2. Robbery! Put your hands up! The man stands on the left, the woman stands on the right, and the pervert stands in the middle, talking about you and looking at the mobile phone!
3. The future is bright, the road is tortuous, work is easy, making money is difficult, falling in love is easy, and getting along is difficult.
4. Mountains are not piled, trains are not pushed, enthusiasm is not urged, and cowhide is blown by you!
5. If I don't answer within 1 minute, then I am urinating; If there is no reply within 5 minutes, then I am defecating; If you don't reply within 3 minutes, then I don't have any paper.
6. People are always getting old. I hope you will still be with me then.
7. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is out of service. Please redial later.
8. I'm sorry, we have a break, and we'll talk next class!
9. I'm Blue Shark's dog. Blue Shark is not here now. He will be back soon. If you like, I can chat with you for a while!
1. Animals still have a little compassion, but I don't have any, so I'm not an animal!
11. I left inadvertently this time, but it caused us to miss it. So I forgot to eat and couldn't sleep, so I didn't want to be lonely and hurried back.
12. The terrible thing about stupid people is not their stupidity, but their cleverness.
13. Sorry, what you sent is still garbled. Would you please send it again?
14. Modern men: One bottle and two bottles don't get drunk. You can dance in three or four steps. Play mahjong for five days and six days without sleep. Get to work and doze off!
15. I loved you, and I am in love with you. It is so deep and unforgettable!