2. The more people I know, the more I like animals.

3. We live in the gutter and still have the right to look up at the stars.

4. If I can't die in her heart, then let her die in my hands

5. Put your heart of stone in my cherry mouth

6. Dust to dust, dust to dust, waving goodbye to 25

7. Right time, right place, right feelings, only to find that the characters are wrong

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12. As long as you look straight, you are not afraid of eye socket heat

13. Rogue is a kind of temperament; Old hooligans are a kind of faith.

14. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have a big curly hair and a small curly hair.

15. There is no other half with 1 points, only two people with 5 points!

16. What matters in life is not where you stand, but where you are heading.

17. Q: What are the most commonly used functions of mobile phones? A: It depends on the time. Q: What is the most exciting function of a mobile phone? A: Vibration.

18. When dry wood meets fire, it is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, and that is man show.

19. A successful man can earn more money than his wife spends, and a successful woman can find such a man.

2. If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get old.

21. Luck is when an opportunity happens to bump into your efforts.

22. Be a woman in the next life and marry a man like me

23. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their last life; After marriage, couples often wonder what sins they have committed in their last lives. It's really a world of ice and fire.

24. I thought about who I could die for at the beginning, but now I miss who I am.

25. Now my only feeling for you is that I have no feeling.

26. A truly free society is: "Without any hero, anyone can be a waste."

27. There are too many liars in the world, and obviously there are not enough fools.

28. Alas, liar, there is no beef in beef instant noodles.

29. I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

3. The advantage of news simulcast is that even if you have been changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.

31. Intentional powerlessness, powerful lack of money, rich ruthlessness, emotional absence, predestination without points, and points are divorcing.

32. I like people in man show. Bored in front of others. Coquettish in front of me.

33. It's foolish to watch gossip happen.

34. The flirting between handsome guys, some focus on shoulders and backs, others focus on hooking up and hooking up

35. The real society has ruined my chance to be a good person

36. Go to the toilet and wash your hands by the way

37. The most painful thing when swearing is that others scold you back and forth with your words, and the weight will increase dramatically.

38. I came into this world crying, and I'm going to go back crying!

39. Instant noodles are really convenient, but you still need electricity to cook them.

4. It's everyone's responsibility to kill flies when eating, mice when going to work, cockroaches at night and mosquitoes when sleeping.

41. Counter-offer is like falling in love. The highest level is daring, cautious and thick-skinned, and the minimum requirement is to do it when it is time to do it.

42. The sky is grey and wild. Pick up a whip and whip your mother.

43. I don't agree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death the right not to let you speak.

44. No one has died since ancient times, and everyone who dies early or late has to die.

45. Everyone should love animals, because they are delicious.

46. You borrow a dress from Baiyun, a pair of wings from a bird, and then fly up to me and say, "We birds are like this."

47. Don't ask me for anything, let alone anything.

48. Tongue lives longer than teeth, and software lasts longer than hardware.

49. A grievance that can be spoken is not a grievance; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

5. No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, the relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.

51. if you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

52. Everyone is original at birth, but sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.

53. The most blatant compliment is to call "shrew" a "drunken lady".

54. It's the greatest sorrow for people to ask for something but not get it, but give up and not get it.

55. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

56. Men's mission is sacred and firm: First, to defend the motherland! The second is to listen to your own woman!

57. When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, in fact, the world is just ready to forgive our naivety.

58. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, but those who are afraid of debt are really poor.

59. You take your overpass and I'll go through my underpass.

6. We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

61. There are no white pies in the sky, but white bricks.

62. As long as you are willing to climb, there is no height you can't reach.

63. carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder, and pee it out, so that loneliness can be spilled all over the floor!

64. others gave you face, but you lost it yourself.

65. Read thousands of books, take Wan Li Road, earn a lot of money and be a heartthrob

66. Half of the troubles in life are caused by saying "yes" too fast or saying "no" too slowly.

67. What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I am cold.

68. Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting act.

69. Not everyone can keep a low profile, and the basis for keeping a low profile is to be able to keep a high profile at any time.

7. Humor means that a person can still laugh when he wants to cry.

71. The so-called beauty looks three points and dresses seven points; The so-called temperament is three points and talent is seven points; The so-called tenderness is three points forbearance and seven points depression.

72. Horses slip easily in soft land, while people fall easily in sweet talk.

73. Love investment is nothing more than losing all your money and making a profit. (signature of personality)

74. The thing I am not good at is to stay, but to leave one by one.

75. When life viciously turns everything into black humor, I follow the trend and turn myself into a hooligan with higher education.

76. You will be happy if you don't listen to me. That's why you don't understand my humor.

77. A needle is not sharp at both ends, and a man has neither mind nor body.

78. If you are a lemon, you shouldn't always stare at the sweetness of watermelon.

79. Flowers bloom not for anyone, but also for themselves. The world does not exist for anyone, but also for itself.

8. That man looks good, I don't know. The pixels are relatively low!

81. Most people only do three things in their life: deceiving themselves, deceiving others and being bullied.

82. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right way will be crowded.

