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1, not only can't we imagine that the grapes we can't pick are sour, but we may also imagine that they are exceptionally sweet.

The French are famous for their clear thinking and clear articles.

3. The viciousness of honest people, like the gravel in rice or the unclean thorns in boneless fish fillets, will give people an unexpected pain.

4. A diploma seems to have the function of the leaf in Adam and Eve's lower body, which can cover up shame and ugliness; A small piece of paper can cover up a person's emptiness, ignorance and stupidity. Without a diploma, it seems to be naked in spirit and without packaging.

Lying and cheating are not immoral sometimes. Plato's Republic says that soldiers should trick the enemy, doctors should trick the patients and officials should trick the people. As holy as Confucius, but pretending to be sick makes Confucianism very sad. Mencius even deceived Qi Xuanwang and pretended to be ill.

6. At that time, my love was too precious to be given casually. Now it's like making a dress, reluctant to wear it, locked in a box, and suddenly finding that the appearance and color of this dress are not fashionable for a year or two, and some feel sorry for themselves.

7. There is a Portuguese proverb: "If you are lucky, your first child will be a woman." Because girls grow up, they can do odd jobs and take care of their brothers and sisters. Before she got married, her parents saved a maid's salary.

8. Look for opportunities and happiness.

A lovely woman says that you are like her fiance, which means that if she is not engaged, you are entitled to her love. The villain may explain it this way. She has another fiance, and you can enjoy the rights of her fiance without fulfilling the obligation to marry her.

10, "Saving lives cannot be religious. Medicine needs people to live and save their bodies; Religion saves people's souls, and people are not afraid of death. So the patient was afraid of death and had to ask the doctor to take medicine; If the medicine doesn't work and you can't escape death, find a priest and the priest will die. Studying medicine and being religious at the same time means: if I can't teach the patient to live well, at least I can teach him to die well. He can't be wrong to ask me anyway. It's like a pharmacy shopkeeper holding a coffin shop, it's too cheap! "

1 1. Love and sexual desire are twins, similar but different. Sexual desire is not the foundation of love, and love is not the sublimation of sexual desire.

12. It is said that "girlfriend" is the scientific name of "lover", which is more solemn, just like the rose is biologically called "woody compound leaf plant of Rosaceae", or the legal term for divorcing his wife is "divorce by agreement".

13, in front of the beloved man, every woman has the stunt of rejuvenation. Can only say that personality is not suitable; For example, a kitten chasing its tail in circles makes us look funny, while a dog chasing it turns around and follows its short tail, which is not so interesting.

14. Why do cute girls have dads? She can hide in her heart alone, dragging her father, uncle, brother and so on. This girl is not smart and free and easy, and it is not convenient to hide her in her heart, so her cuteness is mixed with dross. Many people talk about marriage as if it is gay love, not because of the girl herself, but because they envy her father or her brother.

15,-Women who have read several books are the most difficult to control. Men must be a layer taller than her and can't be equal to her. So college graduates marry middle school girls, and foreign students marry college girls. Only foreigners dare to marry a woman who has a doctorate in studying abroad, or a man who has at least a doctorate.

16. The woman you marry must be better than my family, and the woman you marry must not be like my family.

17, China's personality is square, so the foreigner's personality is smooth, so the claim is round; China's heart is in the middle, while westerners' heart is on the left. Opium imported from the west is poisonous and must be banned. The land in China is peaceful, and the opium produced is not addictive; Syphilis is smallpox, from the west and so on. Of course, these two things are very poisonous, but they can't be completely erased. Opium inspired many literary works. Ancient poets seek inspiration from wine, while modern European and American poets get inspiration from opium. Syphilis is genetically an idiot, a madman and a disabled person, but it is said that it can also stimulate genius.

18, women are political animals by nature. Virtual reality, retreat for progress, these political skills, women are born with. It is really icing on the cake for women to study politics.

19, men have creative thinking and women have social activities, so what men do in society should be left to women, and men can stay at home and think calmly, invent new science and produce new art. I think this statement is very reasonable. Women don't have to study politics, but politicians nowadays must learn from women if they want to succeed. Dramas on the political stage are all cross-linked. "

20. You broke into my heart, closed the door and locked it. I lost the key to the lock, maybe it was you. I can't open that door from now on, and you are locked in my heart forever.

2 1. In universities, science students look down on liberal arts students, foreign language students look down on China literature students, China literature students look down on philosophy students, philosophy students look down on social students, social students look down on education students, and education students can only look down on their husbands.

