Super funny personality signature one
1. When we are together, we don't look at our mobile phones, but when we are not together, we return messages every second. This is the true love of modern people.
2. "Picking up girls wants to see me, the little flower of the motherland."
If a person is short-sighted, but he can still see far, then he either likes you or your walking posture is too unique!
The people who live near Zhu Zhechi are black. You should not play with me in the future. I don't want you to become as handsome as me.
People like me who reply messages every second are annoying you if they don't reply to you.
It is said that all parts of the country are mourning for a guy named Hot? "It's so hot!"
7. Will you protect me like your penis?
8. Don't let me see what I shouldn't. When you hear what you shouldn't hear, you will think of what you shouldn't think of.
9. The exam, like the third grade, is destroying family harmony.
10. "When the boat of love capsizes, it capsizes."
1 1. I wanted to fuck you the first time I saw you. Polite people call it love at first sight.
12. I can walk into the elevator calmly, just you and me.
13. I want to be with you all the time. I'm afraid you'll eat shit when I leave.
14. Some people are good-looking, others are ugly, and I shuttle between them and look ugly.
15. Don't talk, let your upper and lower lips hug for a while.
16. Tomorrow he will hold a rose and beg my forgiveness.
17. The boat of friendship turns over when it is said, and the boat of love sinks when it is said. Only canoes in single dog can stand! [doge]
18. If Google and Baidu merge, will they be renamed goodbye?
19. "the boat of friendship will turn over when it is said.
20. "Cool is not mine, just don't."
2 1. "The most suitable height difference between men and women is cm. From his point of view, girls' faces are not only not fat but also slightly cute, so don't say that girls' faces are big just because you are not tall enough. "
22. The test is not the result, but the signal of China's movement.
23. What is unity? It means that a person's mobile phone rings, and the whole class's reading sounds skyrocket.
24. Losing weight this year turned into a lightning bolt, which blinded your eyes. As a result, I became a nut wall, blocking your view.
25. At the end of the year, as long as it's my friend who has no money, let me know and let me know that I'm not alone!
26. shy chest. It will grow up quietly when you sleep. Don't stay up late.
27. The chemistry teacher said: Some students' scores are almost younger than their age.
28. I suddenly found that many people have the same beginning for all their future plans? When I get rich
29.cqy will look good without a home page.
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Super funny personality signature II
1. My date is very nice, but why are you ignoring me?
2. I have lost a lot of blood, and you are black and blue in math equations.
I didn't come to you, I was busy. If you don't come to me, I'll tell you you're dead.
The ship of friendship capsized and the ship of love sank.
I miss you very much, especially when it's windy outside like this. I'm a little cold in the quilt.
6. There is a magical species in this world called other people's children.
7. Probably because you are too handsome, or because you are too fond of you. Anyway, I want to sleep with you
8. I am so cute, do you want to consider loving me?
9. There are no stars tonight. Maybe god unplugged them.
10. "If you don't stop talking, I will harass you."
1 1. "I am a terrible person, but I want to take care of everyone around me."
12. "Understanding is understanding, and I still want to be jealous."
13. I looked at you frequently on the bus, and you looked at me frequently. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you clung to your wallet.
14. I want to eat you this summer and this summer.
15. Remember to bring money when I wait for you in the restaurant.
16. Speak ill of me, you should think of yourself.
17. Whatever you lose, God will give it to you.
18. It's not that I love staying up late, but that I'm needed as a bright star in the dark.
19. When a boyfriend is angry, he mostly pretends to beat him up.
20. When are you free to marry me when you are busy?
2 1. Lily has a tail. Hippo speaks. Giraffe learned. I didn't expect such a ridiculous story. You can still see it.
22. People who love the new and hate the old are not sick, but those who constantly forgive are sick.
23. I am who I am. I saw myself angry.
24. Since I have a mobile phone, I am not afraid of ghosts. Playing mobile phone has no time to care about those things.
25. You were born with a killed mosquito.
26. Wear slim clothes, you are still fat, and no matter how beautiful your makeup is, you are still not beautiful.
27. Many boys laugh at girls, both men and women. I really don't know what to laugh at. You can't see a girl's gentle side, which only means that she doesn't like you at all.
I was with the horse on April Fool's Day? _? !
29. "Can you help me count?" "What?" I love you too.
30. Treating women as clothes will lead to streaking sooner or later.
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