I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.
I am in Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in Jianghu. ...
4. Take other people's road and let others have no way out.
It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked 19 years too many chefs!
6. I would rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!
Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.
8 The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be Tang Priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings-mother said it was a bird man.
There is no room for two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.
10 Animals that are still immortal after a week of blood drawing must not be careless. ...
1 1 a college student's life goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field.
12 Remember: Be sure to eat well, play well, sleep well and drink well. Once exhausted, other women spend our money, live in our rooms, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends and beat our babies.
13 days, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village, and I harvested many handsome guys in autumn. Then I changed the name of the village to "handsome boy village", and I became the village head as I wished.
14 I lost weight with great success. Look, my three chins are sharp!
15 Don't wait until everyone says you're ugly before you realize that you're really ugly.
16 If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can also make a small fortune.
17 is not terrible, what is terrible is that it is big and unexpected.
The biggest advantage of 18 is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.
19 show your generosity first, and men will not dare to be stingy.
20 people, born in bed, die in bed, want to live and want to die, also in bed.
2 1 wizard, please tell the princess that I'm still on my way, and there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and beautiful women ... tell her to go back to sleep!
22' s Mr Right is a stunning beauty, and one day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur. However, at the end of the story, I only saw her mount, but I didn't see its owner.
23 if you don't peel it, you will die; People are shameless and invincible in the world.
It doesn't matter what you do, it doesn't matter what you do.
The real meaning of 25 bowls is not that there is food in one place, but that there is food everywhere for life.
26. Sao belongs to Sao, and Sao has Sao Zhen. Cheap means cheap, and cheap has cheap dignity.
If eating more fish can make people smart, then I must have eaten at least one pair of whales …
The success of students lies not in getting a good deck of cards, but in how to play bad cards well.
29 debut, every day 10 years old. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. At the age of 40, it is basically oriented, and at the age of 50, it is full of popularity. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall!
At 30, you are crying and everyone is laughing; When you left, you smiled and everyone cried.
3 1. The little boy stood taller and peed farther.
Shoes for 32 people, go your own way and let them find them.
For decades, we met and sent them to the crematorium, all of which were burnt to ashes. You and I didn't know each other, and they were all sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.
I turned into shit, and no one stepped on my head anymore.
Look at the doorway, the layman looks at the sidewalk.
36 wild flowers. No, step on the gas!
37 mm signature: the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.
A GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a country.
39 an old Shaanxi personality signature: ugly women are more troublesome, black buns are more vegetables.
Sign our teacher's name: I tell you, the teacher is very angry now, and the consequences are very serious (after his nth blind date failed).
4 1 Signature for a writer: It may or may not look like it.
Signature for your lover: You can keep your word, and the person you like should change it every day.
Personality signature of the sleeping king in the class: three full in the morning, three full in the evening, and six full before and after meals.
44 12 on time! Otherwise, the princess will become Cinderella again.
Is this China Mobile? This is China Unicom. My PHS is broken. Can you send China Tietong to repair it?
Academician of the Institute of Advanced Diving, China Academy of Sciences, Nobel Long-term Offline Award, Oscar Lifetime Stealth Award. ...
For 47 days, I would like to be a lovebird, and I would like to be a pig in the same circle on the ground!
Heart, I lost my appetite when I saw you. What about sexual desire?
49 was dismembered.-Do you want a piece?
Emperor 50 said, "Let there be light." I said, "No!" So we spent the night.
5 1 Put Konka's TV remote control on the waistband and pretend to buy a new Nokia mobile phone.
Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays with me.
53: "It took 500 times to look back on past lives before I got a pass for this life." I would rather pass the world by 500 times in my life.
54 gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.
Actors roll their eyes at the sight of beautiful mm. ...
The reason why they can fly is because they seldom think of themselves. ...
57 puppy love, but it's too late ...
58! My clothes have lost weight again.
I only trust two people in the world, one is me and the other is not you.
You can go as far as you want!
6 1. Rogues are not terrible, just afraid of being educated.
My guest, please respect yourself. Little girls only sell themselves, not perform.
63. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!
Men's lies can lie to women for one night, and women's lies can lie to men for a lifetime!
65. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!
66. Take the road of NB and let SB say it!
67. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!
The 68-year-old son said in Sichuan, "How nice it is to have a boat!"
Driving is not difficult, but there are new people!
70 MM, * * * to irrigate; I irrigate the head of the Yangtze River and you irrigate the tail of the Yangtze River.
7 1 love at first sight, then decline, and finally exhausted.
A person is not alone, but when he misses someone.
73 students, simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.
74. If you can see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I left all my happiness ahead!
75 work QQ, refuse to chat, if you want to talk strongly, every word will be hairy; Punctuation marks, half price, 1000 words or more, 20% off; Emoticon picture, ten-month subscription, audio and video, not yet opened; Pay first and then chat, chat as soon as the payment arrives, pay online and provide invoices; Free monthly rent, single charge, weekend, business as usual; Looking for an agent,
76. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
There is still a long way to go in Xiu Yuan, so I will ask for help from top to bottom.
78 The poor are ugly, 1.49 meters; Primary school culture, rural hukou; There are three dilapidated houses and an acre of thin land; Go online today and recruit a girlfriend; On the road of revolution, hand in hand.
Knit me a scarf, and I will repay you with my lifelong care. Otherwise, you can strangle me with a scarf!
80. Men pretend to understand if they don't understand, while women are just the opposite.
8 1 in order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.
Birds are big, and there are all kinds of Woods.
83. The garden can't be closed in spring. I'm pulling almonds from the wall.
Do you think I'll watch you die? I close my eyes.
I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.
86. Old man and old man, wife, my wife and man's wife.
I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a cesspit.
I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain learned to swim.
I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, but only the wind energy accompanies me.
Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.