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1, what happened to my flat chest? Don't you know that the stability of our school is all decided by me? 2. Let me tell a story. Once upon a time there was a eunuch, and there was no one down there.

Reading books at ordinary times is a thirst for knowledge, while reading books before exams is a desire for survival.

If it is a mistake to have money, I would rather make the same mistake again!

5. I missed the opportunity because I didn't know how to cherish it.

6. Gold always glows, but you piece of glass slag can only reflect light.

I hope I am your myth, not your joke.

If one day I become a hooligan, please remember to tell others that I am innocent.

9. Sometimes if you feel ugly, take out your ID card, and you will find yourself worrying too much.

10, only by complicating things can we show our ability to work!

1 1. After winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part under the bed and the part outside the bed.

12. People who don't want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB.

13, sometimes I am very happy with my son, and sometimes I am very annoyed with my son!

14, wolves eat meat everywhere and hit baskets everywhere.

15, life is the process from the white rabbit to the wolf and then to the old fox.

16, [You just took advantage of the fact that I like you now]

17, the verification code for leaving a message for Biao turned out to be AK47! Even the internet told me to kill bitches.

18, at this confused age, it seems that everything is so unsatisfactory.

19, when you say that your brother is handsome, I want to say to you, congratulations on your correct answer!

20, the mouth should be sweet, and the heart should be awkward. What's left is left, and what's left is left.

2 1, [You see that you are wearing a gown without sleeves, a shirt without a collar, a knotted belt and a suit without seams]

22. Since you don't love me, why do you promise me?

23, I took your photo as a desktop on a whim, and my fucking computer was infected.

24. A million bright futures are not worth a warm present.

25. I comfort myself every time I finish the exam. It's okay. It's about participation.

26. Some people test their strength, others test their eyesight, and I test my imagination.

27. I comfort myself every time I finish the exam. Nothing, the important thing is to participate.

28. My schizophrenia has been cured, and now I live a good life with myself.

I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever bullies me will burst into tears.

30.my rectum is straight. I don't like to hide my nature. I don't insist on whether I like me or not.

3 1, you don't understand the pain and self-control hidden in my peace.

32. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

33. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.

34. You asked me who your father looked like, and I said, you uncle!

35. I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

How important he thinks he is in his heart has not yet entered his heart//.

38, hurt yourself, it is better to abolish him.

39. Today, my father bought me two goldfish, and one of them drowned. I am sad.

40. Your mouth is really poisonous. Did you grow up drinking pesticides?

4 1. When the sun came out, I climbed the hillside and climbed to the top. I want to sing.

42. One person is happy, two people are alive, and three people live to the death.

43. Who said: People are unstable? I'll shake it, and I'll fall happily.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

45. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you.