22. A talented woman is born to teach a stupid man to turn her upside down. Because she has no talent, she regards talent as mysterious, and worships her like a poor boy who has no money worships a rich man.

23. Women are as smart as women and as light and lively as actions. Compared with this cleverness, learning is nothing more than depositing dross. Saying that a woman is talented is like praising a flower, saying that it is as heavy as cabbage and sweet potato on the balance. A really smart woman never tries to be a talented woman, she is just smart and lazy.

24. British people don't eat as much as Americans. However, foreigners are always timid and dare not take risks, unlike us in China who dare to eat any meat. Moreover, their cooking principle is "blending" and we are "cooking", so their soup is particularly tasteless. They cooked the chicken for nothing, boiled it, and the soup was gone. They only ate the chicken. It was a joke.

25. Marriage is like a golden birdcage. Birds outside the cage want to live in and birds inside the cage want to fly out. So knot and walk, walk and knot, no games.

26. Dream on. But I can't forget him in my heart. It's like a tooth is caught and it hurts. It's better than a small tree planted in a flowerpot. If you want to uproot it, the flowerpot will burst.

27. If someone is lovelorn, they will immediately show their sadness like a beggar's rotten leg in a bloody public exhibition, which will make people feel pity, or things have changed, like a soldier's golden sore, which makes people dumbfounded. Hung-chien just wants to hide in the psychological darkness, like a sick eye avoiding light and a broken meat afraid of the wind.

28, the pain in my heart is not exposed on my face, it is difficult. Women are assisted by cosmetics, rouge is thicker, powder is thicker, and red and white will hide the sadness inside. I am a man, and I am not unkempt on weekdays. I can't use it except to comb my hair and shave as usual.

In western families, the dispute between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is an ancient style, which has been preserved to this day. Our China family's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are not as hostile as they are.

30. It is the last place for colleagues to get married, because we are both experts and no one can fool anyone. The husband will not worship his wife strangely, and the wife will not worship her husband blindly, so the foundation of marriage will not be solid.

3 1. Running a newspaper is to develop people's wisdom, and teaching is also to develop people's wisdom. Both are' spiritual mobilization' and are inseparable from each other. On the scope of influence, it is a broad newspaper; But in terms of influence, education is deeper.

32. Teaching can also engage in politics. You see that many great politicians in China are professors now, and so is continental Europe, such as the first Czech President and the current French Prime Minister. People who engage in politics go to teach first, so that they can grasp the psychology of young people; Second, we can train our own cadres and talents, which is consistent with the news media.

Don't let love occupy such an important position in life. Many people live the same life without love.

34. In order to pursue the shadow of the bones in the water, the dog lost the bones in his mouth! I married my lover as I wished. I'm afraid to eat bones then, but I'll regret never seeing the shadow again.

35, wine does not make people drunk, the color is not attractive, people are fascinated, today is destined to meet, tomorrow you are east or west.

36. We should think of countless people, relatives, friends, enemies and irrelevant people we have met in one day. It is rare to really miss someone, miss him and hope to be close to him. Personnel are too busy to allow us to focus on one person without interruption. I'm afraid we miss our closest relatives all our lives, which adds up to less than a little. Besides, we just looked at him and thought about it.

37. Women are the most suspicious and the least angry. Let a woman beg a woman, and you will encounter obstacles.

38. This is a better place than the centennial reunion. It can make people not old. Not only will ghosts not grow up, but our long-lost friends are still elegant in our hearts, even though we are old.

39, travel, the most test of a person's character. Travel is the most tiring, troublesome and exposed time. Only those who have gone through a long and arduous journey without hating each other can become friends. Honeymoon travel after marriage is in reverse order. We should travel together for a month. After a month's travel, the two sides have not seen through each other, dislike each other, quarrel with each other, and still have to maintain their original engagement. This kind of couple promises not to divorce.

40. Scientists are very different from science. Scientists are like wine. The older you get, the more valuable you are, and science is like a woman. When they are old, they will be worthless.

4 1, university presidents are divided into two categories: liberal arts background and science background. People with liberal arts backgrounds are not easy to do this job, nor are they proud of it. They must have hit a political wall, learned to be good at being an official, and used the elegance of poetry and the sound of string recitation to regulate their body and mind. People with a science background are completely different.

42. China is the most science-oriented country in the world. No country is willing to do this for scientists. With the progress of foreign science, scientists in China have been promoted. In foreign countries, the study of human feelings is always different from the study of physics; In China, as long as you know about hydropower, civil engineering, machinery, animals and plants, etc. , you can become a political person-this is the biggest victory of "natural uniformity".

