Current location - Quotes Website - Personality signature - Girls sign names and swear.
Girls sign names and swear.
1, look at the way your head is pinched by Xifeng's thigh. The brain is tofu cerebellum atrophy, right?

2. What is the pledge of eternal love? Because there are two brothers in this world, you don't want to be born in the same month, just want to die in the same month. This is a pledge of eternal love.

As for you, Zhuge Liang doesn't need to borrow "cheap" from Cao when he sees you.

4. You are not incompetent. You have reached the pinnacle in adding obstacles to others.

5, men, less? Things. Women, do they understand? !

6, friends are used to pay, not to pretend, those who pretend to be B in front of friends, I really can't imagine that you are still human!

7, a brand-new vegetable is about to be born, you don't have to do that, just take out this IQ and weigh it, which is two Jin more than you.

8. Did you use the dark boiled purple sweet potato essence in the wrong place? How much you want to blind my aluminum-titanium alloy eyes!

9. If you want to * *, only someone will advise you not to leave your body, so as not to pollute the environment.

10, you look disgusting. You look like that B, like a head of hair with short legs. Come on, I can't kill you!

1 1. You 180 failed, but your brother got 249.

12, why did God give you an angelic face? I really don't understand, this is really like a piece of shit falling from the sky!

13. If you are a meteor, I will chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Unfortunately, who are you? Orangutan!

14, you are a descendant of a black pig in Africa, a chimpanzee with yin and yang imbalance.

15, if I grew up like you, I would have died long ago, and the sooner I died, the better.

16, skipping classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

17, are you particularly short of money now, so your IQ is affected.

Many years later, I will still remember the deskmate who stole half my eraser.

19, your cleverness can be seen from your face, not as good as a tortoise.

20. Seeing you like this reminds me of a GG Bond circulating on the Internet some time ago. You are the same as the pig man.

2 1, I think bears all over the world are just like you, really.

22. Life is full of hope. Why did you give up treatment?

23. An asshole with a mother and no father is not qualified to talk to me.

24, don't think you can be bullied, hey! Who wants to take you, unless you find a child on the roadside to give a lollipop, call you ancestor.

25, I think you are pretty, luxurious vest type-silly X.

26.* * is * *, just like Dou, you can never help but go straight.

27. Do you think that because you say you are * *, I can't feel that you are a treated woman?

28. If you don't fix it, no matter how ugly it is, why waste so much money!

I have done nothing but quarrel these days. All kinds of quarrels. Am I not sensible or treat you like a human being?

30. I have a stomachache and want to throw up today. There was an exam in the afternoon, and halfway through the exam, I couldn't help throwing up. The teacher came over and said with concern, "Why, the question is disgusting?"

3 1, ask how sad you can be, you are like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel!

I thought you were looking for someone. Why are you looking for my ex-boyfriend

33. After all these years, I didn't expect you to live like a cockroach.

34, you rural fox, you wear sunglasses and nail polish and want to play a city series!

35, boy, as long as your feet are still on the ground, don't take yourself too lightly; As long as you live on earth, don't take yourself too seriously.

36. It's a shame for a simple-minded person with developed limbs like you to live.

37. Do you wear clothes or run a dyehouse? Is that a smell? Your egg hurts, doesn't it?

38. It's hard to hide your inner filth when you look like a person. What's even sadder is that you can't even receive money.

Making money is like digging the ground with a needle, and spending money is like water seeping into the soil.

40, your father was born in the palace, because the midwife cut the wrong place, the tree was not peeled well, and there is no doubt that he will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

4 1, you have done so many bad things, be careful that a ghost will knock on your door tonight.

42. You should buy a ticket to see God. There is no place for you on the earth.

43. Your birth is really a miracle in biology. Even the research institutions of variation species in the world open their doors to welcome you.

44. You paraplegic thing, give you a little face. You don't even know what you are?

45, call others thick-skinned, saying that mosquitoes should be difficult to book you. Mosquitoes are boring after playing all night.

46. People's inferiority complex is invincible. Does it feel good to seek failure alone?

47. Please scrape more porcelain powder next time, so that others can't tell which is the face.

48. You look like a 2B person, dressed so cool and looking so bad.

49. Robbers draw images. As a thief, I know that an animal like you can't spit ivory.

50, the doctor said you would become like this, but after self-mutilation, your personality began to distort.

5 1, even if people are cheap, their mouths are still so cheap, and you deserve it.

52. Were you thrown three times when you were born and only caught twice? ...

53. He looks innocent, sorry for the people and the party.

54. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

55. Why not speak directly from the anus through the brain?

56, you hurry back to your mother to rebuild, you don't want to face, look at your vulgar appearance, you are a rotten force, with sores on your head and pus under your feet, which is not good for you.

57. Today is your birthday. Here I wish you: "Happiness is like the East China Sea, and you will live longer than a turtle".

58. What are you dragging? What are you dragging? You think you are a model student. What you think is what you think?

59. You are a shameless dog. I've really only seen this one in my life.

60. I see that you are on the road to the second, step by step, and you have never gone wrong.

6 1. smile happily. Why not smile back like everyone else? You see, you did another good thing, scaring the old man riding a tricycle to death.

I said uncle ghost face, I know you are infatuated with me, but don't use this unhygienic trick to get my attention!

63. You like picking up garbage so much. Why not recycle your dad?

64. Holding your hand, you will know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If you don't go, I will go.

65. You are so cool: fart, take off your pants, take a few steps, and be jealous if you don't fall in love. What a fool! If you don't study, you will fall into the river and try to catch pearls when you die!

66. He looks like a scum. Painting powder every day is like painting a wall. Laughing at that powder can block the ant nest.

You anhydrous copper sulfate, I can see at a glance that your mother didn't pay attention when she made you. Look at your length, your figure is out of proportion.

68. Not your big brother. I praise you. You are really hopeless, you know?

You just fell into the toilet. You stink all over.

70. Don't be arrogant just because your breath is bigger than athlete's foot. I advise you not to smoke yourself to death.

7 1, good people don't do it, but they have to come out as dogs. It's hopeless!

72. You walk in the rivers and lakes, so the rivers and lakes are polluted by you.

73, Rizhao incense burner sounded purple smoke, your mother raped me; Ten men get together, and your mother has to touch it first!

74, you live is tossing your parents, it is better to hit the south wall.

75. You are a mentally retarded child who lacks zinc and calcium. You should take three pieces of zinc gluconate. Your mother asked you to go home and take medicine.

Please bring some punctuation marks when you speak. I will think that you have never studied Chinese.

77. There is only one reason why boys don't play psp with their girlfriends, that is, they don't have girlfriends!

78. If I knew what to do, your mother would know that you would directly flush you into the sewer.

79. Although you look like an ordinary person now, your heart is rotten!

80, senior cream and senior sugar, senior ladies go to the toilet. When you felt that there was no paper in your pocket, you touched two handfuls of shit.