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Classic black humor quotations
Classic black humor quotations

Gold can be tested by fire, and women can use gold.

If a man wants money, he is destined for everyone.

When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

Optimistic about the future, pessimistic about people's hearts.

Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn stone into gold, and I want her to treat gold like dirt!

At that time, I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor as soon as I go to college.

Previously: first-class students went abroad, second-rate students took postgraduate entrance examinations, and third-rate students were employed.

Now: first-class students are employed, second-rate students go abroad, and third-rate students take the postgraduate entrance examination.

The customer is not god, the customer is just fooled.

It's not terrible to meet a group of hooligans on the Internet. The terrible thing is to encounter a bunch of rogue software.

Children regard toys as friends, while adults regard friends as toys.

Tell lies with real names in reality, and tell the truth with pseudonyms in the internet.

Jokes don't hurt enemies, but they hurt friends.

When there is no money, my wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

The rich are afraid that others will know that he has money, while the poor are afraid that others will know that he has no money. No matter how rich people are, they are also worried about money.

Live well, because we will die for a long time.

Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

We seem to have entered an era when we can only prove our love with money.

You are so handsome that others look down on you. When a tree is big, it will always catch the wind, and when it is big, it will always prevent derailment.

You are the master of words before you say them, and you become the slave of words after you say them.

Life is painful, more painful than imagined; Life is happy, even happier than imagined.