Classic and funny ancient famous sayings

Classic and funny ancient famous sayings. In daily life, we cannot avoid talking with others, and some classic and funny ancient famous quotes can relieve the awkward atmosphere between the two parties, make the other party laugh, and have a certain good impression of us. So next, I will take you to learn more about classic and funny ancient famous sayings. Classic and funny ancient famous sayings 1

1. If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend him; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot in return; If you still offend me, cut off the roots.

2. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it.

3. It is easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is difficult to prevent when you are undercover.

4. Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still torture my mind and strain my muscles and bones.

5. Only when you hold your hand do you know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

6. The red beans don’t grow in the South, but grow on my face. I really think about it!

7. I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world to be tortured by me.

8. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.

9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

10. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.

11. Although you are sprayed with cologne, I can still vaguely smell a human smell.

12. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life.

13. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

14. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend. I said no. My mother said: I can have this. I said: I really don’t have a boyfriend...

15. Ideals are very full. The reality is very skinny. Classic and Funny Ancient Famous Quotes 2

Collection of Classic Funny Quotes

1. Because of you, sea monsters appeared in the waters of Qingdao.

2. I am embarrassed to catch you, so why are you embarrassed to steal?

3. Stop talking about your ideals with me, quit.

4. A man’s words are like an old lady’s teeth. How much of them are true?

5. You gave me two choices, but they ended up being the same.

6. When choosing a lover, you should choose someone who matches you. If you don’t match, you should also choose someone you admire. If you can’t admire you, then at least choose someone you can match.

7. You, the person who made a promise to me, in the end only left me with a brilliant expression instead of a brilliant life.

8. In the city, apart from men who are sexually impotent, there are men who are impotent in love. Apart from these two, there are only women left.

9. What is survival? Survival means living by any means necessary.

10. I can resist everything except temptation.