People don't know what's wrong. They insisted that I could eat by my face. I tried, but it really didn't work. After all, people still have to eat by mouth.
You are so beautiful, you should thank your parents first. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful?
When I am old, I want to add two malts to a glass of cold beer.
5. The boy took his girlfriend for a walk and passed by the restaurant. The girlfriend exclaimed, "It smells good!" The cash-strapped boy said very gentlemanly, "If you like, we'll walk to the front of the restaurant again."
6. I am strong by nature and self-reliant. Since the day I graduated, I have never asked my parents for a penny. I usually call them directly and remit the money to my bank account.
7. How fragile is my relationship with my boyfriend? As long as I take off my makeup, maybe he will never want to see me again in his life.
8. I got paid a few days ago. On my way home from work, I saw a poor beggar and gave him a few dollars. I went to the bank to deposit money after dinner, and I met him again. He saved 5 thousand and I saved 1 thousand.
9. If you are good-looking, you fall asleep on the bus and subway, and your head rests on the shoulder of the person next to you, who will accompany you until you wake up. If you are ugly, once your head rests on the shoulder of the person next to you, he will wake you up immediately and warmly remind you to take care of your belongings.
10. Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror that I must study hard when I grow up, otherwise others will say that I am just a vase.
1 1. When I was a child, I was called turtle grandson by my grandmother. When I grow up, I am called a rabbit. Now I'm single dog. My life is an animal history!
12. A passerby stopped a taxi and asked the driver: How long does it take from here to the airport? Driver: It will take a long time. Passerby: How long will it take at least? Driver: It takes longer to ride a horse.
13. I don't need anything now except my boyfriend. As long as you can help me, you can get a girlfriend for free.
14. Nowadays, boys are too bad, whiter than girls, taller than girls, more beautiful than girls, and they compete with girls for boyfriends!
15. Society can really change people. I used to be an excellent person at school, but now I am a good person. This is what the girls told me.
16. We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.
17. I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late online. The biggest change for me is that I have changed from a happy staying up late to a fearful staying up late.
18. I have a blind date with a girl. My mother likes her very much, so does my father. Finally, I admit that she is my adopted daughter. In a few days, I refused to let us be together because I was not worthy of his precious daughter!
19. Girls would rather be Fu's spare tire than accept the behavior of diaosi, which ensures the genetic progress of human beings.
After years of continuous efforts, I finally changed from an ignorant teenager to an ignorant youth.
2 1. Be kind to your wife, because one day, when you are lying in a hospital bed, it is not necessarily the doctor who dominates your life, nor your brothers who are drinking, nor those fourth graders, but your wife, and only she has the right to sign "Continue to rescue" or "Give up treatment"!
22. When a person doesn't have beautiful skin, he will mistakenly think that he has an interesting soul. In fact, ugly and interesting are two different things!
There are three things that young people can't touch nowadays: idolization, staying up late and the glory of the king. The more you get in touch with them, the more interesting it is for you to be single.
24. Son, what's wrong with poverty? If you are poor, stand up and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short. What about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short but also ugly!