43. Being a headmaster is only the beginning of a political career. In the past, the way of university was to rule the country and level the world, but now it is the way of university and the way of opening up. For the first category, the university is a rocking chair for rest; For the second category, it is the cradle of cultivation-as long as he is careful not to fall asleep.

44. A famous professor is of course very good, but because of his fame, the school is full of his light, not relying on his position in the school. He has a shelf and a temper, and will not serve the school wholeheartedly, let alone obey the command of the authorities absolutely. In case he is uncomfortable, it is not easy for you to find a substitute teacher, and the students will use the topic to play.

45. Schools should train not only students but also professors. Find a group of unknown people. They need the trust of the school. Their status depends on the school, and the school does not have to have them. Only in this way can talents truly integrate with the school and be willing to contribute to the public. Schools are also institutions, and institutions certainly need scientific management. In a sound institution, there are no special people, only those who are bound by law. Therefore, it is not difficult to find a professor.

46. Now the level of students is not as good as before-"The level of students and the popularity of the world seem to be the only two things that go backwards with rubber wheels in this great era-"Don't panic, you can handle it anyway.

47. In a thousand years, these books must be as valuable as the paper in the stone room in Dunhuang. Now, they are ancient but not rare, and short-sighted bibliophiles don't know how to buy them. In the past, all libraries were like brains that studied hard for exams, and they were the graves of learning. This library is like an old-fashioned charity that respects word paper. If god knows, his staff will not be struck by lightning in this life, and everyone will be smart in the next life.

48. Where there are people, there is politics.

49. Lying is often a manifestation of happiness, and it can also be regarded as a kind of creation, just like self-deception in children's games. A person is physically and mentally comfortable and energetic, and will not put tenacious facts in his eyes and feel that he has the ability to make jokes about the status quo. When it comes to suffering and poverty, people are not wise enough to tell good lies.

Modern people have two popular beliefs. First: a woman's ugliness is a virtue, so a beautiful woman must not have the thought and virtue of an ugly woman; Second: A person without eloquence shows that he has morality, so the mute is the most honest person in the world. Maybe I've heard enough speeches and propaganda. Modern people overcorrect, thinking that only those who don't speak can tell the truth accurately, which has caused the new official to take office with three fires. During the lecture, everyone said, "It is not enough to talk about politics." I hate that I can't just point at my mouth, my heart and the sky with three gestures.

5 1, a person who doesn't talk easily always makes others feel that he is full of hidden wisdom, just like a sealed and locked box, and most people always think that it is full of treasures. Actually, some people pretend to be like this on purpose.

52. The ugliness of westerners is different from that of China: the ugliness of China people is the result of the creator cutting corners, and the ugliness is sloppy; The ugliness of westerners is a malicious expression of the creator, who deliberately jokes about the five senses on his face, so it is planned and effective.

53. Natural people teach them to be lonely and to be in their place. What the body can't hold, or digestion, or excretion, is a personal matter; Why do you have to find a partner to share the feelings you can't hold back? When we are together, we will always offend others, or others will offend ourselves. Just like hedgehogs, we have to keep our distance from each other and be close and United. Either you stab my flesh or I scrape your skin.

In Oxford and Cambridge, every student has two tutors, one is in charge of academic work and the other is in charge of morality.

55. In fact, a person's shortcomings are just like a monkey's tail. When a monkey crouches on the ground, its tail is invisible. Until he climbed up the tree and showed his back to the public. However, the long tail of this red ass has already existed, which is not a new sign of climbing.

56. Everything we say in society is like a theater ticket. On one side, the words' expired and invalid' are printed, but on the other side, there is no date. We can advance or postpone it at will.

57. She heard that the more love experiences a woman has, the greater the magic she has on men. I also heard that men are only willing to marry a woman with a pure heart.

58. The meaning of a sentence, in the listener's mind, is often like a strange cat entering the house without a sound. After a while, "meow" barked, and you realized its existence.

59. Age is an insurmountable fact in natural processes, just like eat drink man woman and death. Sometimes, this sense of generation is more distinct than the sense of class. No matter how similar your political views, theories or interests are, people of all ages always draw a line for you, just like cracks in porcelain, which is nothing at ordinary times. Once shaken, the crack first expands into a crack.

60. This kind of person with administrative ambition is the most unreliable. Putting him on the stage may not do him much good; It seems that the foreign coachman has worked hard to drag the passengers to the hotel, dragging an empty car to eat the west wind and not wanting to go in for dinner with him.

6 1, the degree is to coax the thesis to your husband; Teaching is to fool your students with handouts.

