2. Since you appeared, I know that someone's love is so beautiful.
3. Now I know that Baidu doesn't know everything. I asked it where my fiancee was, and it was difficult.
4, emotional wounds are difficult to heal, even if the wounds heal, they will leave dazzling scars.
Girl, don't be silly. The person who loves you the most in the world married your mother.
6. I didn't give it to a woman at first, but later I was anxious for a woman!
7. Don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.
8. There is no such thing as the first kiss. With the constant renewal of epithelial cells, every day is the first kiss.
9. The class bell is more pleasing to the ear than the national anthem, and the class bell collapses more than embarrassment.
10, if something happens to you one day, please be sure to call me. I won't save words or block knives for you, but I can come out handsome to death.
1 1. sogou really loves Lin Xiao. He became Lu Shao, but he loved her in another way.
12, when in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake coke, pound rice jars, break off dover, pinch instant noodles, tie condoms and so on.
13, stop complaining1300 million people can't find a right person, and you can't find a right person in four multiple-choice questions.
14, once in class, my classmates and I played cards in the back. The teacher handed out exercise papers and sent them to me. I stood up and said to the teacher, teacher, I am short of cards.
15, when you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you know, there are still many days without money.
16, to increase learning, reduce pride, seize opportunities, and put an end to laziness.
17, I want to send you sunshine all summer in winter, just like I am hugging you.
18, what's wrong with poverty? Should poverty be laughed at? Hold your head high and stand up, so that everyone can see that you are not only poor, but also ugly.
19 Sometimes, I have an impulse to cry, but I don't know why.
20. How many generations does it take to climb from this world to that one?
2 1. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.
22. Your face reminds me of a word, arbitrary.
23, I study Tyrannosaurus Rex feed, eunuch fertility, how much start-up capital is needed to engage in real estate on Mars and other professional academic issues.
24, a day without reading, no one can see; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.
25. No matter in the unknown horizon or in the corner of the sea, I hope that one day when I am too old to lose my teeth, it is you who will accompany me to watch the sunset hand in hand and see the clouds rolling.
26. Read thousands of books and Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob.
27. I am simple. As long as you take me seriously. Your business is my business.
28. Don't be a fat man who can only play mobile phones when you are the best and youngest.
29. I must be a shiny psycho in your mediocre life.
It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I streaked in too many chefs for more than ten years.
3 1, in junior high school, I set up the Qinglong gang with some buddies. Later, somehow, it was discovered by the class teacher, and it was abruptly changed into Qinglong learning group.
32. I picked up a pen to do my homework yesterday and found that the pen was very resistant to me. I slapped my pen twice and shouted: Nima! How long has it been since I last saw you? You don't know Lao Tzu!
33. I really want to tell those who won the first prize of the two-color ball that there are two dollars in your million-dollar prize. Without me, there would be no you today.
My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I didn't have a chance to interrupt her.
35, others think I am looking down in thought, I am looking at whether this hair on the ground should be picked up.
It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why am I the one who gets hurt?
37. Future husband, don't worry, I am at home, not in the hotel.
38. It is raining in the city where you live. I really want to ask you if you have an umbrella. If not, I hope it rains more.
39. I was chatting with the male god last night, and suddenly he said: You want to upgrade and be my girlfriend.
40. I ate quietly, just like I gained weight quietly. I went to bed late, but I brought a piece of fat.
4 1, if possible, I would like to spend every minute and second of my life with you, but now all I can do is miss you every minute and second!
42. My hobbies can be divided into two types: dynamic and static. Quietly sleeping, moving over.
43. Once I came home, my uncle beat me up and said that you were absent from class. I waited for you in primary school for an hour, but I didn't see you. I cried and said to him: I am in the first grade!
44. Can you stop being angry with me and have a baby?
Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, we will ignore it.
46. Can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? So be realistic.
47. The male god is behind him. He wanted to turn around and smile, but he laughed out of his nose.
48. When you said how awesome you are, it suddenly occurred to me that Aoi sora called her * *. I am a junk player, but I will try my best to protect my friends.
49, you smiled, my sky cleared up; You are upset, and my sky is overcast; Your every move affects my mood. Honey, I miss you in the honey pot!
50. You are a warm air mass, and I am a cold air mass. When I met you, I couldn't stop crying.
5 1, summer is hard. I didn't even drink the northwest wind when I was poor. Fortunately, it's autumn.
52. What I am not good at is staying, but leaving one by one.
53. Recently, a shop called "Drums and Guns" was opened, and money was rolling in. Every time someone buys a drum set, his neighbor will come to buy a gun the next day.
The biggest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.
55. There are many flaws, even a missing corner is perfect.
56. Women don't spend money on their period, but men don't like it.
57. If you dare to climb up my window and sing uneasily, I will sing the onion song with you.
58. It is said that all the characters in Hyun Dance have good figures. I tell you, if you are so white every day, you will lose weight.
For the sake of your IQ, I won't tell you anything.
60, don't try to teach pigs to sing, not only there is no result but also make pigs unhappy!
6 1, eat wild vegetables at home when you have no money; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.
62. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.
63. It doesn't matter whether you have children or not. You are afraid of buying a house, losing everything and making money to repay the loan.
64. You are the Tarim Basin and I am the Pacific Water Vapor. I traveled a long way and tried my best to get close to you, but I couldn't reach your heart.
65. Tips: Your National Day holiday balance is insufficient, please recharge it as soon as possible.
66. A person's body is limited. There is so much fat that there is no place to put his face value.
67. When I heard the teacher say that the fine would start again, I knew that his salary had been spent.
68. I treat you as a friend, you treat me as a fool, and my sister is not easy to mess with.
69. Two children argued about days. One said: One day is one day! A son said: One day is one day!
70. I haven't written with a pen for a long time. I don't know if I don't write, but I am shocked if I write: Martians.
7 1, a bosom friend for ten years, but I don't know what you're thinking. That love makes us all guess!
72. A person will feel lonely when eating, but not when eating snacks. Really can't refute!
73. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and some people test imagination. In short, it's all about personal ability.
74. Knowing each other is God's will, knowing each other is human's will, adding up is friendship, and feeling is intentional. We can be together because our hearts are connected.
75. I will be a senior soon, but unfortunately I can't learn and I won't grow up.
76. If I fall in love with your smile, how can I collect it and have it?
77. Some girls want to commit crimes behind their backs; Looking at the side, I want to shrink back; Look ahead and want to defend yourself.
78. Happiness is: cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.
79. Men like to touch their hands when they are drunk, while women make people move around when they are drunk.
80. I used my life to write articles, but later generations used it to assign homework.
8 1, when I was pursuing Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I stayed at home all the time.
82. A day is actually very short. As soon as the computer is turned on and off, it will pass.
83. It is said that when a girl is angry, she will hold her down and kiss her hard, but why am I beaten by her boyfriend?
84. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!
85. Common sense must be repeated, otherwise it will be forgotten; Injustice must be exposed, otherwise it will continue to do evil; Justice must be hyped, or it will be buried alive.
86. Even if the teacher is talking about wool balls, Xueba can knit sweaters!
87. I'll tell you again with my personal experience that you can't touch your mobile phone when you do your homework, otherwise it will be like eating dazzle!
88. Take scoring as the goal, taking falsification as the talent and cheat sheet as the support and help.
I miss you very much. I don't know what this means now, but I know I will never lose my love. But I will sincerely bless you, my once baby.
90. Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.
9 1. If God can't make me thin, then make my friend fat.
92. The furthest distance in the world is your home in Australia, and I cook porridge at home.