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1 On a beautiful spring day, I woven a wreath of acacia for you.
In fact, many times, people are still across the river, and it is most beautiful to bury that purest and truest emotion in the bottom of my heart forever.
377 magpie fairy, golden wind and jade dew hate bitterness, often accompanied by day and night, do not envy cowherd and mandarin duck! Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!
4 love letter, written by me; I made the call; Roses are from me; Blessing is what I said: Happy white day!
Snow is floating in the blue sky, and beautiful leather shoes leak. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Please call me back gently.
What will never fade is my silent concern for you, my endless yearning for you and my constant love for you.
Lord Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because you don't understand my darkness during the day.
The teacher said don't litter, or I'll throw you out.
Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I left.
10 God gave us acne while giving us youth.
1 1 There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither can this; That won't happen either.
12 police uncle's confession: I have been paying attention to you for a long time, please come with me.
13 Look at a temple from a distance, and look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.
14 since I fell in love, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting, and my heart has stopped beating.
15 when you find more friends around you, it means that you have a place to use.
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1 Say that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why are all the injured people me?
Superman always flies in briefs because triangles are very stable.
I was bitten by a dog. I was bitten because of you. Because you are someone else's mistress.
You know, the second word of the heart is polyphonic. Read the fourth sound, read the first sound.
I've been thinking about what the first person who found milk drinkable did to the cow!
It's almost Qixi Festival. How can you be so calm when you have a crush on me?
70 thousand evil new society, how come there is no arranged marriage, which makes me single so far!
I can't find your trace in the vast galaxy; Can you feel my missing in the long night?
Nine hundred birds build a bridge, the dream of the stars spreads the book, the wish of the stars speaks, and Chang Jun accompanies on Tanabata! ! ! Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!
10 Tanabata is here again! The first part: envy and jealousy; Bottom line: emptiness, loneliness and cold; Horizontal criticism: paralyzing my singleness.
1 1 What is the most depressing thing about Tanabata? When the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet once a year, the Weaver Girl has her period.
12 I hope that on Tanabata, my sister paper that loves me can send me a rose and my Chinese paper that loves me can send me a chrysanthemum.
13 the sea is neither dry nor rotten, my love, as long as you are happy, I will change them all together.
14 people are really tired when they are alive: they have to queue up when they get on the bus, they have to suffer if they love you, they have no fragrance when they eat, they get drunk easily when they drink, and they have to pay taxes when they earn money!
15 So far, among the curses I have seen about Tanabata, this is the most vicious: curse the weaver girl to menstruate on Tanabata!
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1 There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the class teacher.
Be a troll with temperament, a pervert with hierarchy, and an illiterate with knowledge!
Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?
Playing the fool, if done well, is a stupid thing. Well done, it is called deep.
If someone scolds you, how do you reply? You have seed. You have many kinds of colorful seeds, but it's a pity that you are a hybrid.
If you can be ugly and obscene, people will not like you, and I don't like you either.
I am a man of principle. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words, depending on my mood.
I want to lose weight. I want to roast chicken. You can't have your cake and eat it, so I choose roast suckling pig instead of both.
Why don't you be rational? My uncle is here. Why did you think of going to the zoo to see bears?
10 once I found that I couldn't do math, so I skipped it. I found that I couldn't stop the jump.
1 1 If you are the one, if the female guest turns off the man's light again, the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the whole floor.
12 Rich girl: Have you ever seen a famous brand? My bag says LV! Me: I have studied Pinyin and seen Donkey, right?
13 in fact, I have long wanted to get rid of swearing, but those funny people around me make me helpless!
14 Most people who love food are not bad people. They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others.
15 I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I streaked in too many chefs for more than ten years.
16 is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I will never be thin, and I will never be thin.
17 happiness is to find someone who makes you desperately want to lose weight for him, but that person always pats your head and says, eat more and don't be hungry.
18 youth is only once, and you can't waste it! We should have gorgeous youth!
The word "19" is quite distracting when it comes to wanting to participate.
People who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Aren't you sick?
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