A long time ago, there was no winter and summer in China, which was called "Spring and Autumn". That's right. Cai Caihuan in the Spring and Autumn Period. One morning at sunset, as usual, he went to the court.
(Full screen play, music play. Ladies dance before B-ultrasound (Wang's opinion)
Wang: (impatiently) OK, OK, OK, it's been a day. I will let you experience the real dance!
The ladies stood aside, the king and two guards, and the two ladies played the music "My Place" and began to dance.
Wang: (singing) In my territory, you have to listen to me. Make me happy, and I'll cut my hair. ......
[Complete dance, everyone poses, and the people behind hold the symbol of "Cai District" (vegetables). So the king sat down, two guards stood on one side, and two ladies-in-waiting fanned the king behind him.
Guard b: report to the king and govern.
Wang: Then watch the news first. (Full remote control)
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep! "TV curtain, CCTV news broadcast began.
Luo Jing: Good morning, everyone. I'm Luo Jing (Luo Jing, Li Ruiying appears on the TV screen with a dignified expression).
& gt Li Ruiying: Today is my last day in Ruiying. Over the years, I have welcomed the news broadcast program of Royal Vegetable TV.
Luo Jing: First, introduce the main contents of this plan. about
Li Ruiying: King Chu Ling met with Ambassador Yan Ziren of Sarkozy.
Luo Jing: Zhao Wei, Kim and South Korea split openly, and Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Kim publicly protested.
Li Ruiying: Please listen to the details.
Li Ruiying: According to the report just sent back by the national reporter of Cai Chu, the diplomat Qi Chuyan was cordially received by the King and Queen of Chu Ling. The guests cooperated in a friendly atmosphere on host, trade, technology and exchange, peace and development, which was a cordial and friendly conversation between the five members of his visit. golden
Luo Jing: The latest news is that Zhao, Wei and Han Jin are trying to split. A spokesman for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs paid tribute to this separatist act. He said in his speech: Jinjin has always adhered to the golden principle, and sovereignty and territorial integrity are inseparable. This behavior has greatly hurt the feelings and demands of Jin people. ......
Wang: (Interrupting) OK, OK. Is there any national news?
Guardian c: (laptop) big bed, today's vegetable network "The most clicked news: Today, the SARS vaccine was successfully developed, the bird flu and flu were eliminated, Prince Guo came back to life, and the genius" Mr. Bird "came to China. A competitive crowd caused serious traffic congestion, which led to the rot of the first batch of Chinese cabbage in export trade, and the direct economic loss reached 1 1 USD.
Wang: (furious) What! Cabbage ... I call this "magpie". ......
Guard: Wang, this is ""
Wang: He brought it to me! !
(Music "I am a bird")
Magpie: (a big first-aid kit, rap) I am a bird and I can't sell it all the time. Today, I met the leader of the food, and he wants to package all my goods!
(The lady is surrounded and the guards fight for her autograph. )
The maid-in-waiting replied: (holding a microphone in the shape of a big carrot, just like doing an interview) As a doctor, you will have a lot of pressure?
Magpie: That's a good question. The pressure is really great, so I have time to travel to relieve boredom. Is this when I came to the vegetable garden?
Lady B: (Interviewing with a big tape recorder in front of the magpie) What is your dream and what does it look like? about
Magpie: (Meditation) It's my dream. She is implicit and connotative. She is a woman with traditional virtues in China, just as her sister likes you. Of course, the most important thing is to have beautiful black hair, you know? The well first appeared, and the black hair just felt healthy.
Maid-in-waiting B (urgent): How can I have black hair?
Magpie: (Extra shampoo in the medicine cabinet) Please use a "soft" shampoo. Trust me, yes!
(Ms. B grabs the shampoo and the run is over)
Magpie: Tang Yin, the bodyguard eldest brother (right back), is full of energy and imposing manner. He describes it as "a pear blossom beats a begonia in the breeze in Saipan" (intoxicated action, while being a bodyguard). But ... the clothes you wear have no personality. You know, everyone should have a China silver collar (the collar will turn up by itself).
(The king deliberately drew the attention of the crowd to cough, and the crowd dispersed. Magpies look around for sound sources. ) Wang: What are you looking at? The chimney around my neck will call you.
Magpie: Ah, little people look at the scenery. (Looking at Wang, bowing solemnly) Wang, if you are sick, you will be afraid.
King: (surprised) What do you mean?
Magpie: Look, you have a lot of red pimples on your face. Yes, I used to have it (I took a big bottle out of my bag), but because I used the full stop cleanser, the red pimples disappeared. Now I often can't help but look at my skin (roll up my sleeves and show my arms). Look here, look here, look here. ......
Wang: [Angry and annoyed, he struck the table, stood up and farted (Foley)] Nonsense, this is a mole on my face! ! !
Magpie: (text) Ah, no, no, it should be that Wang is in his stomach, and his presence there will be conducive to serious illness.
Wang: (more surprised) huh? How did it come from?
Magpie: Your powerful voice just now can explain it, but it doesn't matter. Look (big bottle), dysentery is over, diarrhea is over, diarrhea caused by Shigella is over!
Wang: (furious) Bold! I'm angry!
(Magpie goes to touch the pulse and hits horizontally)
Wang: Stop! Running away for no reason? about
Magpie: Your illness is in the bone marrow. ......
Wang: Nonsense. Come on.
(Several guards catch magpies)
Magpie: Wait a minute, there is a big hole in your tooth. Your teeth and bones are ok, so I said you have bone marrow disease, but it doesn't matter. The doctor is very helpless. I am different. I am a genius! (Pulls out a big toothpaste), please use "Low Colgate" recommended by Global Dental Prevention Organization. (crowd)
Crowd (Qi): No cavities!
Wang (furious): shameless fanatic! When I drink tea, it is sticky. (hide your face and cry)
(Ms. B is right)
Woman B: Wang! It is broken. The "Rejoice" shampoo I used lost my hair and dandruff was more prominent! & gt Wang: Pull this magpie out for me! (The crowd pushes forward)
Guard C: This is the story of Cai Huan and Bian Que in the Spring and Autumn Period.
(End)