: And she even has a boyfriend!

Liu Xing: And she even brought her boyfriend home!

Xia Yu: Return it twice!

Xia Donghai: Can you leave a channel for us to say a few words?

Liu Xing: Compared with her! Xiaoyu gave his little sister a chicken feather, what did it mean?

Xia Yu: Yes, Liu Xing’s playfulness doesn’t matter!

Liu Xing: Really! Let it rain! (Blows a kiss) What does it matter?

Xia Yu: Yes, what does Liu Xing’s two points mean?

Liu Xing: We are the good kids!

Xia Xue (screaming): I want to duel you two little villains! !

19. (Midnight) Liu Xing: Mom, can you give me some funds?

Mom: What?

Liu Xing: (touching hair) I want to dye this thing green and get a girlfriend.

Mom: How dare you——

Liu Xing: Why can Xiaoxue find a wild boy, but I can’t find my wild girlfriend?!

Mom: If you dare to find a wild girlfriend, you will find that you have a wild and wild mother!!!

20. Xia Donghai: What do you think we should do?

Liu Xing: What else can I do?

Xia Donghai: What do you want to do?

Liu Xing: Let’s do it!

Xia Donghai: What are you planning to do?

Liu Xing: What else can I do? That’s it!

Xia Donghai: Why is it so hard for me to speak Chinese to you? ! !

21. Xiaoyu: Eat when you are hungry, eat when you are hungry, and still have to eat when you are hungry

Eat when you are hungry, eat when you are hungry, and still be hungry after eating

Liu Xing: No, no, you are missing a link in your singing

Xiao Yu: Which link?

Liu Xing: Listen (pick up the chopsticks and tap the table rhythmically) )

Eat when you are hungry, poop after you poop, and still be hungry after pooping

Eat when you poop, and you are still hungry when you poop

22. Liu Xing and Xiaoxue were both lying on the dining table sleeping, when Liu Mei came over and grabbed Liu Xing's arm.

Liu Mei: Look at your watch, what time is it? I went to bed.

Liu Xing: I didn’t sleep well last night.

Liu Mei: Are you playing the game console again?

Liu Xing: No.

Liu Mei: Then just play online.

Liu Xing: No. I'm thinking about the exam.

Liu Mei: About the exam? Did you fail the exam again?

Liu Xing: I haven’t taken the exam yet!

Liu Mei: That means thinking about how to cheat?

Liu Xing: Why do you always think bad things about me? !

Liu Mei: If you want me to think on the bright side, you have to give me a chance!

23. Liu Xing said: "Dad, Xiaoxue's nickname in the class is eldest sister."

Dad: "What's wrong? It's normal for you to have nicknames." Ah."

......

Liu Xing: "But the problem is, there is a boy in their class nicknamed 'Big Brother'"

Dad: " So according to what you said, your classmates call you a gorilla, is there another girl called a baboon? ”

24. Xiaoyu: If they don’t reconcile, I will eat a hundred ice creams? ,suicide!

Liu Xing: If they don’t reconcile, I will play computer games for a month. I will exhaust myself!

25. Grandma: Only by enduring hardship can you become a master.

Xia Yu: Can you ride on others' heads if you endure hardship?

26. Xia Yu: You can’t poop because the earth has no gravity.

27. Mom: Xiaoxue’s father is amazing! Xiaoxue and his younger brother Xiaoyu’s face was swollen because of him!

Marco:...

28. Liu Xing: Our history teacher said that Chairman Mao has a famous saying, if you want to know the taste of stuffed prawns, you have to taste it yourself. One taste.

Xia Xue: Chairman Mao was talking about pears

29. My father didn’t get home on time on a business trip at night. My mother asked Xiaoyu to call his mobile phone. After the call...

Mom: Who answered the phone?

Xiaoyu: A woman. (Everyone was nervous) "Sorry, the number you dialed cannot be connected at the moment..."

30. Caller: Who are you?

Liu Xing’s mother: Who am I? My mother gave birth to me! Who do you think I am? Really...

31. (After Liu Xing watched the horror film)

Ringling~~Liu Mei: Liu Xing, go answer the phone!

Liu Xing (stepped forward and hugged the phone): Mom, that’s the ominous ring!

32. Because Xia Yu’s singing voice is very ugly, when he dreams at night, others say he is a duck:

Xia Yu: Ahhh~! I’m not a duck! I’m not a duck! I’m not a duck! I’m not a duck! I’m not a duck! I’m not a duck!

Liu Mei: Yes~ You are not a duck, Liu Xing is a duck

Liu Xing: Mom~~! ~~>_<~~

Liu Mei: What happened to sacrificing yourself for your brother?

33. Bai Ya hugged Xiao Yu and said: Stars.

Xiao Yu said; I am not, it is Liu Xing.

Bai Ya said: Let me tell you, why has this child shrunk after five years?

34. Xia Donghai: Then please tell the story of Dou E’s injustice

Liu Xing: I don’t know who Dou E is.

Xia Donghai : Aren’t you shouting all day long that you are more unjust than Dou E?

Liu Xing: Oh, Dou E is the most unjust woman in history

Xia Donghai, Xia Xue, Xia Yu and Liu Mei all fainted

Liu Xing: Isn’t that right?