2. Some people are alive, and he is dead, and some people are alive, and he should have died!
3. Who told me that Nokia can smash walnuts, and now the screen is black.
4. It's not that the poor monk doesn't have enough concentration, but that the patroness goes too far.
5. People who say good night to go to bed are often still in the show half an hour later.
6. Memories bind our time, and time breaks our memories.
7. Sometimes, you choose to keep your distance from someone, not because you don't care, but because you know clearly that he doesn't belong to you.
8. I already believe that there are some people who I never have to wait for, so I understand why I cry at the place where the lights are shining.
9. Asked what the world is like, the sage replied: waste.
1. for a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost film.
11. others laugh at me for being too * * *, and I laugh at others for not being open.
12. "You pay 6 cents and I pay 6 cents" "Why" and "We're one dollar and two cents"
13. I can't pretend to be reserved, and a lady is not my way, so I'm destined to be a bitch
14. Don't rob me. Although I can't play coquetry, I can wrestle.
15. I really need experience before I can understand
16. I want to be an elegant lady, too. Life has made me a bitch *
17. Don't hurt me with my love. I'm not as humble as you think.
18. twinkling star and the sky are full of foxes
19. Some people say that love makes a person humble, and love makes a person lose himself
2. Loving someone who doesn't love you hurts himself and embarrasses others.
21. If God gives me another chance to meet you, I will turn my head and leave!
22. Yesterday, a man was hit by a pig. I wonder if it was a flying pig.
23. I know that there is an excellent child, who is called someone else's child.
24. In the past, I only cared about the people I love, but now I only care about the people who love me.
25. A good horse doesn't eat grass, unless it's a rotten fairy grass.
26. You drink medicine, I get a bottle, you hang yourself, I get a rope, you jump off a building, I call for refueling, refueling ...
27. The most attractive person is Master Kong. Thousands of people hit on him every day.
28. Xiaosan and * * * are actually the same, one is wholesale and the other is retail.
29. Why are ancient things called cultural relics, but now ordinary people use them as waste?
3. Sometimes, it's better to turn around and leave than to pretend as if nothing has happened.
31. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
32. Being a girl should be brave and strong, neither decadent nor sad. We must stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating and forgetting promises.
33. Sometimes a word from a so-called "friend" can make you choke with pain.
34. You play with others in front of me, and I watch quietly like a stranger.
35. Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can you truly realize that you are a descendant of the dragon.
36. Love is like a joke, which kills others and hurts yourself.
37. Damn it, why can't homework be copied and pasted like a computer?
38. Will you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you spoke.
39. Promise Chairman Mao: I will never pinch the flowers of the motherland again. I will pinch the flowers and bones.
4. When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turns out that the quilt cover is horizontal ..
41. Happiness is to find the wrinkled 1 yuan in the old jeans when there is no money.
42. Friendship is a warm word, but there are so many truths and falsehoods that people can't prevent it.
43. A woman without talent is virtue, and I must be too wicked.
44. There are always a few people, and the whole class laughs as soon as the teacher calls them up to answer questions. .
45. Life is a process of constantly discovering that you used to be * * *.
46. Reading books at ordinary times is a thirst for knowledge, while reading books before exams is a desire for survival.
47. I hate waiting, because this deadline is always unknown.
48. My friend said I was crazy, and I replied: I was never normal.