83. You are not afraid of being used, but you are afraid of being useless.

84. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!

85. Don't think that I am unattainable just because I am handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

86. Do your best, get ten points, and leave two points to avoid being so physically and mentally tired.

87. It takes little things to gain enlightenment, and little people to become buddhas.

88. While saying that "the truth is often in the hands of a few people", you also tell us that "the minority is subordinate to the majority"

89. You are so shameless and heartless, you should lose a lot of weight.

9. You are my cup of tea, but I never drink tea.

91. It's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I was in a hurry when I landed, so I didn't hurry to dress up.

92. The little girl selling flowers took me by the hand and said, Big Brother, buy flowers. I can tell at a glance that you are a playboy.

93. System prompt: Your love for me has stopped, and the other party has refused to accept it.

94. Please curl up in a gentle posture and get out.

95. You are really a eunuch who doesn't understand the emperor's fatigue.

96. Dear, I want to turn into a butterfly in fly with me with you, and then give birth to many lovely caterpillars

97. You are also a wonderful flower in the abnormal world

98. Take a step back. If you can't see the sky, then take a few more steps; If you can't be calm for a while, put up with it for a few more minutes.

99. The so-called enemies are just those who force us to become strong

1. Bow our heads with courage and hold our heads with confidence.

11. When we remove the stumbling block laid by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

12. When people start calling you crazy, you are not far from success.

13. The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

14. Do a good job that is neither busy nor idle, and lead a wonderful life that is neither salty nor light.

15. Time is really precious. It was only a second before someone robbed the toilet.

16. A thrown brick may not lead to jade, but it may hit someone.

17. In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more unimaginable the consequences will be.

18. Look back once in a while, or you will always be looking for it without knowing what you have lost.

19. Being stupid or not depends on whether you can play dumb.

Supplement

Beauty is not a disaster, but it must be a disaster.

It's mine. Don't move, it's not mine, so put it there for me. . .

there is a kind of silence, which is called the teacher coming. . .

Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no partners at school! !

it's love at first sight. it's not love, it's face. . .

I often change jobs. I have been to many cities in China. Whenever my friends ask me where I work, I always say "China Mobile".

I have thought about the five words "especially hard-working", and I have only achieved the first four.

sorry, teacher, my homework was stolen.

you're in trouble. you're in trouble.

I had a heart for learning, but I failed my course.

I am a lively girl, and even the double bed is not enough for me to lie alone.

We are good friends. I'll help you up when you fall, but don't rob me after I finish laughing.

Although I can't play coquetry, I can wrestle.

I don't want to go back to the original point, because the ending is always the same.

I have the ending and the process, and I feel greedy if I pester myself.

Homework is the most exclusive thing in the world. No matter how you neglect it, it will still stick with you ...

True friends won't be angry when you insult them. They will only smile back at your more insulting words.

all the food you waste will be blocked on your way to heaven.

the so-called threshold is the door when it passes, and the threshold when it fails to pass.

on the night before the start of school, the electricity consumption in the country will rise sharply.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

when you leave, I said I would always bless you; But I will definitely curse the end with you.

I'm in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I've finished my words. #

Don't think it's useless to wash your face just because you cry.

I won't stay if you want to go, and I welcome you back; You just need to know that I love you and never give up.

It's not that easy to lose weight. Every piece of meat has its temper. ~

I didn't say that you are shameless, I said that shameless people are like you.

hold the child by the hand and drag it away.

I saw the most thunderbolt reason for breaking up in history: because you are a QQ member, I don't think I deserve you. .

It's terrible to start school. What's terrible is how to return to the holiday.

I am not a gentle person, but I have done everything gentle for you; I finally found the secret of a woman's eternal youth, that is, lying about her age?

If a foodie doesn't eat, it's because he is full.

How big is your school? I replied: My aunt who sells mala Tang in the west gate of our school refused to be pursued by uncle who sells rice noodles in the east gate because she didn't like the long-distance relationship.

I touched the wire to test whether it has electricity.

The monarch looked back and smiled, attracting the earth to jump.

The farthest distance in the world is not life and death.

if you don't study for a day, no one can see it; If you don't study for a week, you will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs. . .

Meiyangyang is a false mother, because ewes have no horns.

Every time school starts, they will say the same thing, "I must study hard this semester".

11. Common sense must be repeated, otherwise it will be forgotten; Injustice must be exposed, otherwise it will continue to do evil; Justice must be hyped, or it will be buried alive.

111. Play with feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically.

112. Don't look at what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, don't think about what you shouldn't think about, and do what you should do.

113. If you don't study, Wan Li Road is just a postman.