62. Western donkey drivers hang a bunch of carrots in front of the donkey's eyes and lips whenever the donkey refuses to walk and the whip is useless. The stupid donkey thought that the radish would reach his mouth in the previous step, so he continued to move forward step by step. The more he bit his mouth, the more his feet would catch up, and he took another stop unconsciously. At that time, whether it can eat this bunch of radishes depends on the happiness of the donkey people. In all organs, bosses use this skill to control their subordinates; For example, Gao Songnian asked Hung-chien to be promoted to his professorship next school year.

63. People who run the government have their social ways. Between us, any pretense and bad temper can be; The closer you smile, the more polite you are, and the deeper your mutual suspicion or resentment.

64. When quarreling, the one who speaks first may not have the upper hand, and then he won by keeping his mouth shut.

There are only two kinds of people in the world. For example, if you get a bunch of grapes, one person chooses the best to eat first, and the other person saves the best for last. The first person should be optimistic as usual, because every grape he eats is the best grape left over; The second person should be pessimistic, because every grape he eats is the worst grape left. But in fact, it is counterproductive, because the second person still has hope, and the first person only has memories.

67. From falling in love to growing old together is like a bunch of grapes. There is always the best, and there is only one best. How good is it to keep hope?

68. Inviting a meal is like sowing seeds: some guests come without inviting them to dinner, such as senior bosses and grassroots employees; A few people will definitely return to the dinner table, such as colleagues with equal status and income, so that you can reap several meals by planting one meal.

69. Americans negotiate and invite them to dinner. As soon as they sit down and the food hasn't been served, they go straight to the point. Europeans only talk irrelevant nonsense when eating, and then get down to business after coffee.

70, that kind of emotion, in retrospect, is terrible, disturbing others to do things, eating and sleeping without thinking, forgiving others for a while, is simply mental derangement, really amazing! However, having this disease has its happiness, and sometimes it is better to have another disease.

7 1. If you go back to your boyhood, you may be old enough to shine, and you will fall in love like a fool. It is said that the old man's love is like an old house on fire, which is hopeless when burned. Very good, at least very comfortable, if it is as dull as it is now, emotions will not become a burden in my heart.

72. None of you men are good people. As long as you coax us into weighing your heart, you don't care.

73. Only women can see through women.

74. Farewell doesn't mean temporary death, at least becoming a stranger. Going home is like putting half-baked things back into the pot. It takes a while to cook them.

75. Sleep has a strange temper. If you don't want it, it will come, please it, coax it, and try every means to seduce it. It hid its identity and disappeared.

78. Being angry with anyone is worse than being angry with your wife. Needless to say, parents and brothers will break up friends and employers will go on strike. Only the wife, like the bag of Fengshen in Homer's epic, has the largest capacity to suffer indignities. After all, divorce is not easy.

79. Dogs are valued by their owners just as husbands value their wives or wives value their husbands.

80. Even a tiny bug is complacent, hoping someone will put it under the microscope. The loneliness in the crowd and the desolation in the excitement make him, like many people living on this island, feel like an island without a bank.

8 1. The child has been dating for two years. He is sophisticated and understands that visitors can be divided into two categories: small guests who humbly ask "Excuse me, how can I ask" and big guests who command "My child, this is my film, please find someone" gruffly.

82. I married Hung-chien, but I'm still a grandson psychologically. Hung-chien married himself and gradually became isolated from the Fang family. It can be seen that it is better to be a girl. Only my father is confused and protects my brother.

83. However, after a big quarrel, it is often necessary to make up, and what you said during the quarrel will be revisited: The man said, "Otherwise, I will not be angry because of what you said; The woman said, "Then why did you say it first?" I can't figure it out. I might have a little fight with you.

84. It is naive to take love so seriously before marriage. To tell the truth, no matter who you marry, after you get married, you will always find that you are not married to the original person, but to another person. If I had known this, I could have saved all my pursuits, love and so on until I got married. When falling in love, both sides converge, and they haven't recognized each other until they get married, but the old marriage is flat, and no one knows anyone before marriage.

85. He now wants to think about the possibility of seeing Tang Xiaofu again, but he is indifferent to it. He really met, and it must be the same. The reason is that I loved her a year ago and died long ago. I love her, and I'm afraid of Sue. I was seduced by Miss Bao, and they all died. A few of the dead buried themselves in their memories. They set up epitaphs and graves, and occasionally they mourned, like some feelings for Tang Xiaofu. There are a few people who seem to have been killed by a road, but they don't clean it up, let it rot and melt, and be eaten by birds and animals-but they can't be eliminated all the time, such as themselves who bought their diplomas from the Irish.